Byron P. Dye 🔻
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Byron P. Dye 🔻
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I live in a barn. Peace to you human.
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maybe the real treasure was the epstein files we demanded along the way
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Conceding past mistakes, the New York Times promises to now aggressively report on what race Jeffrey Epstein selected in his college applications.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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There'a a war in the GOP between anti-semitic Republicans and really fucking anti-semitic Republicans.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
TIL I guess, I'm more teleiophilic.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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seeing graphics circulating for “DON’T DRINK STARBUCKS” & now i feel like a trendsetter
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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*ahem*
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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a gay spin on demonic possession: The Same-Sexorcist
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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All this reminds me of a place I used to work:
The executives had their own email server that was specifically designed so that it never saved records of the emails that went through it. Then the owner was indicted on massive tax fraud charges...
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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John Fetterman looks like a bunch of disappointment wearing Carhartt
John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Juggalos.
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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If cop cars played REO Speedwagon songs instead of sirens I’d stop running from the law
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Here's a cat-faced spider for caturday.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I hate the sound of something being explained to me
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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The standard for criminal conviction is 'beyond reasonable doubt'

The standard for 'is allowed to keep being president' is significantly lower.

Act accordingly.
People really need to stop framing it is a question of getting more evidence. I mean, sure, that too. But we know. We all know. The president of the United States raped children. Say that. When they get mad at you for saying it, say it again and treat them like an idiot for pretending they doubt it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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insane to me that the only way we seem to be able to frame the epstein case is as a big cartoon hammer with which to bonk our enemies, rather than the horrors that were Actually experienced by its Actual victims
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Me: Fuck me right or I'll do it myself.

(An actual thing I said to an actual man who ghosted me afterward.)
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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How am I gonna be a optimist about this?
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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How dare you not let everyone reply to your posts? Strangers online want to give you their opinion
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Krampus has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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If you are a big spender, the original art of Mr. T vs. Krampus is still available: brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Finished a Krampus cross stitch for my uncle. Pattern is from the witchystitcher on Etsy. I changed some things from the original pattern. #crossstitch #krampus #christmasgift
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM