Peter Karlin
@heykarlin.bsky.social
I will improve your life in such small, infinitesimal, unimportant ways you won’t even notice after years of following me.
I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
Ran into this beaut today. There used to be so many cute, 2-door hatchbacks. Dying breed today.
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ran into this beaut today. There used to be so many cute, 2-door hatchbacks. Dying breed today.
WTF? And I’m on Pico.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WTF? And I’m on Pico.
I’m so relieved to have this red line to guide me through the opening of this cheese.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m so relieved to have this red line to guide me through the opening of this cheese.
Light rain. Enemy of chihuahuas everywhere.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Light rain. Enemy of chihuahuas everywhere.
Today I drove behind a late 90s Oldsmobile Alero, a car that utterly bombed, maybe killed Oldsmobile. I was stricken by the comically large taillights. Looked up the horsepower, dwarfed by my nondescript 2016 car.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Today I drove behind a late 90s Oldsmobile Alero, a car that utterly bombed, maybe killed Oldsmobile. I was stricken by the comically large taillights. Looked up the horsepower, dwarfed by my nondescript 2016 car.
Popeye’s spicy chicken. So much better than Chick Fil A. And they have red beans and rice. Really no comparison.
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Popeye’s spicy chicken. So much better than Chick Fil A. And they have red beans and rice. Really no comparison.
Omg Rocky IV is literally in theaters this weekend but Stallone recut the movie and removed the entire robot storyline. And he’s calling it the Director’s Cut, as if the studio were the ones that wanted the stupid robot. You’re not fooling anyone, Sly.
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Omg Rocky IV is literally in theaters this weekend but Stallone recut the movie and removed the entire robot storyline. And he’s calling it the Director’s Cut, as if the studio were the ones that wanted the stupid robot. You’re not fooling anyone, Sly.
Hey look at that, there are two.
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hey look at that, there are two.
I know it’s after Halloween, but I’m not taking my decorations down til this fog goes away. They go together too well.
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I know it’s after Halloween, but I’m not taking my decorations down til this fog goes away. They go together too well.
I remember a snarky review at the time of its release kinda dogging it as a Cheap Trick album, but it’s kinda a good comparison (and Cheap Trick rock). I’d rate Cheap Trick higher (Robin Zander has a better voice), but these are bands that can tour forever on their first four albums.
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I remember a snarky review at the time of its release kinda dogging it as a Cheap Trick album, but it’s kinda a good comparison (and Cheap Trick rock). I’d rate Cheap Trick higher (Robin Zander has a better voice), but these are bands that can tour forever on their first four albums.
I put my Manhattan in the picture to show how big the tv is in this old school bar but I’m not sure it’s translating. Pineapple Hill rocking a 10 foot wide screen. #Dodgers #WorldSeries #ShermanOaks
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I put my Manhattan in the picture to show how big the tv is in this old school bar but I’m not sure it’s translating. Pineapple Hill rocking a 10 foot wide screen. #Dodgers #WorldSeries #ShermanOaks
From the menu of a Beverly Hills Chinese restaurant I used to love…
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
From the menu of a Beverly Hills Chinese restaurant I used to love…
Misty lookin fresh!
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Misty lookin fresh!
Dogs being groomed in Sherman Oaks today.
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dogs being groomed in Sherman Oaks today.
The President may be dropping diarrhea on us, but tonight I had portabella mushroom fries and they were stellar.
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The President may be dropping diarrhea on us, but tonight I had portabella mushroom fries and they were stellar.
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#StudioCity #NoKings My personal fav.
October 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
#StudioCity #NoKings My personal fav.
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ohtani is unreal, but this is a truly incredible team achievement.
October 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ohtani is unreal, but this is a truly incredible team achievement.
Hi, I need a buncha balloons, but not some garden variety shit. I need classy. I need sophisticated. I need…elegant.
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hi, I need a buncha balloons, but not some garden variety shit. I need classy. I need sophisticated. I need…elegant.
A young Breaking Bad’s Dean Norris.
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A young Breaking Bad’s Dean Norris.