Jack Boot
@jackboot.bsky.social
Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
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We should rename Chuck Schumer's Democrats The Washington Generals. They are paid to lose. I can't get that lyric out of my head from Crosby, Stills & Nash's Southern Cross, "And we never failed to fail; it was the easiest thing to do."
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We should rename Chuck Schumer's Democrats The Washington Generals. They are paid to lose. I can't get that lyric out of my head from Crosby, Stills & Nash's Southern Cross, "And we never failed to fail; it was the easiest thing to do."
Thinking of updating my profile pic. I bought this fake pirate beard for Halloween but, damn, it's really working for me.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Thinking of updating my profile pic. I bought this fake pirate beard for Halloween but, damn, it's really working for me.
I might try it myself. Maybe Alain Delon? I think I'm a close match. It's uncanny.
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I might try it myself. Maybe Alain Delon? I think I'm a close match. It's uncanny.
OMG. This is actually a thing.
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
OMG. This is actually a thing.
I read a NASA space screwdriver costs $35K and I just made one for, I'm guessing, 85 cents.
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I read a NASA space screwdriver costs $35K and I just made one for, I'm guessing, 85 cents.
Our little flower witch is graduating from college this spring. Time flies.
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Our little flower witch is graduating from college this spring. Time flies.
Darker?! They boiled a guy alive in season 1 !
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Darker?! They boiled a guy alive in season 1 !
A friend at work showed me this photo of a drink he ordered.
"Barkeep, I'll have one of your Famous Flamingos!"
"Sorry, I'm out of feathers."
"Then just give me two clothes pins."
"Barkeep, I'll have one of your Famous Flamingos!"
"Sorry, I'm out of feathers."
"Then just give me two clothes pins."
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A friend at work showed me this photo of a drink he ordered.
"Barkeep, I'll have one of your Famous Flamingos!"
"Sorry, I'm out of feathers."
"Then just give me two clothes pins."
"Barkeep, I'll have one of your Famous Flamingos!"
"Sorry, I'm out of feathers."
"Then just give me two clothes pins."
Thank you teabag. Finally. Somebody cares.
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thank you teabag. Finally. Somebody cares.
I want my cat's life.
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I want my cat's life.
My in-laws were still using this beast in 2020. It was the first one they ever bought back in the 70s.
September 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My in-laws were still using this beast in 2020. It was the first one they ever bought back in the 70s.
Voice of experience: Read past the headline before telling your boss to pound sand up his ass.
September 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Voice of experience: Read past the headline before telling your boss to pound sand up his ass.
Nope, sorry. Too subtle for me.
September 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Nope, sorry. Too subtle for me.
Can't believe I found this old photo of me. That's right, I was raised in the shell of a giant pink sea snail. The fella that looks like Anthony Newly, that's my uncle Chip. The one that looks like Rex Harrison is Rex Harrison. I don't remember the monkey.
September 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Can't believe I found this old photo of me. That's right, I was raised in the shell of a giant pink sea snail. The fella that looks like Anthony Newly, that's my uncle Chip. The one that looks like Rex Harrison is Rex Harrison. I don't remember the monkey.
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
Dear God. The original Mr. Snuffleupagus was bloody Lovecraftian.
August 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Dear God. The original Mr. Snuffleupagus was bloody Lovecraftian.
Oh, Spencer's. Promise us you'll never change.
August 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh, Spencer's. Promise us you'll never change.
Most people don't realize Pedro Pascal got his start on Saturday Night Live.
August 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Most people don't realize Pedro Pascal got his start on Saturday Night Live.
What a loss. I was just watching an old interview with him a few days ago. Loved this one:
August 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What a loss. I was just watching an old interview with him a few days ago. Loved this one:
Men fought and died on the beaches of Normandy so their grandsons would be free... to be this.
August 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Men fought and died on the beaches of Normandy so their grandsons would be free... to be this.