Peter Karlin
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I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.
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why does nuzzi perpetually appear to be holding a small bird in her mouth in photos is also something we should be working to clarify imo
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
why does nuzzi perpetually appear to be holding a small bird in her mouth in photos is also something we should be working to clarify imo
This looks like a more lighthearted story…oh.
Alice and Ellen Kessler, German twin sisters whose singing and dancing talents made them famous across Europe in the 1950s and '60s, die by joint assisted suicide, according to the German Society for Humane Dying.
The Kessler Twins, German entertainment duo, die together by assisted suicide
Alice and Ellen Kessler, 89, delighted audiences across postwar Europe and the U.S. with their spirited performances.
nbcnews.to
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This looks like a more lighthearted story…oh.
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Don Mattingly, grand slams hit per year:
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Don Mattingly, grand slams hit per year:
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
1982 - 0
1983 - 0
1984 - 0
1985 - 0
1986 - 0
1987 - 6 (set a single-season MLB record)
1988 - 0
1989 - 0
1990 - 0
1991 - 0
1992 - 0
1993 - 0
1994 - 0
1995 - 0
Ran into this beaut today. There used to be so many cute, 2-door hatchbacks. Dying breed today.
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ran into this beaut today. There used to be so many cute, 2-door hatchbacks. Dying breed today.
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
Lot of insert shots of phone screens in Eddington so far. Can’t read shit. Guess I should have seen it on the big screen.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lot of insert shots of phone screens in Eddington so far. Can’t read shit. Guess I should have seen it on the big screen.
WTF? And I’m on Pico.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WTF? And I’m on Pico.
Anyone remember this?
Wild Palms (1993) - Episode 1 - 4K AI Remaster
YouTube video by Owen Davies
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Anyone remember this?
I’m so relieved to have this red line to guide me through the opening of this cheese.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m so relieved to have this red line to guide me through the opening of this cheese.
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100 Yr Old Sourdough Starter Source Of Family's Generational Trauma
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
100 Yr Old Sourdough Starter Source Of Family's Generational Trauma
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Light rain. Enemy of chihuahuas everywhere.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Light rain. Enemy of chihuahuas everywhere.
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The 4 words every woman wants to hear
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The 4 words every woman wants to hear
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won both an MVP Award and the World Series in back-to-back seasons:
Shohei Ohtani (2024-25)
Joe Morgan (1975-76)
Shohei Ohtani (2024-25)
Joe Morgan (1975-76)
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
won both an MVP Award and the World Series in back-to-back seasons:
Shohei Ohtani (2024-25)
Joe Morgan (1975-76)
Shohei Ohtani (2024-25)
Joe Morgan (1975-76)
Patriots look like they wearing their comfortable, old, lay around the house for the weekend clothes. Doesn’t scream “fear me.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Patriots look like they wearing their comfortable, old, lay around the house for the weekend clothes. Doesn’t scream “fear me.”
I don’t understand why the Jets don’t win every game with those sparkly emerald helmets.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I don’t understand why the Jets don’t win every game with those sparkly emerald helmets.
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
For a good half hour of Frankenstein the monster inexplicably wears French bikini briefs.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
For a good half hour of Frankenstein the monster inexplicably wears French bikini briefs.
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 47% full.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 47% full.
Was not expecting the Monster performance to be a million times more subtle than Victor Frankenstein.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Was not expecting the Monster performance to be a million times more subtle than Victor Frankenstein.
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46 years ago today at Mile High Stadium...Broncos won
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
46 years ago today at Mile High Stadium...Broncos won
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For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
For some reason I always thought the Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck happened in the olden times. Gordon Lightfoot’s song is too haunting for an event that occurred in the same year as Laverne and Shirley.