human
@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet/artist
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Life is not possible without death. Love is not possible without death.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Life is not possible without death. Love is not possible without death.
I never danced with the stars.
But I do watch them at night.
But I do watch them at night.
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I never danced with the stars.
But I do watch them at night.
But I do watch them at night.
What are your two favorite cities in the world you’ve visited?
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What are your two favorite cities in the world you’ve visited?
NYC. Too many people. Too many people everywhere.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
NYC. Too many people. Too many people everywhere.
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Who up wondering why they up?
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Who up wondering why they up?
I ❤️ NY. But I wouldn’t live there.
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I ❤️ NY. But I wouldn’t live there.
I like her but she calls me retarded.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I like her but she calls me retarded.
I love life more than life loves me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I love life more than life loves me.
I’m a big fan of air conditioners.
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m a big fan of air conditioners.
I was once walking in a winter wonderland
and got mugged and beaten to a pulp by six bad people and was in a coma for six weeks.
and got mugged and beaten to a pulp by six bad people and was in a coma for six weeks.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I was once walking in a winter wonderland
and got mugged and beaten to a pulp by six bad people and was in a coma for six weeks.
and got mugged and beaten to a pulp by six bad people and was in a coma for six weeks.
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When I think about you I drug myself.
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When I think about you I drug myself.
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After a time you realize deep down you don't care if anyone listens, you just gotta get it out.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
After a time you realize deep down you don't care if anyone listens, you just gotta get it out.
At the end of the day, love is all that matters.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
At the end of the day, love is all that matters.
At the end of life, death is all that remains.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
At the end of life, death is all that remains.
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Jingle balls, jingle my balls 🎵
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Jingle balls, jingle my balls 🎵
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Free love, at minimum, costs about 400 an hour...
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Free love, at minimum, costs about 400 an hour...
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
Might post nude when i get 800 followers
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Might post nude when i get 800 followers
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I don’t ask for much
Only for our souls to touch
Only for our souls to touch
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I don’t ask for much
Only for our souls to touch
Only for our souls to touch
Dead man is a happy man.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Dead man is a happy man.
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
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I just want ppl to be happy
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I just want ppl to be happy