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anton lestrange
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her: do that thing I like

me: buys cheese
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how was the TPusa Halftime Show For Dads Who Can Only See Their Kids On Weekends But Don’t
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
ahh fuck it. bad bunny for president
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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You mean to tell me "wegovy" isn't a pokemon
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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We are all singing toilets, we are all one
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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The MAGA halftime show claims it’s getting blocked on some platforms due to “licensing restrictions.”

Translation: nobody wants to touch it. 😂😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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america really is the main character of the world, but in the twitter way
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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I like teams that don't lend their plane to our fascist government for deporting people.
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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I will probably have nothing to do with the outcome of the big game and yet I have my game face on
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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I didn’t come here to fuck around
February 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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I don’t mind being handed lemons but don’t hand me persimmons. I don’t want your persimmons. Nobody wants your persimmons.
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Just a few years ago, farm export surpluses & farm incomes were at record highs. This year under Trump, farmer bankruptcies have doubled, barely half of all farms will be profitable this year & the US is running a historic agriculture trade deficit.
“The current administration’s actions, along ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics

Good times.
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Really looking forward to Green Day playing today. They remind me of my first midlife crisis
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Can’t verify this but frankly it explains a lot.
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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I just can't believe everything we are going through as a Country & its all to protect one fat little man...
Donald Trump 😏
What the hell.
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
the country's going to pieces and it's cold af so I'm going to make a big pot of matzo ball soup about it
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Remember its not just a mistake. You failed.<inspirational>
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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PUT AWAY YOUR LONGBOW, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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I'm almost wishing for an alien invasion. We could use some good news.
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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AI is worse than garbage. garbage at least you can smell the rot
AI ain't shit
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM