Jordan Rivers
@jordanriversnz.bsky.social
Yes, I'm the guy from that thing.
Actor 🎥 Vlogger🤳🏻 Director 🎬
If it costs you your inner Peace, its too expensive. 🌿🌾
Actor 🎥 Vlogger🤳🏻 Director 🎬
If it costs you your inner Peace, its too expensive. 🌿🌾
I dont think people understand how insane a 50% rise is, in just 2 years. Nicola Willis is so bad at her job she's destroyed her own electorate. NZs Capital City is dead.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I dont think people understand how insane a 50% rise is, in just 2 years. Nicola Willis is so bad at her job she's destroyed her own electorate. NZs Capital City is dead.
BREAKING: Winston ‘Temu’ Peters announces a “Ban on public sales of Fireworks” - a full 5 years after I already campaigned for a "Ban on Public Sales of Fireworks”. Get your own ideas.
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
BREAKING: Winston ‘Temu’ Peters announces a “Ban on public sales of Fireworks” - a full 5 years after I already campaigned for a "Ban on Public Sales of Fireworks”. Get your own ideas.
Dick Cheney dies, Mamdani's voted in. The earth is healing.
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dick Cheney dies, Mamdani's voted in. The earth is healing.
If not for Palestine, you should at least stop drinking coke products because theyre now openly bragging about using Ai to generate their commercials and help destroy the film industry.
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If not for Palestine, you should at least stop drinking coke products because theyre now openly bragging about using Ai to generate their commercials and help destroy the film industry.
David Seymour is claiming that kids are getting confused because their maths classes are filled with Te Reo Māori. First of all, that's bullshit. Second of all, if your child cant tell the difference between words and numbers by NCEA, I feel like theres probably a larger issue.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
David Seymour is claiming that kids are getting confused because their maths classes are filled with Te Reo Māori. First of all, that's bullshit. Second of all, if your child cant tell the difference between words and numbers by NCEA, I feel like theres probably a larger issue.
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
It's pretty fucked up that Luxons Government is celebrating, teenagers no longer learning about consent or how to identify abuse. Apparently its "woke" now, to want our young people to have evidence based, professionally taught life skills that make them less vulnerable to creeps.
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It's pretty fucked up that Luxons Government is celebrating, teenagers no longer learning about consent or how to identify abuse. Apparently its "woke" now, to want our young people to have evidence based, professionally taught life skills that make them less vulnerable to creeps.
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Bro does luxon do anything? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to take credit for the inventing of the wheel 🤦
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bro does luxon do anything? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to take credit for the inventing of the wheel 🤦
This is literally the best endorsement a tax plan could possibly have 😂😂
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is literally the best endorsement a tax plan could possibly have 😂😂
Now watch as Luxons Govt does everything they can to make you think a more fair tax plan and free doctors visits is a bad thing.
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Now watch as Luxons Govt does everything they can to make you think a more fair tax plan and free doctors visits is a bad thing.
This is your reminder that the Luxon Govt is anti-worker and whilst they give themselves tax breaks and do nothing for the cost of living, they also see your day off, as a joke.
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is your reminder that the Luxon Govt is anti-worker and whilst they give themselves tax breaks and do nothing for the cost of living, they also see your day off, as a joke.
This absolute buffoon held an international summit for investors and nobody invested 🤦
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This absolute buffoon held an international summit for investors and nobody invested 🤦
Shoutout to all those who have turned out to support workers today. Either through social media posts or in person at the rallys, we are taking a stand today to show this government, Aotearoa stands with workers.
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Shoutout to all those who have turned out to support workers today. Either through social media posts or in person at the rallys, we are taking a stand today to show this government, Aotearoa stands with workers.
MEGA STRIKE: With so many weather cancellations, if you're able to attend a rally for our workers tomorrow, take photos, films videos, make posts! There will be less media coverage so we need to make sure we cover it!
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
MEGA STRIKE: With so many weather cancellations, if you're able to attend a rally for our workers tomorrow, take photos, films videos, make posts! There will be less media coverage so we need to make sure we cover it!
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October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. November through September are simply Breast Awareness Months.
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. November through September are simply Breast Awareness Months.
I posted the publicly available submissions results for the RSB. Apparently, sharing data is considered "shit stirring" to national supporters 🤦
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I posted the publicly available submissions results for the RSB. Apparently, sharing data is considered "shit stirring" to national supporters 🤦
Just for clarity, the unemployment numbers under this government may look terrible, but keep in mind, Luxon has driven tens of thousands of Kiwis overseas as well, so its actually far worse. These numbers are just the ones that couldnt leave.
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Just for clarity, the unemployment numbers under this government may look terrible, but keep in mind, Luxon has driven tens of thousands of Kiwis overseas as well, so its actually far worse. These numbers are just the ones that couldnt leave.
Reminder: National has always taken the side of Apartheid regimes.
September 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reminder: National has always taken the side of Apartheid regimes.
It is imperative to the future of Aotearoa that we never let ourselves nor the ministers involved forget this or any of their actions.
September 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It is imperative to the future of Aotearoa that we never let ourselves nor the ministers involved forget this or any of their actions.
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September 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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While this cowardly Government refuses to recognise Palestine, our Council has already signed an agreement with Ramallah and approved an investment policy that excludes Israeli companies and government bonds. Who's lamo now? #nzpol
September 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
While this cowardly Government refuses to recognise Palestine, our Council has already signed an agreement with Ramallah and approved an investment policy that excludes Israeli companies and government bonds. Who's lamo now? #nzpol
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So, did Luxon just admit he gets his foreign policy advice from CNN articles??? FFS!!!!!
Argghhhhhh!!!!!! #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Argghhhhhh!!!!!! #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon speaks after Palestinian statehood decision
Watch it live.
www.rnz.co.nz
September 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So, did Luxon just admit he gets his foreign policy advice from CNN articles??? FFS!!!!!
Argghhhhhh!!!!!! #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Argghhhhhh!!!!!! #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...