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@eschneider.bsky.social
· Nov 4
Emotional support pony, for folks who need one in these trying times. 🦄👀
Big A Scanner Darkly Energy
So the invasive posting thought has gone from "worrying about not being part of the trans community" (lol) to "do my friends think I'm a fed?" I feel like the THC is not helping with this.
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Big A Scanner Darkly Energy
Archival Snootage for those in need 🐴👅
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Archival Snootage for those in need 🐴👅
(One of) the nice things about dating people your own age is you can talk about your favorite bands and you can both at least understand what the other person is into. Date someone twenty years younger and it's just awkward. Hard pass.
i actually had a date once try to explain to me about music when i said i didn't like the beatles and i was like oh yeah no i just prefer like the kinks, the monkees, the stones, other british invasion stuff. and he was like "oh i don't know the kinks. were they pretty niche"
Smitten Man Can’t Believe Woman He’s On Date With Also Into The Beatles https://theonion.com/smitten-man-can-t-believe-woman-he-s-on-date-with-also-1819574493/
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
(One of) the nice things about dating people your own age is you can talk about your favorite bands and you can both at least understand what the other person is into. Date someone twenty years younger and it's just awkward. Hard pass.
Watch it. Your life may depend on it.
We liked FX's darker-than-dark take on A CHRISTMAS CAROL, not least because of Guy Pearce's masterful performance as a neurodivergent Scrooge (hear us out). Listen to the whole episode at our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/146876...
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Watch it. Your life may depend on it.
I will admit to owning a satin shirt with flowing cacti back in the 70s. It was a strange time.
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I will admit to owning a satin shirt with flowing cacti back in the 70s. It was a strange time.
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One armed goon loses his shit at an observer who's backing up, and then several more armed goons tackle the observer to the ground, and then even more armed goons form a protective shield around the armed goons handcuffing the observer for hurting an armed goon's feelings.
This can't be "reformed"
This can't be "reformed"
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
One armed goon loses his shit at an observer who's backing up, and then several more armed goons tackle the observer to the ground, and then even more armed goons form a protective shield around the armed goons handcuffing the observer for hurting an armed goon's feelings.
This can't be "reformed"
This can't be "reformed"
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Originally published on 6/2/2020 (after the killing of George Floyd), this cartoon seems all too relevant again today.
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Originally published on 6/2/2020 (after the killing of George Floyd), this cartoon seems all too relevant again today.
Snoots grabbed his parka for turnout. Still single digits here. 🦄❄️
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Snoots grabbed his parka for turnout. Still single digits here. 🦄❄️
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Here's the cover for Ellen Datlow's new Halloween-themed anthology, All Hallows Eve. I'm lucky enough to have a story in it, along with a great group of other writers. It's coming from Titan on September 8th. You can preorder it here.
titanbooks.com/72783-all-ha...
titanbooks.com/72783-all-ha...
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Here's the cover for Ellen Datlow's new Halloween-themed anthology, All Hallows Eve. I'm lucky enough to have a story in it, along with a great group of other writers. It's coming from Titan on September 8th. You can preorder it here.
titanbooks.com/72783-all-ha...
titanbooks.com/72783-all-ha...
I should shovel again, but it’s still snowing. :/
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I should shovel again, but it’s still snowing. :/
He seems nice.
The auditor of the state of Ohio, who is running to be the state's next attorney general, wrote an oped this morning that the Columbus Dispatch published on how Renee Good is to blame for her death.
The subheadline alone is already chilling.
www.dispatch.com/story/opinio...
The subheadline alone is already chilling.
www.dispatch.com/story/opinio...
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
He seems nice.
JFC...
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
JFC...
Free speech motherfucker.
Micro nazi from the land of formerly free speech, Bovino says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.”
January 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Free speech motherfucker.
The amount of cope here indicates that they know their Proud Boy chuds are losing to *checks notes* liberal housewives.
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The amount of cope here indicates that they know their Proud Boy chuds are losing to *checks notes* liberal housewives.
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Naming a murder suspect isn’t doxxing
Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Naming a murder suspect isn’t doxxing
O_o
![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
O_o
Maybe they want to use Google Gemini for their criminal defense atty when that time comes, because, hey, good enough!
NEW: The Transportation Department, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations.
“We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
By @jessecoburn.bsky.social
“We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
By @jessecoburn.bsky.social
Government by AI? Trump Administration Plans to Write Regulations Using Artificial Intelligence
The Transportation Department, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer....
www.propublica.org
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Maybe they want to use Google Gemini for their criminal defense atty when that time comes, because, hey, good enough!
You'd think those people would want to do something to fight climate change, but nooooo.
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
You'd think those people would want to do something to fight climate change, but nooooo.
This goes HARD. 👇
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This goes HARD. 👇
Someone is taking a snow day. 🐴💤
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Someone is taking a snow day. 🐴💤
DJT seems to be telling on himself here...
Congrats to Ilhan Omar who definitely earned 14M in the past few days
Wild to see the President of the United States posting Hirsch Stats
Wild to see the President of the United States posting Hirsch Stats
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
DJT seems to be telling on himself here...
Monday Mood.
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Monday Mood.
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Shoveled out and got Snoots out for a walk. He was feeling good, but we had to dodge plows. Boo. 🦄
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Shoveled out and got Snoots out for a walk. He was feeling good, but we had to dodge plows. Boo. 🦄