Lizard Queen 🦎 👑
@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
We do jokes and sports here people.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
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I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
🚩🔞🚩
I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
Pinned
Welcome to the shit show, kiddos.
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I don't blame them.
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I don't blame them.
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ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.
How to Legally Protect People in Your Home from ICE | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
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January 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.
Today I got left in charge at work.
I started this job three months ago.
I have no formal training.
Amazing how just doing the basics can blow people away.
God bless my friend who hired me 🙏
I started this job three months ago.
I have no formal training.
Amazing how just doing the basics can blow people away.
God bless my friend who hired me 🙏
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Today I got left in charge at work.
I started this job three months ago.
I have no formal training.
Amazing how just doing the basics can blow people away.
God bless my friend who hired me 🙏
I started this job three months ago.
I have no formal training.
Amazing how just doing the basics can blow people away.
God bless my friend who hired me 🙏
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This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
I've probably eaten 800 calories worth of chocolate peanut butter today.
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I've probably eaten 800 calories worth of chocolate peanut butter today.
I am eating bad cookies and drinking diet Pepsi. Things couldn't get worse.
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I am eating bad cookies and drinking diet Pepsi. Things couldn't get worse.
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I may not be beautiful on the outside but inside I look like pulsating lasagna
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I may not be beautiful on the outside but inside I look like pulsating lasagna
I am a sad chubby little lizard and I am crying blood.
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I am a sad chubby little lizard and I am crying blood.
My husband ended up paying 400 in back bills for the energy. Which means we can't go grocery shopping until the end of February. I still owe 300-400 in credit card payments for the last 2 months. I cant feel my ears everytime I think about this.
I'm so fucking ashamed.
Normally I'd be like, "Thats life!" But I'd been doing so well, and now I'm too fuckin embarrassed to make a gofundme or ask for help from people I know that could; they've done too much for me already.
Normally I'd be like, "Thats life!" But I'd been doing so well, and now I'm too fuckin embarrassed to make a gofundme or ask for help from people I know that could; they've done too much for me already.
I need 1k. I am $600 on back payments for bills. Shit has not been going right.
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My husband ended up paying 400 in back bills for the energy. Which means we can't go grocery shopping until the end of February. I still owe 300-400 in credit card payments for the last 2 months. I cant feel my ears everytime I think about this.
I'm so fucking ashamed.
Normally I'd be like, "Thats life!" But I'd been doing so well, and now I'm too fuckin embarrassed to make a gofundme or ask for help from people I know that could; they've done too much for me already.
Normally I'd be like, "Thats life!" But I'd been doing so well, and now I'm too fuckin embarrassed to make a gofundme or ask for help from people I know that could; they've done too much for me already.
I need 1k. I am $600 on back payments for bills. Shit has not been going right.
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I'm so fucking ashamed.
Normally I'd be like, "Thats life!" But I'd been doing so well, and now I'm too fuckin embarrassed to make a gofundme or ask for help from people I know that could; they've done too much for me already.
Normally I'd be like, "Thats life!" But I'd been doing so well, and now I'm too fuckin embarrassed to make a gofundme or ask for help from people I know that could; they've done too much for me already.
My husband and I are the kind of folks that when we watch documentaries and someone who has been hurt starts to cry? We'll tell the television, "No, dont you apologize, you have every right to cry." As if we're the ones interviewing them.
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My husband and I are the kind of folks that when we watch documentaries and someone who has been hurt starts to cry? We'll tell the television, "No, dont you apologize, you have every right to cry." As if we're the ones interviewing them.
This is only getting worse. Ive got about 400 available to pay on Monday. Then I'll be 100% broke for two weeks and still not haved fixed anything.
I need 1k. I am $600 on back payments for bills. Shit has not been going right.
January 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This is only getting worse. Ive got about 400 available to pay on Monday. Then I'll be 100% broke for two weeks and still not haved fixed anything.
4 hours? You can suck the hemorrhoids right out of my asshole.
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
4 hours? You can suck the hemorrhoids right out of my asshole.
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FFS. ICE is targeting Native Americans!
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
FFS. ICE is targeting Native Americans!
My whole brain smells like hair on fire.
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 AM
My whole brain smells like hair on fire.
Two years more they promised me. In two years Ill be free.
January 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Two years more they promised me. In two years Ill be free.
Also: I dont want to talk about the game last night. I am making cookies of sadness for Josh Allen.
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Also: I dont want to talk about the game last night. I am making cookies of sadness for Josh Allen.
I need 1k. I am $600 on back payments for bills. Shit has not been going right.
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I need 1k. I am $600 on back payments for bills. Shit has not been going right.
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Equality Before Death, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1848
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Equality Before Death, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1848
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BREAKING: Local and federal sources tell ABC News that federal agents shot two people in Portland, Oregon, on Thursday afternoon. The FBI is responding.
The sources say the agents who opened fire are with U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
The sources say the agents who opened fire are with U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
BREAKING: Local and federal sources tell ABC News that federal agents shot two people in Portland, Oregon, on Thursday afternoon. The FBI is responding.
The sources say the agents who opened fire are with U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
The sources say the agents who opened fire are with U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
I know its semantics because the man vs bear choice is a philosophical question but I always had a hard time answering because: what kind of bear? If its a black bear I'm probably gonna be alright, if its a brown bear I'll choose the man. What if I'm in South America? Sun Bears are the smallest bea-
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I know its semantics because the man vs bear choice is a philosophical question but I always had a hard time answering because: what kind of bear? If its a black bear I'm probably gonna be alright, if its a brown bear I'll choose the man. What if I'm in South America? Sun Bears are the smallest bea-
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Bobcat Goldthwait, Javelina Goldthwait, and other Goldthwait of the Great American Southwest
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Bobcat Goldthwait, Javelina Goldthwait, and other Goldthwait of the Great American Southwest
Rock a Billy? I barely know him.
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Rock a Billy? I barely know him.
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This isn't ICE's first. Silverio Villegas González was killed in Franklin Park, IL on 9/12/2025. González, 38 and father of two, had lived in Chicago 20 yrs and no criminal history. His death was the 1st fatal shooting by immigration agents of Donald Trump. The agent's name has never been released‼️
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This isn't ICE's first. Silverio Villegas González was killed in Franklin Park, IL on 9/12/2025. González, 38 and father of two, had lived in Chicago 20 yrs and no criminal history. His death was the 1st fatal shooting by immigration agents of Donald Trump. The agent's name has never been released‼️
Lmao people who dont care about their loved ones in times of strife are Lil bitches.
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Lmao people who dont care about their loved ones in times of strife are Lil bitches.