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her: do that thing I like

me: buys cheese
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Gojira was pretty much the highlight of the Paris Olympic Opening Ceremony; I would not be opposed to seeing some of Milan's own Lacuna Coil tonight.
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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My therapist has started wearing Hulk Hands during our sessions and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say anything about it
February 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Me, in a meeting [society is collapsing]: hey! how is everyone doing? let's do a quick check-in
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Now is the time to bring back Clippy so I can ask him to tell me secrets
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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The older I get, the more my brain feels like it was stirred with a fork.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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“I actually don’t think corporate entities should have ‘Corporate Personhood,’ so they can have free rein to do evil and nothing can be done about it except for some fines which do nothing to stop them”
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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one thing Dominos can't do that my local pizza guy can, let it ride when I'm $2 short and then let me pay him back a week late
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Republicans in Congress have unveiled a new bill that would impose the most extreme voting restrictions ever proposed at the federal level. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
New GOP anti-voting bill may be the most dangerous attack on voting rights ever
The MEGA Act represents one of the most catastrophic proposals for democracy in the United States.
www.democracydocket.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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I like my men like I like people in general, the fuck away from me
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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When you think back to the nomination hearings, every damn nominee has abandoned the assurances they made.
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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you ever just put your leftovers in a wrap and realise its actually the peak way to have that meal?
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Btw... your listing agent's awful
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Black Sabbath - Master of Reality (photo by Lion Scott Aldridge)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollector #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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As I get older I've come to realize there is no position I can be in without some part of my body falling asleep.
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I made some sushi
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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you are the only one I want to run away with
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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I put music in the background. You move to the foreground.
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Dog shows should have a part where we see which dog can eat the most rats
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
satellites flying over my house rn. a chain of 8 or 10
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
November 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Hanging out as liquid inside a spray can until some graffiti wizard feels inspired to spray me into being another matter entirely
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM