Jude Atwood
@judeatwood.bsky.social
Writer & cartoonist.
Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.
Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.
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There's a special place in heck for people who criticize my swearing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There's a special place in heck for people who criticize my swearing.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
Hey Orange County! Come say hi to me tomorrow, November 8, at Barnes & Noble in Aliso Viejo!
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey Orange County! Come say hi to me tomorrow, November 8, at Barnes & Noble in Aliso Viejo!
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Happy Friday!
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy Friday!
If a month of watching classic movies has taught me one thing, it's that everyone in the past was British, everywhere in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If a month of watching classic movies has taught me one thing, it's that everyone in the past was British, everywhere in the world.
Craving chocolate?
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Craving chocolate?
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
Reposted by Jude Atwood
This is a great time of year for people who go to bed at 5:00
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is a great time of year for people who go to bed at 5:00
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
If you describe a wine as having notes of cassis, no one can dispute it.
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you describe a wine as having notes of cassis, no one can dispute it.
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Yes, of course we don’t allocate jobs among humans based on relative need, god knows, but all humans do share a fundamental requirement of “needing to purchase food and shelter to stay alive,” whereas all LLMs/Gen AI tools as a category do not face this hard imperative.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yes, of course we don’t allocate jobs among humans based on relative need, god knows, but all humans do share a fundamental requirement of “needing to purchase food and shelter to stay alive,” whereas all LLMs/Gen AI tools as a category do not face this hard imperative.
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The song implies a static end to the process of becoming but this no longer reflects the nature of our fractured reality. they will spend the rest of their lives perpetually engaged in the project of becoming the Brady bunch. Or that’s what deleuze says anyway
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The song implies a static end to the process of becoming but this no longer reflects the nature of our fractured reality. they will spend the rest of their lives perpetually engaged in the project of becoming the Brady bunch. Or that’s what deleuze says anyway
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Ever had a popular song from your childhood going through your head when all of a sudden you figure out a lyric you got wrong for 30 years? Like, “Omg, my BEATS PER MINUTE never been the same!”?
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ever had a popular song from your childhood going through your head when all of a sudden you figure out a lyric you got wrong for 30 years? Like, “Omg, my BEATS PER MINUTE never been the same!”?
It’s wild how you can smash into the Louvre and it’s not even the worst illegal defacing of a globally-famous building that week.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s wild how you can smash into the Louvre and it’s not even the worst illegal defacing of a globally-famous building that week.
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
I’m not a morning person. I’m also not a night person. I’m not a person.
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m not a morning person. I’m also not a night person. I’m not a person.
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icarus: just flew in from the sun and boy are my wings fires,,
October 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
icarus: just flew in from the sun and boy are my wings fires,,
In 1894, Gilbert Clifford Noble became a partner at a New York bookstore where he’d worked as a clerk. In 1917, he entered into a partnership with William Barnes, and their flagship store soon got a name: Barnes & Noble.
…Come see me at the one in Aliso Viejo on November 8!
…Come see me at the one in Aliso Viejo on November 8!
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In 1894, Gilbert Clifford Noble became a partner at a New York bookstore where he’d worked as a clerk. In 1917, he entered into a partnership with William Barnes, and their flagship store soon got a name: Barnes & Noble.
…Come see me at the one in Aliso Viejo on November 8!
…Come see me at the one in Aliso Viejo on November 8!
The thing that stimulates the human bladder the most is being someplace where there’s no access to a bathroom.
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The thing that stimulates the human bladder the most is being someplace where there’s no access to a bathroom.
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Somebody I used to meow
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Somebody I used to meow
I realized today that I don’t talk on the phone often enough with my brother, because when I saw that he was calling I composed myself to hear who died.
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I realized today that I don’t talk on the phone often enough with my brother, because when I saw that he was calling I composed myself to hear who died.
"Pegasus" is not a term for any winged horse; Pegasus was a specific winged horse ridden by Bellerophon in Greek myth.
The generic term for a winged horse is Frankenstein.
The generic term for a winged horse is Frankenstein.
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Pegasus" is not a term for any winged horse; Pegasus was a specific winged horse ridden by Bellerophon in Greek myth.
The generic term for a winged horse is Frankenstein.
The generic term for a winged horse is Frankenstein.
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It’s 2025 and reading literally any online article requires cookie pop-ups and auto-playing videos and auto-refreshes that knock you off the page or make half the text disappear or includes a comment section that crashes. Like, the internet is clearly getting worse, not better.
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s 2025 and reading literally any online article requires cookie pop-ups and auto-playing videos and auto-refreshes that knock you off the page or make half the text disappear or includes a comment section that crashes. Like, the internet is clearly getting worse, not better.
Etiquette tip:
In gay culture, if you realize you are going to be on time, it is necessary to send several polite warnings of this unexpected development.
In gay culture, if you realize you are going to be on time, it is necessary to send several polite warnings of this unexpected development.
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Etiquette tip:
In gay culture, if you realize you are going to be on time, it is necessary to send several polite warnings of this unexpected development.
In gay culture, if you realize you are going to be on time, it is necessary to send several polite warnings of this unexpected development.