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Caitlin
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A man with a raccoon face led me here.
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my editing skills are insane, I know. but don’t worry, the bunny is not really in the clouds. he’s safely on my bed
January 18, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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Eating more radioactive cocaine shrimp so me and my 5 pairs of arms and legs will be unstoppable
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This emoji has been getting a lot of use from me as of late.
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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One day in the 11th grade, a friend and I were sitting in the cafeteria, desperately trying to recall the name of the creatures from Land of the Lost. A year later, in the middle of a class, he spun around, pointed at me, and said, “SLEESTAKS.” This was our Google in the 80s.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Samuel L. Jackson on board game night: “we gotta get these mother fucking snakes away from these mother fucking ladders!”
January 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I get so sad every time I bite my tongue, lip, or the inside of my cheek. Of all the many, many things I have failed at in my life, chewing without injury is one of them.
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Quitting my job, traveling the world, greeting the sunrise every morning, eating delicious meals and drinking incredible wines, falling in love, hiking the Appalachian trail, dancing all night, making pottery, writing poetry, building a cabin, and all because the Bluesky app told me to “go live.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Please read this lovely article about health care, bodies, and choices, framed around my beautiful friend Ellen Chochinov
www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/4cd3a78...
What my sister Ellen taught me about dignity and the importance of being seen
As a physician and professor specializing in end-of-life care, I teach the Platinum Rule: Do unto others as they would want done unto themselves
www.theglobeandmail.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Kinda sucks that the first thing everyone wants to know when you're born is how much you weigh
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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I'm not a 10. I'm more like two 5's held together by mashed potatoes.
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Does everyone have that one baking sheet that looks like it just got out of Rikers after a 30 year stint or is that just me?
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Red Doves
January 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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tired: i got ghosted

wired: there occurred a refusal of the call
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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bubba never mentioned cocaine shrimp
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Don’t worry what others think. Just eat your cheese & be happy.
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Here’s a work in progress. I’m really enjoying getting out of my comfort zone and not knowing what the hell I’m doing.
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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I really admire how Pennywise sleeps for 27 years at a time
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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there are two wolves inside me and they're named "coffee" and "chest pains" and they love each other
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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You asked me to fix it, so I tried, and now it’s broken beyond repair. I hope you learned a lesson here.
January 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Can I offer you a nice hot boat of gravy in these troubling times?
Sometimes after a long day I like to kick back and relax with a nice hot boat of gravy
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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This is what happens when you put people who don't like movies in charge of movie things.
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM