human
@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet/human
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Pinned
pronouncing vaseline like baseline
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
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Let's
Live
&
Love
By the
Sea
Kiss
As
Moonlight
Caresses
Ocean
...
💙💫💘
Live
&
Love
By the
Sea
Kiss
As
Moonlight
Caresses
Ocean
...
💙💫💘
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Let's
Live
&
Love
By the
Sea
Kiss
As
Moonlight
Caresses
Ocean
...
💙💫💘
Live
&
Love
By the
Sea
Kiss
As
Moonlight
Caresses
Ocean
...
💙💫💘
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My clothes aren't too tight. It's just that my body is really loose.
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My clothes aren't too tight. It's just that my body is really loose.
When she gets you, she is the one.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When she gets you, she is the one.
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It's the lying that gets me. Ya know?
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's the lying that gets me. Ya know?
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Anxious on the street, depressed in the sheets
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Anxious on the street, depressed in the sheets
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I produced many paintings and drawings of Portsmouth and Southsea but I won't put loads of them on here all at once. Here's a watercolour that was done on a little beach at Sally Port, Old Portsmouth and you can see the masts of the Warrior in the distance
#art #watercolour #Portsmouth
#art #watercolour #Portsmouth
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I produced many paintings and drawings of Portsmouth and Southsea but I won't put loads of them on here all at once. Here's a watercolour that was done on a little beach at Sally Port, Old Portsmouth and you can see the masts of the Warrior in the distance
#art #watercolour #Portsmouth
#art #watercolour #Portsmouth
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ME: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
HIM: *sigh*
ME: The elf-abet!
HIM:…
ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
HIM: *sigh*
ME: The elf-abet!
HIM:…
ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
ME: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
HIM: *sigh*
ME: The elf-abet!
HIM:…
ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
HIM: *sigh*
ME: The elf-abet!
HIM:…
ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
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Me: make it a double.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me: make it a double.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
Server: your soup??
Me: you heard me.
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I didn’t have real life hunger games on my bingo card
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I didn’t have real life hunger games on my bingo card
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It's strange how one day you just wake up. To everything.
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's strange how one day you just wake up. To everything.
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Maybe if I try really hard I can learn the art of not giving a shit.
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Maybe if I try really hard I can learn the art of not giving a shit.
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Zwischen innerem Werther und innerem Kinski.
October 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Zwischen innerem Werther und innerem Kinski.
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I stop from texting my friends while driving, by not having any friends.
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I stop from texting my friends while driving, by not having any friends.
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if you were my neighbor I’d leave my bedroom curtains open
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
if you were my neighbor I’d leave my bedroom curtains open
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The Grinch Who Stole My Virginity
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Grinch Who Stole My Virginity
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Really looking forward to masturbating tonight
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Really looking forward to masturbating tonight
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December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I said GTFOH. Please respond.
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I said GTFOH. Please respond.
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I accidentally swallowed a bottle of glitter, and now, the toilet looks like a snowglobe.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I accidentally swallowed a bottle of glitter, and now, the toilet looks like a snowglobe.
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