Thoughtbarf
@thoughtbarf.bsky.social
Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
Go ferral. You deserve it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Go ferral. You deserve it.
Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people
Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama
.... kidding!
.... kidding!
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama
.... kidding!
.... kidding!
Why do 90% of all medicine sound like cool wizard names?
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Why do 90% of all medicine sound like cool wizard names?
Mayonnaise is basically just lotion for your bread
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Mayonnaise is basically just lotion for your bread
Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
No one checks.
No one checks.
September 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
No one checks.
No one checks.
What if my systems are nervous
September 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What if my systems are nervous
Me: but the voices just won't stop
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
September 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Me: but the voices just won't stop
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired
You okay babe? You hardly said cows when we were passing a field of cows
September 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
You okay babe? You hardly said cows when we were passing a field of cows
"Wait five minutes for your food to cool before you start eating"
Me: no
Me: no
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"Wait five minutes for your food to cool before you start eating"
Me: no
Me: no
"I like your personality"
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
September 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
"I like your personality"
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
Society: be yourself
Society: not like that
Society: not like that
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Society: be yourself
Society: not like that
Society: not like that
Thank you for contacting the abyss.
Your scream is very important to us.
Your scream is very important to us.
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thank you for contacting the abyss.
Your scream is very important to us.
Your scream is very important to us.
"Do you like dinosaurs? Yes or no?
(A five year old speed dating on the playground)
(A five year old speed dating on the playground)
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Do you like dinosaurs? Yes or no?
(A five year old speed dating on the playground)
(A five year old speed dating on the playground)
Well well well, if it isntthe feelings I supressed five months ago
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Well well well, if it isntthe feelings I supressed five months ago
Don't worry, everything will be okay. Or it won't.
Definitely one of those two.
Definitely one of those two.
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Don't worry, everything will be okay. Or it won't.
Definitely one of those two.
Definitely one of those two.
Where ya'll purchasing your audacities from?
September 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Where ya'll purchasing your audacities from?
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable
Me: that won't be necessary
Me: that won't be necessary
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable
Me: that won't be necessary
Me: that won't be necessary
Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon
September 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon
Friend: "I'm worried about you"
Me, dunking an oreo in whiskey, "why?"
Me, dunking an oreo in whiskey, "why?"
September 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Friend: "I'm worried about you"
Me, dunking an oreo in whiskey, "why?"
Me, dunking an oreo in whiskey, "why?"
Why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes?
September 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes?