strawbaby jam
@strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social
straw f baby and the f is for phenomenal
i just got the ick so hard that im in the fetal position. don’t ever talk to me again!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i just got the ick so hard that im in the fetal position. don’t ever talk to me again!!!
feel like throwing a car at a mf
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
feel like throwing a car at a mf
when your beauty attracts them but your power scares them away <\3
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
when your beauty attracts them but your power scares them away <\3
you already know what time it is!! merry christmas bitch i’m putting up my tree
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
you already know what time it is!! merry christmas bitch i’m putting up my tree
ty for all the nice messages on ngl. unfortunately i am now too lazy to respond but ty ty i appreciate it so much 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ty for all the nice messages on ngl. unfortunately i am now too lazy to respond but ty ty i appreciate it so much 🥰
i’m so sick and tired of people being out in public at the same time as me
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i’m so sick and tired of people being out in public at the same time as me
they created me in a lab just for you
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
they created me in a lab just for you
i’m caffeinated!! everybody out of my way
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i’m caffeinated!! everybody out of my way
imagine complaining about me complaining about the snow. some of u wanna be offended so bad and it’s pathetic
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
imagine complaining about me complaining about the snow. some of u wanna be offended so bad and it’s pathetic
tokyo drifting through the intersections hell yeah
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
tokyo drifting through the intersections hell yeah
for anyone who’s saying they are jealous of places that get snow. clean a mountain of it off your car in freezing cold weather at 7 am then talk to me
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
for anyone who’s saying they are jealous of places that get snow. clean a mountain of it off your car in freezing cold weather at 7 am then talk to me
hate when people say “life is too short to hold grudges” ok and???
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
hate when people say “life is too short to hold grudges” ok and???
please no more snow that’s enough already!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
please no more snow that’s enough already!!!
once i even so much as sit down on my bed it’s over for me. that thing literally sucks me into another dimension
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
once i even so much as sit down on my bed it’s over for me. that thing literally sucks me into another dimension
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i'm so cozy i lit fifty candles
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i'm so cozy i lit fifty candles
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if theres one thing about me its that im going home
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if theres one thing about me its that im going home
don’t ask me how i’m doing. i’m sobbing about tripod fish bc they have such a horrible life and it’s not fair
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
don’t ask me how i’m doing. i’m sobbing about tripod fish bc they have such a horrible life and it’s not fair
the lover girl in me is slowly dying
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the lover girl in me is slowly dying
guys i’m making hot chocolate for us
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
guys i’m making hot chocolate for us
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a lot of you i would kiss, the rest of you i would fight
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
a lot of you i would kiss, the rest of you i would fight
what is everyone up to on this lovely sunday? i am bed minding my business and eating snacks
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
what is everyone up to on this lovely sunday? i am bed minding my business and eating snacks
if you want to fight.. it’s gonna cost you $100 a minute. time is money bitch
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
if you want to fight.. it’s gonna cost you $100 a minute. time is money bitch
so funny when someone angrily passes u for going the speed limit and u end up beside them at the same red light hehehe
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
so funny when someone angrily passes u for going the speed limit and u end up beside them at the same red light hehehe
i’m takin my ass to bed instead of saying some dumb shit. so proud of me
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i’m takin my ass to bed instead of saying some dumb shit. so proud of me
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i don't know how y'all do it back home but round these parts we lock in
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i don't know how y'all do it back home but round these parts we lock in