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Chicken of Vermont
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.

My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym

I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
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I present to you all the next big thing in toast fucking products: Behold! Cream cheese toast!

I will garnish it with micro greens and sell it to young influencers for $10 a plate in trendy cafes!
Cream cheese spread on toasted sourdough. I wish I had some jam or sprouts to go with my cream cheese and bread, but I refuse to grocery shop again until after the move.
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Loafen Ruby.
Little tuxedo with the murder mittens tucked.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The gremlin is begging for kisses.
A close up of Pearl Pie, the sweetest kitty in the history of domesticated felines.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I paraphrased his response because I ran out of room...
It's a screenshot of the entire text conversation so you can see proof of the mansplaining.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Wind.

Audio would be the only reason.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Is it because I have?
Ruby, the tuxedo I pulled from a deep hole in the Mississippi ground. Pearl Pie, the treasure who found me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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She caught it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Unfortunately, this is much more likely.

I'm not sure why so many people didn't seem to see this coming.

They are a cult and the cult motto is "anything goes."
Kate Capshaw as Willie Scott in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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"The Less You Know," is my motto these days.
"The More You Know" from the PSA ad campaign. Except every time I read the news, now, I wish I knew less.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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It doesn't look like much because it's just tomato soup and grilled cheese, but it was delicious and exactly what I wanted.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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@oldsoulprose.bsky.social and @brusowrites.bsky.social inspired me to use up some things in the pantry *and* satisfy a craving...
Crushed tomatoes, cream cheese, onion, Parmesan, chicken stock, French bread, sharp cheddar, apple, and bacon. Not featured: fresh garlic and dried basil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Goodnight.
Pinky Early, my bi-color boy, and Ruby, my tuxedo girl - a bonded pair - snuggling.
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Another Friday night of cat wrangling...
Ruby looking earnest. She's a spunky tuxedo who misses her bonded mate, Pinky Earl. Ruby in her natural state, going after the back scratcher. Pearl Pie has been crawling all over me. She's a bicolor with gorgeous markings.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Here's the full photo with snow...
Full moon in Vermont on my birthday, 2022, with Rooster and a small bonfire in the distance. The wood shop is to the right and there's a patch of snow in the foreground.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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If I swallow my tongue, will I grow an anteater in my belly! Or maybe a giraffe? Or maybe Olivia Rodriguez?
Olivia Rodriguez with her tongue out on her album cover.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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All morning...
Pearl has migrated and I can't feel my fingers.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Another morning trying to drink coffee and scroll...
Pearl Pie snuggled in while I hold her like a baby.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I missed this little high-maintenance gremlin...
A photo of Pearl Pie, who is very needy but also the sweetest.
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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"DEBITED" for 69 points.

I only share because y'all are a bunch of degenerates who will appreciate it more than Rooster did.
A Scrabble board. I had to explain the word since I used a blank tile for the "B."
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Better, but I definitely need more practice...
Buttermilk biscuits. They're not much to look at but I'm sure they taste great...
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Bummed we didn't get to see the Northern Lights last night because we haven't seen the sky since last week...
Snow across the dirt road on another cloudy morning and it's supposed to snow more today...and tomorrow...and every day, really.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Toddler snow!
About an inch of wet snow.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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They don't look like my Mama's, but they're pretty decent...
Biscuits that aren't golden on top but they aren't burnt on the bottom and I've learned from the mistakes of my ancestors.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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After... Those beautiful dumplings!
Fluffy dumplings floating in a chicken stew. I was going to increase the dumpling measurements but I didn't and I should have. It's okay, though. They're easy to make and better fresh anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Before...
Peas and dumplings floating in a thick chicken stew
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM