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justmea.bsky.social
@justmea.bsky.social
Wishing a very shut up to Kevin Spacey.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I get it, first snowfall of the season. I am also kinda pretty and very annoying.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Museums are a great place to hold hands and make out.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Couldn't have coffee or food before my physical so now my chart reads "real mad"
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Happy “extruded meat product that looks vaguely like ribs” to all who observe.
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Might fuck around and get a 100-year mortgage.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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demanding a famous folk singer write a moving ballad about the time I fell ass first into an ice fishing hole
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The small joys sometimes turn out to be the most important
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Well hi there Albert!
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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How to save your marriage with cold Taco Bell and roughly $600,000.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Disillusioned with myself.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Another disgusting day in a disgusting country led by perverts. Embarrassing
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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men only want one thing and that's to wear a tshirt until it's just a neckband with two threads hanging off it
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I followed you, pay attention to me you monster.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You’re telling me you shot a pilot just to make this tv show?
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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[restaurant. luncheon.]

SERVER: Hi, my name is Daniel & I’m—

SECOND MOST DIFFICULT AUNT: Nice to meet you, Daniel. Let’s discuss the consistency of the tomato soup.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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alexa, play spa music max volume.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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IN SPITE OF DEEP SNOW AND EVEN DEEPER DEPRESSION I AM PUTTING ON MY SWIMSUIT.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A romantic relationship where i don't have to do all the work would fix me
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Beer stroganoff
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Dead man is a happy man.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM