John Lyon
@johnlyon.bsky.social
Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
I have no idea what they do in there, but I’m sure it’s fabulous.
September 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have no idea what they do in there, but I’m sure it’s fabulous.
Leeches applied upon request.
August 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Leeches applied upon request.
The budget cuts to Starfleet have been especially sad to see.
July 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The budget cuts to Starfleet have been especially sad to see.
The Wall Street Journal had better make room on the shelf for another Pulitzer.
June 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Wall Street Journal had better make room on the shelf for another Pulitzer.
“I can see what you’re doing with your right hand. That’s uncalled for, Susan.”
May 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“I can see what you’re doing with your right hand. That’s uncalled for, Susan.”
When I’m asked to get snacks for the party.
May 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When I’m asked to get snacks for the party.
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
April 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
I have never related to anyone more.
February 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have never related to anyone more.
