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Caitlin
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A man with a raccoon face led me here.
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Sending love to everyone who is celebrating Thanksgiving away from family for whatever reason. If your family can’t accept you for who you are, I hope you find your people, and I hope your family is miserable without you
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Soup of the day: Baked macaroni and cheese
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I’m a ‘crying on the inside’ kind of guy. It’s probably the diet of raw onions.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I found this cool branch while walking and it is going to be my Christmas tree this year
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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more mayors should be cheeseburgers
May 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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getting pissed off on the Pooh phone and slamming the receiver back into his paw
September 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Instead of saying I'm poor I like to say I'm West Virginia rich
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The grim reaper but he has a corndog instead of a scythe.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Absolutely all for a wide variety of human relationships as defined by the people who enter into them, but I have no idea what this means. Curtains for Zoosha, and I'm okay with it.
What is a friendship if not an allegedly non-demi curious, semi-binary relationship?
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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look at you bein all resilient, beautiful🖤
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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just gonna say what we’re all thinking, Lassie’s face is tooo looooong
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?

Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This song lives in my head and now I'm passing it on to you. youtu.be/hhuIP_haSM8?...
The Dream Eaters: Muffins
YouTube video by The Dream Eaters
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November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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ONE bad opossum joke and now I’m dead to them
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Enough with conformity - it's time to stand up and stand out!

*my one wild eyebrow hair
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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"Say you were quail hunting"
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oooh, so close!
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Did you know? Four of our elephants are rescues from the game Jumanji.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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What do you mean you can’t kill somebody because you don’t like them? That seems like the best and only reason.
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Oxnard is my favorite Southern California beach town that's named after cattle balls.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM