Thoughtbarf
@thoughtbarf.bsky.social
Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
Why can't we just spell it brockly
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Why can't we just spell it brockly
Adult friendships are hard because everyone's really really tired
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Adult friendships are hard because everyone's really really tired
Adulting is soup and I am a fork
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Adulting is soup and I am a fork
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
Adulthood means hurting your back when you rest incorrectly
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Adulthood means hurting your back when you rest incorrectly
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
Remember when we thought people in their thirties were adults? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(Help me)
(Help me)
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Remember when we thought people in their thirties were adults? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(Help me)
(Help me)
I'm both dumber and smarter than you think. Don't estimate me.
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm both dumber and smarter than you think. Don't estimate me.
Why does resting feel illigal unless I earn it with burnout
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Why does resting feel illigal unless I earn it with burnout
Them: What's your gym goal?
Me: Going.
Me: Going.
January 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Them: What's your gym goal?
Me: Going.
Me: Going.
Weird energy here today..
I say, referring to my brain.
I say, referring to my brain.
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Weird energy here today..
I say, referring to my brain.
I say, referring to my brain.
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable.
Me: That won't be necessary.
Me: That won't be necessary.
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable.
Me: That won't be necessary.
Me: That won't be necessary.
Your anxiety is a lying little hoe
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Your anxiety is a lying little hoe
Society: Be yourself.
Society: ..... Not like that.
Society: ..... Not like that.
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Society: Be yourself.
Society: ..... Not like that.
Society: ..... Not like that.
Happy new year everyone! ✨️
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Happy new year everyone! ✨️
Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
Time for bed. But first let me figure everything out.
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Time for bed. But first let me figure everything out.
I paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.
Sorry I can't go tonight. I'm at home sitting down.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sorry I can't go tonight. I'm at home sitting down.
Me: but the voices just don't stop
Therapist: those are people. They're allowed to talk.
Therapist: those are people. They're allowed to talk.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Me: but the voices just don't stop
Therapist: those are people. They're allowed to talk.
Therapist: those are people. They're allowed to talk.
Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama.
..... just kidding. That's no fun.
..... just kidding. That's no fun.
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama.
..... just kidding. That's no fun.
..... just kidding. That's no fun.
Merry Christmas everyone. Stay weird & wonderful. 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Merry Christmas everyone. Stay weird & wonderful. 🎄
Stop avoiding your banking app. Look at what you've done.
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Stop avoiding your banking app. Look at what you've done.
Do ya'll think snails are born knowing they can go up a wall, or do they just do it one day and go yooooooooo
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Do ya'll think snails are born knowing they can go up a wall, or do they just do it one day and go yooooooooo