Liz Lets Loose
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
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I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man
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Please accept my apology so I can do it again.
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Please accept my apology so I can do it again.
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they should invent an app that powerwashes your brain
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
they should invent an app that powerwashes your brain
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With the skills and abilities I have at talking myself out of bed in the morning, I should be a hostage negotiator.
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
With the skills and abilities I have at talking myself out of bed in the morning, I should be a hostage negotiator.
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thinking of the time i told an ex her laugh made me wish i wasn't funny
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
thinking of the time i told an ex her laugh made me wish i wasn't funny
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Wearing my lucky hoodie with the thumb hole sleeve just in case someone challenges me to a thumb war competition.
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Wearing my lucky hoodie with the thumb hole sleeve just in case someone challenges me to a thumb war competition.
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i had to take my dog to a pet sitter, and this morning the neighbor’s dog, who has been in a yearlong, intensive barking cold war with mine, woke up to silence, asked himself, 'what the fuck am i doing with my life?' and decided to start working on his master’s in sociology again.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i had to take my dog to a pet sitter, and this morning the neighbor’s dog, who has been in a yearlong, intensive barking cold war with mine, woke up to silence, asked himself, 'what the fuck am i doing with my life?' and decided to start working on his master’s in sociology again.
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Watch a yule log with commercials and chill?
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Watch a yule log with commercials and chill?
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I’ve been living here for over a year and I just now noticed the secret pikachu on my office door
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’ve been living here for over a year and I just now noticed the secret pikachu on my office door
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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A lot of you blocked my friend for bravely coming forward about Beefhurt Cretin. He was just arrested once again for domestic violence against another woman. Beat the shit out of her in front of her 4 kids AND keeps harassing my friend. If you defend this guy, youre just as much a POS as he is
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A lot of you blocked my friend for bravely coming forward about Beefhurt Cretin. He was just arrested once again for domestic violence against another woman. Beat the shit out of her in front of her 4 kids AND keeps harassing my friend. If you defend this guy, youre just as much a POS as he is
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We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.
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The neighbor's snoring made the world shake and woke me at 3 AM. Sleep apnea is rattling this town apart.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The neighbor's snoring made the world shake and woke me at 3 AM. Sleep apnea is rattling this town apart.
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Happy Birthday to this wise one — @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social reminds us to make the best of the given circumstances!
Hittin red lights used to piss me off. Then I started realizing well maybe The Power That Be reserved for us this time to rock the fuck out.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Happy Birthday to this wise one — @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social reminds us to make the best of the given circumstances!
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Instead of growling my stomach said “feed me bitch.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Instead of growling my stomach said “feed me bitch.”
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Who are the nominees for the
Dollar General peace prize ?
Dollar General peace prize ?
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who are the nominees for the
Dollar General peace prize ?
Dollar General peace prize ?
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Sir Beta of Grovelshire, arise, and never make eye contact again.
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sir Beta of Grovelshire, arise, and never make eye contact again.
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Adorning the tree with existential dread
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Adorning the tree with existential dread
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Big nopes energy today.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Big nopes energy today.
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![probably my favorite hallmark christmas movie of all time [pic of woman from misery feeding the man from misery in bed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreigg4iz7go67mqrnpaaciexbvp2i53rufeggfb53web5gc6xfuangm@jpeg)
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You guys, I always boop my cats on their cute little noses. Last night, my kitten booped me on my nose! She booped me!
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You guys, I always boop my cats on their cute little noses. Last night, my kitten booped me on my nose! She booped me!
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.