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Allan Murphy
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I live in the burnt out crater of the anarchist jurisdiction of Seattle.

You are just one bun.

Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I don't think that kindness is a weakness. Tinseltown was always in the rain. I enjoy pendantry in all its forms.

Get off my la
Pinned
I nearly made A Very British Mistake.
You know at the end of mini/goofy golf where the ball goes in the hole, but vanishes into an underground tank.

How can I be sure in the Indivisible case below, the ball ($$$) doesn't go into the very same underground tank? (feckless Democrat pollster- and consultant-sphere)
After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.

We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.

If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
Democratic leaders have failed us again. It's time to get new leaders.
After yet another capitulation by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats, it's clear we need new leadership capable of mounting a serious opposition to Trump's authoritarian regime. We're launching our la...
www.indivisible2026.org
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Americans showed up in historic numbers last week and proved they're willing to back a party that stands up to Donald Trump.

We cannot have the leader of our party be a man that caves to Trump over and over again. It's long past time for Schumer step aside.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Message to take and run with: “the president agrees our healthcare system is the worst per dollar spent.”
Finally, after years of waiting, his healthcare plan…
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Finally, after years of waiting, his healthcare plan…
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What is the most insane thing you have seen a highly skilled human do? (everyday life, not like, on TV, sports etc).

The instructor at my woodworking class spotted a piece of wood in my hand was an inch too narrow from 6ft away. He also drew a dead straight line 1/2 inch from an edge freehand.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nuclear block is the GOAT
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Immigrant rights and human rights activists have warned for months that federal agents covering up their faces have created a number of problems, including the impersonation of officers.
FBI warns of attempted kidnappings and rapes at hands of fake ICE officers
Immigrant rights and human rights activists have warned for months that federal agents covering up their faces have created a number of problems, including the impersonation of officers. WIRED reported Tuesday that last month, the FBI acknowledged that when U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement c...
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Cincinnati PD Relax 'Shelter In Place' Advisory For Area Ottomans, Credenzas and Chaise Longues"
JD Vance's Half-Brother Loses Ohio Election in Landslide with Vice President's Endorsement
Cory Bowman, the half-brother of Vice President JD Vance, lost his bid for Cincinnati mayor on Nov. 4, even after securing Vance's endorsement.
people.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"What's in the box?"
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is so embarassing (but also very funny)
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It does look like he defected from Mumford and Sons, but ok, good.
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Last year the DJ forgot to put Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' on the Halloween party playlist so we dragged him outside and burned him in a wicker man. "You're right to do this," he screamed.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I absolutely love this. As the DM you read it and nod sagely. Then the players ignore the obvious fat goblin, never find out his name, anything about his cruel nature or whatever - they just go "I cast Flaming Sphere and toast them all". Maybe with giggling.
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Game over! Kash Patel has the full antifa org chart - top to bottom, international shell corporations to local offices, Scranton to Medicine Hat, frog costume factories to insect mush ration stockpiles.

Every comrade for they/theirself, don't get taken alive. See you Soros-halla.
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Marc Andreessen’s “Crimes Of The Future”
Holy fucking shit
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
lol, lmfao even
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A reminder of the SS Totenkopf skull in popular media.

Per the original sketch "Our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them. Hans, are we the baddies?"
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
YOU PUT THINGS IN QUOTES FOR A REASON, "CHARLIE BROWN"
October 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I just wanna say that the SS Totenkopf symbol is literally the one in the eternal ‘are we the baddies’ meme (and sketch).
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I had thought perhaps the easy breezy days of cheap ape laffs were gone - but no, this is also VERY FUNNY.
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM