human
@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet/artist
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human
@bshuman.bsky.social
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Museums are a great place to hold hands and make out.
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Welcome to the shit show, kiddos.
March 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Welcome to the shit show, kiddos.
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I put the POS in shitposter
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I put the POS in shitposter
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It’s been a weird few days, but I’m happy..
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s been a weird few days, but I’m happy..
Peasants see the king. But the king doesn’t see peasants.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Peasants see the king. But the king doesn’t see peasants.
Got three words for me?
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Got three words for me?
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Happy “extruded meat product that looks vaguely like ribs” to all who observe.
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy “extruded meat product that looks vaguely like ribs” to all who observe.
I love and hate being human.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I love and hate being human.
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seductively sampling several salamis
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
seductively sampling several salamis
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It's not that you're not enough. Some people just need too much.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's not that you're not enough. Some people just need too much.
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What season is it?
Walmart: yes
Walmart: yes
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What season is it?
Walmart: yes
Walmart: yes
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“True,” I say, to something I didn’t even hear.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“True,” I say, to something I didn’t even hear.
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medicinal cheesy potatoes
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
medicinal cheesy potatoes
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How do you know I already haven’t?
bro did u even try to forge a new reality
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
How do you know I already haven’t?
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rotting energy
putrid love
putrid love
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
rotting energy
putrid love
putrid love
I’m unfortunately very self-aware.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m unfortunately very self-aware.
Serious and silly, that’s my combo
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Serious and silly, that’s my combo
I been called a horndog. Would that be a fair call?
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I been called a horndog. Would that be a fair call?
Democracy is when we are powerful while feeling powerless.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Democracy is when we are powerful while feeling powerless.
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Haven't seen northern lights in Iowa since I was a teen. Got my kids out there!
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Haven't seen northern lights in Iowa since I was a teen. Got my kids out there!
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The wounds have called to us
And we found we could reply
And we found we could reply
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The wounds have called to us
And we found we could reply
And we found we could reply
I never read The Idiot.
I didn’t have to.
I didn’t have to.
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I never read The Idiot.
I didn’t have to.
I didn’t have to.