TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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fake internet points don’t matter, just post for yourself 🫶
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I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
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I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
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Beautiful sunset tonight on my walk. What a colorful show!
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Beautiful sunset tonight on my walk. What a colorful show!
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which part is the flip and which part is the flop?
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
which part is the flip and which part is the flop?
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how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
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Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
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In the depths of the forgotten forest, as the sun shines through the canopy, I lay there sexting
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In the depths of the forgotten forest, as the sun shines through the canopy, I lay there sexting
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This isn't for sale but look how freaking beautiful she is 💜💙💗
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This isn't for sale but look how freaking beautiful she is 💜💙💗
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*Joe Rogan during sex*
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*Joe Rogan during sex*
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
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I'll trade you 1 blocked list for 3 of your starter packs
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'll trade you 1 blocked list for 3 of your starter packs
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In reality, how cute are buttons, anyway?
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In reality, how cute are buttons, anyway?
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just texted the wrong person, good thing i don't have anything important, delicate, or romantic going on
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
just texted the wrong person, good thing i don't have anything important, delicate, or romantic going on
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split pea soup is just regular soup that’s gonna want you to split the bill
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
split pea soup is just regular soup that’s gonna want you to split the bill
“Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.” — Jamie Tartt, S2E2
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.” — Jamie Tartt, S2E2
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Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
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flowers, seasons and learning to let go🦋
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
flowers, seasons and learning to let go🦋
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Infection! At The Urinary Tract
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Infection! At The Urinary Tract
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starting a mosh pit with my emotions
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
starting a mosh pit with my emotions
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friendly advice -- don't talk about your explosive diarrhea while you're in line for TSA
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
friendly advice -- don't talk about your explosive diarrhea while you're in line for TSA
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Guys, AI isn’t really helping much with these leaves are we sure it’s all that?
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Guys, AI isn’t really helping much with these leaves are we sure it’s all that?
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Sometimes I like to just stare at my phone and ignore all my basic needs, until my fingers nod off
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sometimes I like to just stare at my phone and ignore all my basic needs, until my fingers nod off
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For some reason like 40 people and a shitload of bots have got me to 1k followers so this account is now strictly for politics and religious bickering from here on out. We did it guys!
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
For some reason like 40 people and a shitload of bots have got me to 1k followers so this account is now strictly for politics and religious bickering from here on out. We did it guys!