Lizard Queen 🦎 👑
@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
We do jokes and sports here people.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
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I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
SF Giants, BlueJays, Bills, Raiders, WWE, GCW, Shaq, Bill Walton; Sports History.
One half of the world tag team champions with @brokenbrimlee
🚩🔞🚩
I am 38 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Married 💍
NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
Pinned
Welcome to the shit show, kiddos.
Crossword, 9 across, clue: A word for "Giving it good, real good."
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Crossword, 9 across, clue: A word for "Giving it good, real good."
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Bird folks are weird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bird folks are weird.
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A pedophile who acts on his urges is a child rapist, whereas an ephebophile who acts on his urges is a child rapist.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A pedophile who acts on his urges is a child rapist, whereas an ephebophile who acts on his urges is a child rapist.
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"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
You ever been doing something and start thinking: "Fuck yeah, hell yeah... hell yeah."
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You ever been doing something and start thinking: "Fuck yeah, hell yeah... hell yeah."
For God sakes I'm gonna say it again and maybe Buster Posey will hear me this time: SPORTS PSYCOLOGY SAYS IT TAKES A MINIMUM OF 4 TO 5 YEARS TO CREATE A TEAM. STOP FIRING MANAGERS IN 3 YEARS.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tony Vitello explained the strengths of the Giants' current roster 💪
New Giants manager Tony Vitello pinpoints the biggest strengths on the team's current roster
San Francisco Giants manager Tony Vitello discusses the team's biggest strengths on the roster during the MLB offseason.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For God sakes I'm gonna say it again and maybe Buster Posey will hear me this time: SPORTS PSYCOLOGY SAYS IT TAKES A MINIMUM OF 4 TO 5 YEARS TO CREATE A TEAM. STOP FIRING MANAGERS IN 3 YEARS.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Saint Sebastian, by Jacopo Palma Giovane, 16-17th c, 📸 by Brian Spurlock
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Saint Sebastian, by Jacopo Palma Giovane, 16-17th c, 📸 by Brian Spurlock
Keep thinking about these birds.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Keep thinking about these birds.
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playing mortal kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
playing mortal kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
Attempting to place any type of phone rules on folks these days, no matter the age, causes a stupid kind of stress.
It will not kill you to spend time away from your phone.
It will not kill you to spend time away from your phone.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Attempting to place any type of phone rules on folks these days, no matter the age, causes a stupid kind of stress.
It will not kill you to spend time away from your phone.
It will not kill you to spend time away from your phone.
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I’m unfortunately very self-aware.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m unfortunately very self-aware.
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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That wasn’t very “Democrat hoax” of you, dude
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
That wasn’t very “Democrat hoax” of you, dude
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If god intended us to use our mouths for talking we wouldn’t make such communicative and colorful sounds from our buttholes. I propose a new global language which everyone can understand
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If god intended us to use our mouths for talking we wouldn’t make such communicative and colorful sounds from our buttholes. I propose a new global language which everyone can understand
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*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
Mother fuckers dont carry these anymore and I'm gonna have a tantrum.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Mother fuckers dont carry these anymore and I'm gonna have a tantrum.
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By Collecting This Star, You Are No Better Than Bowser
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
By Collecting This Star, You Are No Better Than Bowser
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everyone is so fucking short sighted thinking that Jalen Hurts will use the tush push against the packers tonight. the true power play is for Jordan Love to score with the tush push and if you disagree you don’t know poetry, you don’t know art, and you don’t know fuckin ball
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
everyone is so fucking short sighted thinking that Jalen Hurts will use the tush push against the packers tonight. the true power play is for Jordan Love to score with the tush push and if you disagree you don’t know poetry, you don’t know art, and you don’t know fuckin ball
Tell me someone has this clip.
Rheas music stopping at, "...I eat-" then smashing Nia right in the face is art.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tell me someone has this clip.
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I have a paper towel habit of someone who is much more wealthy 😂
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have a paper towel habit of someone who is much more wealthy 😂
cmpunk needs a haircut
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
cmpunk needs a haircut
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Now that's what I call a RED-tailed Hawk! What a beauty! Seen zipping over Central Park's Harlem Meer. 🥰🥰🥰 #Hawks #CentralPark #birding
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Now that's what I call a RED-tailed Hawk! What a beauty! Seen zipping over Central Park's Harlem Meer. 🥰🥰🥰 #Hawks #CentralPark #birding
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood