Bluesky Elder Dirt
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You can take the boy out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the fries out of the salad
Pinned
Piss
This is the pirates strategy
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is the pirates strategy
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Kafka's the interim HC? Can't explain why, but that bugs me.
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Kafka's the interim HC? Can't explain why, but that bugs me.
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The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
RANK DEPAUL YOU COWARDS @AP @ncaa.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
RANK DEPAUL YOU COWARDS @AP @ncaa.bsky.social
Lets go bobby mo
Robert Morris’ Nikolaos Chitikoudis flipping a double bird at the camera after the Colonels took the W from Drake in Des Moines
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Lets go bobby mo
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
Pretty generous. I would've gone with Not Very Good Christian
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Pretty generous. I would've gone with Not Very Good Christian
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
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Dick Cheney dead after horrific accident at no loads refused pimped out cum dump event. He was 84.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dick Cheney dead after horrific accident at no loads refused pimped out cum dump event. He was 84.
Happy Guy Fawkes Eve
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Guy Fawkes Eve
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Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
Well, polls are closed here on Tuesday evening in NZ and I've seen enough; I'm calling it for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Well, polls are closed here on Tuesday evening in NZ and I've seen enough; I'm calling it for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
RANK DEPAUL YOU COWARDS
@ncaa.bsky.social @mrrodgershood
@ncaa.bsky.social @mrrodgershood
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
RANK DEPAUL YOU COWARDS
@ncaa.bsky.social @mrrodgershood
@ncaa.bsky.social @mrrodgershood
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“Happy Godzilla Day!!!
…anyway, here’s Godzilla Minus Wonderwall.
…anyway, here’s Godzilla Minus Wonderwall.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“Happy Godzilla Day!!!
…anyway, here’s Godzilla Minus Wonderwall.
…anyway, here’s Godzilla Minus Wonderwall.
May have to boycott this ncaa men's bball season. One of the Wooden award favorites is Duke freshman Cameron Boozer, son of Carlos Boozer and I'm so old i want to die
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
May have to boycott this ncaa men's bball season. One of the Wooden award favorites is Duke freshman Cameron Boozer, son of Carlos Boozer and I'm so old i want to die
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finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
This is why I dont watch baseball (certainly not bc I'm a pirates fan)
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This is why I dont watch baseball (certainly not bc I'm a pirates fan)
Suicide squeeze
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Suicide squeeze