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doktormod.bsky.social
Space Moddity (they/them)
@doktormod.bsky.social
1.4K followers 320 following 750 posts
a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent

just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kcsxrdwgltnpsm5ry2dltlkw/lists/3ki3erfluq22r
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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
A carton of "Spooky Milk". It says Halloween Flavor and Spooky Vibes Only. It also features a nude buxom person under a sheet like a ghost. It is unclear if the ghost is representing the poster or the person dating the poster. Perhaps both?
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
doktormod.bsky.social
A collection of star shaped stickers that look like Lisa Frank threw wine coolers up on them that read "Graphic design is my burden"
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Skeletor lovingly cuddling a hissing cat with the words: In a world full of toxic positivity be authentic choas
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
doktormod.bsky.social
Though it's how I'm most comfortable, it's sometimes very tough essentially being a woman in a masculine body. The first six months of getting to know someone goes like this: Hi. I'm Ash. I use they/them pronouns —Right. He/him Sorry, no. They/them —He/him? Say it with me: they —He Them —Him sigh. yes.
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I also support our veterans. But if you ever honor me with poorly kerned Comic Sans, I will reach through your phone and slap you silly
A vintage Veteran's Day poster ala Normal Rockwell. Someone has used MS Paint or Corel Draw to add "Thank You!" over top of it in the font Comic Sans. There are some horrific crimes against kerning going on. Also, as I type this, I'm noticing that there's no apostrophe in "Veteran's". An affront to our brave people who served.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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His response reads like the retort of a six-year-old on an elementary school playground. What a little pissy pants diaper baby
The beloved scribe Joyce Carol Oates reading sociopathic billionaires who post on X for filth and Musk responding with a "Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human." (not pictured, Musk taking his ball and going home)
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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"Portrait of the Sociopath as an Old Man", oil on canvas, 2025
trump just standing there, impassively staring off into the middle distance, while everyone around him rushes to assist a man who had fainted
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Washington State Department of Transportation got me really excited for a minute about possible flooding, but then I squinted and noticed that Greg was a snail
Screenshot of a WSDOT Facebook post warning of possible flooding. It features their mascot "Greg", who might be a snail with a hardhat, or might be a very large, very erect male sexual organ
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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After almost 20 years of marriage I still know how to keep the romance alive
Screenshot of a text exchange with my spouse, in which I text: [Joe Cocker voice] 🎶 You are Labubu full To me To which they reply: I fucking hate you ROMANCE
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Can you imagine going to your job coding for the USDA-dot-gov and being told to put an alert on the SNAP homepage that blames kids going hungry on migrants and trans people and being, like, "Ok. That's chill. Just another Tuesday workin for the ghost of Joseph Goebbels."
A screenshot of the SNAP homepage on the official USDA website, there's an alert at the top of the page that reads, "Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance." So, in essence, "the reason you're going to go hungry next month is because Democrats would rather have 'healthcare for illegal immigrants' and 'gender mutilation'" Which, um, sounds like something straight from the Nazi Propagandist Handbook.
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️

(That means: put a photo of yourself in a quote of this post. Please)
This user (right) and their partner, who just got engaged. They are smiling at the camera. They look very happy. Can you imagine? Simpler times, my friends. Simpler times.
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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How they're celebrating the season in Portland
A very fat frog squatting on a pumpkin. Text reads, "It is Frogtober, my dudes"
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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this is the future liberals want
A package of BIG ORGASM brand artisan chocolate
October 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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toxic masculinity has entered the chat
an absolutely insane photo of a man dressed from the waist up as a snarling tiger with giant cannons extending from his back and shoulders spouting fireworks
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Jfc, just tell your boss that you can't come into work because you just shit through a screen door and didn't touch metal
A screenshot of automated Google suggestions that end the phrase "what's a professional way to say" with the majority of results being some variation of "diarrhea"
September 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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If you can see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
A package containing a pair of "Pug Nipple Tassels" that are advertised as being "Perfect for your pair of puppies". The nipple tassels are little cloth pug faces with golden tassels hanging from their mouths. They both look quite upset. Not relevant, but they cost £3.99.
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Instead of posting a screed regarding my nuanced and conflicted thoughts about the assassination of Charlie Kirk, here's a picture of a long-eared jeroba
A long-eared jeroba, one of the weirdest and cutest little animals in all animaldom
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I'm not so much a celebrity as I'm like that niche indie band that that one weirdo you know who wears a leather harness everywhere and has an urban goat farm keeps telling you YOU NEED to check out and you're like, bro, this is just so much noise
This user's Bluesky statistics that show that they have a significant following, but haven't reached the same "celebrity" status as their peers. Nor are they categorized into any particular brand of poster
September 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I'm still furious that the Woke Police got rid of Little Caesars' chest hair
The "classic" Little Caesars' logo in all his hirsute glory
August 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
A picture of Paul Rudd drinking from a penis-shaped water bottle and he seems pretty okay with it, actually
August 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Sure, a single millionaire flying their private plane around produces the CO2 equivalent of roughly 1,100 cars annually, but fuck you and your furry friend
A screenshot of an AP article with the headline: People often make wrong climate choices. One surprise is owning a dog. Above it is a photograph of a person staring out a window at a small jet plane.
August 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Wore your shirt to a Lady Gaga concert last night and it was a huge hit! A lot of people asked for pictures 📸 🩵🩷🤍
Space Moddity and their partner (the artist formerly known as imdaintyaf) in the merch line for Lady Gaga's Mayhem Ball concert. Space Moddity is wearing the Trans Lives Matter tee designed by Bornmiserable
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Them: When did you first realize that you were bisexual?

Me: [mentally projects this image of Leonard Nimoy]
A shirtless Leonard Nimoy as Spock, his pensive face turned just so to highlight his masculine, and yet androgynous, features and elegantly tapered ears
August 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Ah yes, the five smoothie-worthiest elements of the periodic table
Google search results for "fruits that end with um" that are 'Applum', 'Bananum', 'Strawberrum', 'Tomatum', and 'Coconut'. AI is horrible.
July 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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My nonbinary brand
A Nazgûl from Lord of the Rings, shrouded in eerie fog, holding aloft its sword menacingly. It reads, "This but I'm wearing a pink thong underneath" And yes I know that a Nazgûl's sword is called a Morgul Blade, but I'm not going to say that and out myself as a nerd.
July 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM