Allan Murphy
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Allan Murphy
@cullenskink.bsky.social
I live in the burnt out crater of the anarchist jurisdiction of Seattle.

You are just one bun.

Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I don't think that kindness is a weakness. Tinseltown was always in the rain. I enjoy pendantry in all its forms.

Get off my la
Jesus is just
A Spanish boy's name
How come one man got so much fame
To any me
It's pointless to anybody
That doesn't have faith
Give me the cloth and I'll wipe my face

When it's all gone
Something carries on
It's not morbid talk
It's just nature's had enough of you
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That yours truly played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The pontifex composing Hallelujah
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bro you are 51 and she is 32. The "oops I slipped and fell, next thing I was engaged" thing is not holding much water.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Did you know Bialetti was buried (cremated) in a huge Bialetti?

(Giant? That looks like 10 cups max)
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Y..y..you don't have Lowly Worm on top of you Xmas Tree?
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Came here to say Cameo showed us the way, was not disappointed
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You're safe. Unless their interest is historical or artistic.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hope you put her in a headlock and took her lunch money also
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I absolutely love this. As the DM you read it and nod sagely. Then the players ignore the obvious fat goblin, never find out his name, anything about his cruel nature or whatever - they just go "I cast Flaming Sphere and toast them all". Maybe with giggling.
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Game over! Kash Patel has the full antifa org chart - top to bottom, international shell corporations to local offices, Scranton to Medicine Hat, frog costume factories to insect mush ration stockpiles.

Every comrade for they/theirself, don't get taken alive. See you Soros-halla.
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The year is 2005. You are watching an episode of Nathan Barley. He is explaining that Bathroom Blitz will be ‘well weapon’
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What are we even doing here.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
lol, lmfao even
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A reminder of the SS Totenkopf skull in popular media.

Per the original sketch "Our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them. Hans, are we the baddies?"
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
NO AIRWOLF
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
#NoKings downtown Seattle
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I mean, that shit on the wall there is at the same level as the flags in "what if Nazis took America in WWII" short story and show 'The Man In The High Castle'.
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I am still pretty mad about 1st grade where the substitute teacher said I could color in the ringmaster in our class's giant circus picture, then forgot and was firmly en route to let someone else color him in; you can be sure I leaked a few and got that situation back on track. Still mad though.
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We need some Ojibwe or Cree healers, stat
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gunnar is looking slightly concerned but is returning the compliment.
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM