Bluesky Elder Dirt
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You can take the boy out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the fries out of the salad
Pinned
Piss
Gonna start using british spelling for all words ending in "er"
Tonight for dinnre I'm having a hamburgre with bread and buttre pickles
Tonight for dinnre I'm having a hamburgre with bread and buttre pickles
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Gonna start using british spelling for all words ending in "er"
Tonight for dinnre I'm having a hamburgre with bread and buttre pickles
Tonight for dinnre I'm having a hamburgre with bread and buttre pickles
Had a dream last night where @erictime.bsky.social sang For What Its Worth in a William Shatner voice
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Had a dream last night where @erictime.bsky.social sang For What Its Worth in a William Shatner voice
What idiot called it a catheter instead of automatic for the peehole
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
What idiot called it a catheter instead of automatic for the peehole
Stay safe tonight welly peeps
February 15, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Stay safe tonight welly peeps
@assbott.bsky.social were you friends with the kristinschaalisahorse bot? Or pissbot? I miss them
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 AM
@assbott.bsky.social were you friends with the kristinschaalisahorse bot? Or pissbot? I miss them
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reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
More like icemogged
our beset boat was like a ship mobbed by ice-isles in a tempest
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
More like icemogged
The new Beavis and Butthead episodes are great. Mike judge still has it
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The new Beavis and Butthead episodes are great. Mike judge still has it
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Really love that the NHL is unable to post clips due to IOC rules. So they’ve resorted to MS Paint highlights.
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Really love that the NHL is unable to post clips due to IOC rules. So they’ve resorted to MS Paint highlights.
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Chuck Epstein Cheese
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Chuck Epstein Cheese
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10 years ago today, Barack Obama smothered Antonin Scalia to death with his pillow. Thanks, dude!
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
10 years ago today, Barack Obama smothered Antonin Scalia to death with his pillow. Thanks, dude!
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Critical insights from Sabs on the most hilariously "fuck it we're doing five blades" event in the winter olympics. defector.com/high-level-a...
High-Level, Actionable Insights From Watching Doubles Luge For The First Time | Defector
To the uninitiated, luge itself might seem a silly sport, given that the average person might guess it mostly consists of holding onto a sled real tight as it goes fast down the ice. Of course this op...
defector.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Critical insights from Sabs on the most hilariously "fuck it we're doing five blades" event in the winter olympics. defector.com/high-level-a...
Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds might also because they're made in a factory that processes nuts
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds might also because they're made in a factory that processes nuts
Drafts r being unleashed
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Drafts r being unleashed
Monster Energy Grink
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Monster Energy Grink
Normalize including a table of actual values for your Cp time curves instead of just showing the plot
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Normalize including a table of actual values for your Cp time curves instead of just showing the plot
Snowboard cross is the best Olympic sport
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Snowboard cross is the best Olympic sport
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kid rock? isn’t that epstein’s island?
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
kid rock? isn’t that epstein’s island?
@erictime.bsky.social new euphemism just dropped
'It whacked my snowboard': Olympian Zoi Sadowski-Synnott's medal breaks
'It whacked my snowboard': Olympian Zoi Sadowski-Synnott's medal breaks
New Zealand snowboarder Zoi Sadowski-Synnott has joined an elite club of Olympians - those who will be bringing home broken medals.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
@erictime.bsky.social new euphemism just dropped
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That's what you get for dating a bi athlete
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
That's what you get for dating a bi athlete
The big air gold medalist is really a Japanese woman named Kokomo? My god, deadspinners' heads gonna explode
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The big air gold medalist is really a Japanese woman named Kokomo? My god, deadspinners' heads gonna explode