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A Garbage Can
@steakcityliars.bsky.social
· Jan 25
I think yesterday I described my movements as deliberate. Everything’s a haze
Anyone from the movie Compliance (2012) popping up in another movie is its own little jump scare
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Anyone from the movie Compliance (2012) popping up in another movie is its own little jump scare
A bruised apple makes me sad and pisses me off
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A bruised apple makes me sad and pisses me off
Wait WHY am I posting about WORK on a SATURDAY. I’m smoking WEED and drinking YERBA MATÉ
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wait WHY am I posting about WORK on a SATURDAY. I’m smoking WEED and drinking YERBA MATÉ
My two coworkers who are convinced there’s an alien spaceship headed for Earth keep telling me that life is a gift. Maybe I’m doing something wrong
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My two coworkers who are convinced there’s an alien spaceship headed for Earth keep telling me that life is a gift. Maybe I’m doing something wrong
I wish I was a robot
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wish I was a robot
There was that day recently that my supervisor at work who wears cowboy boots and has no teeth in his mouth said he feels sorry for me
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There was that day recently that my supervisor at work who wears cowboy boots and has no teeth in his mouth said he feels sorry for me
If I’m in the weird part of doing something normal and I know someone’s going to walk by I speed up so it looks like I’m still in one of the normal parts of doing something normal
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If I’m in the weird part of doing something normal and I know someone’s going to walk by I speed up so it looks like I’m still in one of the normal parts of doing something normal
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Everything will always be simple
December 30, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Everything will always be simple
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I will watch a video
August 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I will watch a video
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Been a while since I’ve yelled in the car. Think I’ve forgotten how to do it
April 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been a while since I’ve yelled in the car. Think I’ve forgotten how to do it
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I would have slammed Scrooge’s head into a wall
December 25, 2024 at 6:39 AM
I would have slammed Scrooge’s head into a wall
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An ai assistant that can cry. An ai assistant that only cries
August 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
An ai assistant that can cry. An ai assistant that only cries
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Don’t you hate it when something happens that has never happened before
January 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Don’t you hate it when something happens that has never happened before
Describing something very literally then laughing like Butthead
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Describing something very literally then laughing like Butthead
We should make more things out of fingernail
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We should make more things out of fingernail
The president is trying to have me killed 🤞
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The president is trying to have me killed 🤞
This won’t make sense because I don’t have any specifics but you know when someone’s like Hey are you [baffling misinterpretation of intentions] and then you respond Well that would only take place if [ridiculous unlikely event] and the person’s like Why would that happen?
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This won’t make sense because I don’t have any specifics but you know when someone’s like Hey are you [baffling misinterpretation of intentions] and then you respond Well that would only take place if [ridiculous unlikely event] and the person’s like Why would that happen?
Doing parallel thinkings today
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Doing parallel thinkings today
Extraterrestrial research infomercial:
“SETI and FORGETI”
“SETI and FORGETI”
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Extraterrestrial research infomercial:
“SETI and FORGETI”
“SETI and FORGETI”
(frustrated Santa) “Like I sled..”
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
(frustrated Santa) “Like I sled..”
Turns out I’m actually fine with talking as long as there’s no one around me
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Turns out I’m actually fine with talking as long as there’s no one around me