Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Pinned
Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
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hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
This makes sense now
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This makes sense now
Still trying to figure why I bother posting here
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Still trying to figure why I bother posting here
Don't repost me. They'll see.
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don't repost me. They'll see.
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*panties
I’d wear matching Christmas pajamas with you
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
*panties
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I’d wear matching Christmas pajamas with you
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I’d wear matching Christmas pajamas with you
Have you started preparing for the crushing pain of the holiday season?
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Have you started preparing for the crushing pain of the holiday season?
Let the tits fall where they may
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Let the tits fall where they may
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sometimes i think people must not be on bsky bc i’m not getting many likes but then i reread my posts and am like oh yeah right
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
sometimes i think people must not be on bsky bc i’m not getting many likes but then i reread my posts and am like oh yeah right
I made hot dogs (a cry for help)
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I made hot dogs (a cry for help)
Not really sure what I'm supposed to do with the rest of my life but I'm pretty sure it's not this
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not really sure what I'm supposed to do with the rest of my life but I'm pretty sure it's not this
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sorry can't make it, wednesday evenings i have my squirt class
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
sorry can't make it, wednesday evenings i have my squirt class
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Shaving my pussy for Jesus
March 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shaving my pussy for Jesus
This email could've been a choke fuck
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This email could've been a choke fuck
I'm not a player but I cry a lot
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm not a player but I cry a lot
Does pegging cure jet lag? Let's find out.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Does pegging cure jet lag? Let's find out.
Gag tears of joy
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gag tears of joy
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learned hamburger helplessness
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
learned hamburger helplessness
Don't even try to put me to the test. I will fail miserably.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Don't even try to put me to the test. I will fail miserably.
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Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
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If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
ChatGPT said you were a fuckaas
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ChatGPT said you were a fuckaas