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anton lestrange
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her: do that thing I like

me: buys cheese
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Invented a cool new game called: Have I already taken this pill?
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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I don't know how long Trump has left, but it's too long
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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i have no horn and i must swoggle
all my flabbers gasted
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Trying to woooooosaaaaaah, but it's coming out like muuuuuthafuuuuuckaaaas.
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
AI is literally the most "let's fix what isn't broken" thing ever.

and it's going to crash really hard
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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I'm still boggled by the fact a nice lady said, Hi let's worry about ppl right here now n get y'all some affordable housing, bigger paychecks, cheaper food, n almost free medical. We can worry about ga-za later.

And y'all really said, nah I want the twatzi paedophilia rape king who murders ppl.
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Long distance relationships are so bad . . . it's a long way from my couch to the fridge.
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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A new party game called am I frightened or making sex sounds (I'm always frightened)
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
after columbia house screwed me over on the 15 albums for a penny thing I went and sent in 30 or 40 more penny offers for multiple fake named people in my building just to screw them back. I'd still be doing it if they were still offering that shit.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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I always eat pizza after getting my teeth cleaned.
I never tell the hygienist this.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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I think it’s time to bring back physical tickets sold from local guitar and music shops where people line up starting at 4am and you drink coffee and make friends and you never hear the phrase “there are 51,000 people ahead of you”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]

Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father

[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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a whole season of CSI:SVU where the gang hunts down a shadowy cabal. Special guest: Dexter
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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at least we have the shit posters…
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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The Church - Under The Milky Way

#Music #MusicSky

The algorithm reminded me of this one.

youtu.be/aM3oBxve4Wg?...
Under the Milky Way
YouTube video by The Church - Topic
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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With all my aches and pains, if I were a car, I'd fail inspection every year.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM