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The gov was shut down for a whole month and not one mention of sending the national guard nowhere!
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every time some Epstein shit comes out, he starts talking about invading another US city.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A lot of people’s brains are still running on an outdated operating system.

Stay woke.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just realized I’ll be spending the holidays by myself and I almost ejaculated!
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Like my dad used to say: no news is good news.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I would check up on family and friends more often but I’m sure I’ll feel worse for doing so afterwards.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Of course capitalist wants to replace you with robots. Isn’t it obvious?
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Humans thrive on making themselves miserable.

It gives them purpose.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m not surprised a song made using AI is at the top of the music charts 😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The people have spoken. AI music is better than music created by humans. 😂😂

BURN IT ALL DOWN!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Nope. I don’t subscribe to putting ANYONE before myself.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by oЯbe!
Libs believe "empathy" is the recognition of how someone else's experience affects them personally.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If I ruled the world I would ban social media influencers.

Simply because I miss old school cults.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My future wife probably used Herbal Essences to make herself cum back in the day.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
First date idea: take the hoe out to eat free samples at Aldi’s.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I used to pretend I was social creature.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The world went to shit when phone sex operators were forced into early retirement.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fuck you and your travel plans, hoe.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The universe is violence.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The sun is doing shit that can potentially harm or kill us and people are like, “Oooh so pretty!”
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The solar system is glitching, bro.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You go to school for four years only to graduate and find out you’re missing job opportunities to artificial intelligence.

Education is a scam.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So is college a scam or nah?
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Had a lot of weird dreams before but wow 🤯 that one was batshit.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Maybe if Sydney Sweeney had say said she wasnt racist MAYBE her movies would’ve made more money?? 🤷🏾‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM