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eschneider
@eschneider.bsky.social
· Nov 4
Emotional support pony, for folks who need one in these trying times. 🦄👀
Big RyanAir Energy
Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(Here's the opening of "Neptune's Brood".)
(Here's the opening of "Neptune's Brood".)
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Big RyanAir Energy
Flat out insane.
Trump says the Democrats dictate media coverage. His evidence? Many news outlets used the word "manufactured" recently.
"Nobody uses that word," Trump said.
"Nobody uses that word," Trump said.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Flat out insane.
Damn metric system...
“i got dick for days & you got ass for weeks” is one of the most time-bending lyrics in a rap song & low key feels like it could involve math
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Damn metric system...
I'm just going to come out and say it. Most office pot-luck food poisonings aren't accidental. Turned upside down, most prevention guides almost serve as a how-to guide...
It’s officially potluck season withoffice parties galore. 🦃🥘 If, like me, you harbor an irrational fear of food poisoning, I’ve got you covered. Here’s your ID doctor–approved guide to surviving the season’s buffets w/out ending up in the ER.
🧤🍽️💀
open.substack.com/pub/bktitanj...
🧤🍽️💀
open.substack.com/pub/bktitanj...
An ID Doctor’s Guide to Surviving Holiday Potlucks Food Poisoning Free
Because nothing says “festive” like avoiding an impromptu Norovirus outbreak.
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm just going to come out and say it. Most office pot-luck food poisonings aren't accidental. Turned upside down, most prevention guides almost serve as a how-to guide...
Managed to get out between showers 🦄👍
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Managed to get out between showers 🦄👍
Working on Japan time this week and my dog has decided I’m the world’s worst monster.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Working on Japan time this week and my dog has decided I’m the world’s worst monster.
The originals look even better than the pictures here. You won't regret it!
If you feel like helping me out, keeping me fed, internetted & electrified, please consider buying one of my little art things. DM if interested. #art
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The originals look even better than the pictures here. You won't regret it!
ChatGPT, what's a tautology?
Bahahahahaha The New York Times just printed an opinion piece declaring "AI is intelligent, so long as we redefine what intelligence means to include it. And soon AI will be conscious, because we'll just redefine consciousness too!"
Nothing means anything! Yay!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
Nothing means anything! Yay!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
Opinion | A.I. Is on Its Way to Something Even More Remarkable Than Intelligence
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ChatGPT, what's a tautology?
Reposted by eschneider
Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
Quartermass, but make it Georgian.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Quartermass, but make it Georgian.
This is what you do if your plan is to burn the stadium down for insurance.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is what you do if your plan is to burn the stadium down for insurance.
Hydration packs? Hold my beer!
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hydration packs? Hold my beer!
I'm still traumatized from when Are Lingus would always play Orinoco Flow on their planes when boarding or disembarking passengers. :/
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm still traumatized from when Are Lingus would always play Orinoco Flow on their planes when boarding or disembarking passengers. :/
Consciousness of guilt.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Consciousness of guilt.
"Can I get parts from overseas?" and "How can I plan my part costs with tariff of the week?" are fantastic for manufacturing.
Bessent: "I think that we're at the cusp of the liftoff. In 2026 and 2027 -- President Trump was committed to bringing manufacturing jobs back to America and this is the start."
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Can I get parts from overseas?" and "How can I plan my part costs with tariff of the week?" are fantastic for manufacturing.
You'd think it would be less confusing if each aircraft carrier had a different name...
China Commissions 3rd Aircraft Carrier Fujian — USNI News
news.usni.org/2025/11/07/c...
news.usni.org/2025/11/07/c...
China Commissions 3rd Aircraft Carrier Fujian - USNI News
Three years after its launch, the People’s Liberation Army Navy (PLAN) commissioned the domestically produced 80,000-ton aircraft carrier CS Fujian (18) in a major step for Beijing’s naval modernizati...
news.usni.org
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You'd think it would be less confusing if each aircraft carrier had a different name...
When you pick your wallpaper to match your pants.
Fleur des histoires, by Jean Mansel (1400?-1473?.
Look at this room, look at the colours!
Told you medieval folk liked colour!
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b...
Look at this room, look at the colours!
Told you medieval folk liked colour!
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b...
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
When you pick your wallpaper to match your pants.
"Give the guy in the mask some money!"
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Give the guy in the mask some money!"