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My ancestry dot com report came back and all it said was to get a job
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(Just had caffeine) I love you all and I’m emotionally invested in your failures and successes your children are beautiful let’s go to da Bahamas next week.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
(Just had caffeine) I love you all and I’m emotionally invested in your failures and successes your children are beautiful let’s go to da Bahamas next week.
What the fuck do you want on your ice cream cone
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What the fuck do you want on your ice cream cone
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Master of the pan flute
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Master of the pan flute
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You may think you’re on top of things but I’m already in line at Best Buy
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You may think you’re on top of things but I’m already in line at Best Buy
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Who’s ready for some Sabres practice? You better be…
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who’s ready for some Sabres practice? You better be…
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hate it when I’m napping and my phone jumps off the side table for attention 😖
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
hate it when I’m napping and my phone jumps off the side table for attention 😖
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this is my raven go quoth your own
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this is my raven go quoth your own
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Can I borrow your fingernails 😭
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November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Can I borrow your fingernails 😭
Master of the pan flute
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Master of the pan flute
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wow 3 funny people starter packs and I didn’t make any of them might become my evil origin story or should I just pretend I knew that I’m not funny
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
wow 3 funny people starter packs and I didn’t make any of them might become my evil origin story or should I just pretend I knew that I’m not funny
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Hi, I'm here. Too bad.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hi, I'm here. Too bad.
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bag my own groceries? i’m not a jenga wizard
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
bag my own groceries? i’m not a jenga wizard
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"Settle down with your good morning nonsense."
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Settle down with your good morning nonsense."
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Hey, neighbours - you did some good stuff yesterday. Keep it up
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Hey, neighbours - you did some good stuff yesterday. Keep it up
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Okay Monday! I’m ready! Come!
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Okay Monday! I’m ready! Come!
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But it says it is helping?
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
But it says it is helping?
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Hot Cross Blood/Beaster Bunny
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hot Cross Blood/Beaster Bunny
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The Egg Snatcher
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Egg Snatcher
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yes, I was young once
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
yes, I was young once
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Roosters having no penises..?
next you’ll be telling me that wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent.
You kidders
next you’ll be telling me that wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent.
You kidders
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Roosters having no penises..?
next you’ll be telling me that wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent.
You kidders
next you’ll be telling me that wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent.
You kidders
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Shitpost in Dutch is "schijtbericht"
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Shitpost in Dutch is "schijtbericht"
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Box wine is like me: affordable, a little sweet, and questionable after three days
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Box wine is like me: affordable, a little sweet, and questionable after three days
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Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.