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You can take the boy out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the fries out of the salad
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November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"
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Sources are telling me Donald Trump is very sick and may not survive the night
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sources are telling me Donald Trump is very sick and may not survive the night
Big raises for all employees then! Hold on, what's that you say?
Infratil posts $2 billion first-half profit
Infratil posts $2 billion first-half profit
It reported a strong first half net profit with revenue up more than a third.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Big raises for all employees then! Hold on, what's that you say?
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You’ve got to be kidding me!
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
You’ve got to be kidding me!
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It was located entirely within my kitchen.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It was located entirely within my kitchen.
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close but not exactly right
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
close but not exactly right
All 3 Godfather movies and The Disorderlies
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
All 3 Godfather movies and The Disorderlies
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fuck this. i'm going communist
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
fuck this. i'm going communist
This is the pirates strategy
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
This is the pirates strategy
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Kafka's the interim HC? Can't explain why, but that bugs me.
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Kafka's the interim HC? Can't explain why, but that bugs me.
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The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
RANK DEPAUL YOU COWARDS @AP @ncaa.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
RANK DEPAUL YOU COWARDS @AP @ncaa.bsky.social
Lets go bobby mo
Robert Morris’ Nikolaos Chitikoudis flipping a double bird at the camera after the Colonels took the W from Drake in Des Moines
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Lets go bobby mo
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
Pretty generous. I would've gone with Not Very Good Christian
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Pretty generous. I would've gone with Not Very Good Christian
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
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Dick Cheney dead after horrific accident at no loads refused pimped out cum dump event. He was 84.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dick Cheney dead after horrific accident at no loads refused pimped out cum dump event. He was 84.
Happy Guy Fawkes Eve
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Guy Fawkes Eve
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Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂