Bluesky Elder Dirt
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You can take the boy out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the fries out of the salad
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first kids best kids let's go
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
first kids best kids let's go
Nobody could ever be mad at me
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Nobody could ever be mad at me
Brees, Fitzgerald, Woodson, hines ward
Here are the Class of 2026 Pro Football Hall of Fame Finalists, as announced on GMFB.
December 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Brees, Fitzgerald, Woodson, hines ward
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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mormons can’t drink soda but a quarterback wearing 47 is somehow okay with god?
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
mormons can’t drink soda but a quarterback wearing 47 is somehow okay with god?
How are there still sports on? How do EST ppl live like this?
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
How are there still sports on? How do EST ppl live like this?
Being tired is a state of mind.
And body.
And often spirit.
All-encompassing really.
And body.
And often spirit.
All-encompassing really.
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Being tired is a state of mind.
And body.
And often spirit.
All-encompassing really.
And body.
And often spirit.
All-encompassing really.
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Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?
Nobody should know this much about ben folds five
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nobody should know this much about ben folds five
For anyone who was worried, yes, the franco statue has a home in the new terminal
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
For anyone who was worried, yes, the franco statue has a home in the new terminal
Just realized the new season of shoresy is out. Merry Christmas indeed
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just realized the new season of shoresy is out. Merry Christmas indeed
Did you see this did you hear about this? It seems santa isnt eating the cookies kids leave out for him this year because he's on Ho Ho Hozempic
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Did you see this did you hear about this? It seems santa isnt eating the cookies kids leave out for him this year because he's on Ho Ho Hozempic
I don't know if this is normal but santa took a dump on the christmas cookie plate?
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't know if this is normal but santa took a dump on the christmas cookie plate?
HE IS RISEN (from his mom's womb)
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
HE IS RISEN (from his mom's womb)
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1800s Mark Cuban: Listen, I'd love to abolish slavery, but do you know the scale of our cotton infrastructure? Should the government buy all the plantations? Who pays the masters for the slaves they have to free?
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
1800s Mark Cuban: Listen, I'd love to abolish slavery, but do you know the scale of our cotton infrastructure? Should the government buy all the plantations? Who pays the masters for the slaves they have to free?
Harambe would've loved this
📢 The big cats were treated to ice blocks and baubles made with blood and lactose-free pet milk.
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Auckland Zoo animals celebrate Christmas with festive feast
www.1news.co.nz
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Harambe would've loved this
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jimmy stewart voice: I'll fuck your wife
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
jimmy stewart voice: I'll fuck your wife
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"double blowjob" eh
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"double blowjob" eh
Merry Christmas to all the losers and haters
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Merry Christmas to all the losers and haters
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If he dies on christmas i will believe in god for the rest of my life
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If he dies on christmas i will believe in god for the rest of my life