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GoodPlaceJames
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Humanist. Humorist. Alliterative. Alternative. Author. Autist. Artist.

A bit scientist; somewhat engineer.

80s kid. Mostly Harmless.

Semper Fidelis. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Non Serviam.

INTP. Ignostic.

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He/him/James 🎩
He's been passed out;

Surrounded by congealing hamberder detritus.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
(Yay! ;) 🎩)
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The only decent cell in Trump's body is an oncological cell.
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
PS. (*without chicken ...)
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
PPS. (Or maybe you didn't want any adhoc advice and just wanted to complain.

That's ok, too! ;)

Feel better; we're here for you in whichever manner you'd prefer.)
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
PS. Do you feel up to making it from scratch?
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You have better than bouillon?

...

... do you have firm tofu?
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You have a few options:

- A food delivery service right to your doorstep (Bam! Done!)
- Make your own with ingredients on-hand.
- Sounds like you are missing key ingredients for Chicken Noodle Soup (like chicken; and noodles) so:
-- Get ingredients delivered.
-- Venture out; procure them yourself.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It is often difficult to make Chicken Noodle Soup with Chicken.

And Noodles.

... Do you have an Instant Pot?

I'm happy to live-collab on this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is my mnemonic:

"Dill is to chill."
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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It’s Holly Gram from the mailroom
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
(That was very bad; well done! ;) 🎩)
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Don’t forget to deck your balls with prickly Holly !!
a cartoon drawing of holly leaves with faces on them and the words happy holly below it
ALT: a cartoon drawing of holly leaves with faces on them and the words happy holly below it
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
PS.

Would that be Holly from Accounting?

Or H.R.?
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"I'm missing a toe!"

"Merry Christmas!"

"... that's not what that means ... !!!"

#Christmas

#MedicalMispracticalJokes
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Kirkland, Denmark is a popular tourist destination for gourmands.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Christm-ass."
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM