anton lestrange
@hugemclarge.bsky.social
avid curler and majestic strange bird
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anton lestrange
@hugemclarge.bsky.social
· Nov 18
her: do that thing I like
me: buys cheese
me: buys cheese
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Long distance relationships are so bad . . . it's a long way from my couch to the fridge.
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Long distance relationships are so bad . . . it's a long way from my couch to the fridge.
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: I mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
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coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
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A new party game called am I frightened or making sex sounds (I'm always frightened)
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
A new party game called am I frightened or making sex sounds (I'm always frightened)
you're funded by Israel and had multiple chances to defy them and the current administration. you are part of the problem
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
you're funded by Israel and had multiple chances to defy them and the current administration. you are part of the problem
Intruder 424 - Villain Of Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by INTRUDER 424
m.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
after columbia house screwed me over on the 15 albums for a penny thing I went and sent in 30 or 40 more penny offers for multiple fake named people in my building just to screw them back. I'd still be doing it if they were still offering that shit.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
after columbia house screwed me over on the 15 albums for a penny thing I went and sent in 30 or 40 more penny offers for multiple fake named people in my building just to screw them back. I'd still be doing it if they were still offering that shit.
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I always eat pizza after getting my teeth cleaned.
I never tell the hygienist this.
I never tell the hygienist this.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I always eat pizza after getting my teeth cleaned.
I never tell the hygienist this.
I never tell the hygienist this.
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I think it’s time to bring back physical tickets sold from local guitar and music shops where people line up starting at 4am and you drink coffee and make friends and you never hear the phrase “there are 51,000 people ahead of you”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I think it’s time to bring back physical tickets sold from local guitar and music shops where people line up starting at 4am and you drink coffee and make friends and you never hear the phrase “there are 51,000 people ahead of you”
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
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a whole season of CSI:SVU where the gang hunts down a shadowy cabal. Special guest: Dexter
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
a whole season of CSI:SVU where the gang hunts down a shadowy cabal. Special guest: Dexter
so what are our options? paid voip like back in the days of teamspeak and ventrillo? (cause I'm willing to pay if it hurts discord)
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
so what are our options? paid voip like back in the days of teamspeak and ventrillo? (cause I'm willing to pay if it hurts discord)
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Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
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at least we have the shit posters…
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
at least we have the shit posters…
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The Church - Under The Milky Way
#Music #MusicSky
The algorithm reminded me of this one.
youtu.be/aM3oBxve4Wg?...
#Music #MusicSky
The algorithm reminded me of this one.
youtu.be/aM3oBxve4Wg?...
Under the Milky Way
YouTube video by The Church - Topic
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The Church - Under The Milky Way
#Music #MusicSky
The algorithm reminded me of this one.
youtu.be/aM3oBxve4Wg?...
#Music #MusicSky
The algorithm reminded me of this one.
youtu.be/aM3oBxve4Wg?...
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With all my aches and pains, if I were a car, I'd fail inspection every year.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
With all my aches and pains, if I were a car, I'd fail inspection every year.
change yer little drawers cause your pants are saggin
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
change yer little drawers cause your pants are saggin
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Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
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Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day
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Me, doing my daily affirmations:
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Me, doing my daily affirmations:
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That’s what’s up.
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Onward Sister Souljah, marching as to Gwar.
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Onward Sister Souljah, marching as to Gwar.
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This year is the 100th anniversary of the discovery of PCP just in case you wanted a reason tear a car door off with your bare hands in celebration
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This year is the 100th anniversary of the discovery of PCP just in case you wanted a reason tear a car door off with your bare hands in celebration
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I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I read Shel Silverstein as a kid, we’re not the same