Jordan Rivers
@jordanriversnz.bsky.social
Yes, I'm the guy from that thing.
Actor 🎥 Vlogger🤳🏻 Director 🎬
If it costs you your inner Peace, its too expensive. 🌿🌾
Actor 🎥 Vlogger🤳🏻 Director 🎬
If it costs you your inner Peace, its too expensive. 🌿🌾
I dont think people understand how insane a 50% rise is, in just 2 years. Nicola Willis is so bad at her job she's destroyed her own electorate. NZs Capital City is dead.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I dont think people understand how insane a 50% rise is, in just 2 years. Nicola Willis is so bad at her job she's destroyed her own electorate. NZs Capital City is dead.
BREAKING: Winston ‘Temu’ Peters announces a “Ban on public sales of Fireworks” - a full 5 years after I already campaigned for a "Ban on Public Sales of Fireworks”. Get your own ideas.
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
BREAKING: Winston ‘Temu’ Peters announces a “Ban on public sales of Fireworks” - a full 5 years after I already campaigned for a "Ban on Public Sales of Fireworks”. Get your own ideas.
Dick Cheney dies, Mamdani's voted in. The earth is healing.
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dick Cheney dies, Mamdani's voted in. The earth is healing.
If not for Palestine, you should at least stop drinking coke products because theyre now openly bragging about using Ai to generate their commercials and help destroy the film industry.
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If not for Palestine, you should at least stop drinking coke products because theyre now openly bragging about using Ai to generate their commercials and help destroy the film industry.
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
Bro does luxon do anything? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to take credit for the inventing of the wheel 🤦
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bro does luxon do anything? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to take credit for the inventing of the wheel 🤦
This is literally the best endorsement a tax plan could possibly have 😂😂
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is literally the best endorsement a tax plan could possibly have 😂😂
Now watch as Luxons Govt does everything they can to make you think a more fair tax plan and free doctors visits is a bad thing.
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Now watch as Luxons Govt does everything they can to make you think a more fair tax plan and free doctors visits is a bad thing.
This is your reminder that the Luxon Govt is anti-worker and whilst they give themselves tax breaks and do nothing for the cost of living, they also see your day off, as a joke.
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is your reminder that the Luxon Govt is anti-worker and whilst they give themselves tax breaks and do nothing for the cost of living, they also see your day off, as a joke.
This absolute buffoon held an international summit for investors and nobody invested 🤦
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This absolute buffoon held an international summit for investors and nobody invested 🤦
I posted the publicly available submissions results for the RSB. Apparently, sharing data is considered "shit stirring" to national supporters 🤦
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I posted the publicly available submissions results for the RSB. Apparently, sharing data is considered "shit stirring" to national supporters 🤦
Reminder: National has always taken the side of Apartheid regimes.
September 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reminder: National has always taken the side of Apartheid regimes.
It is imperative to the future of Aotearoa that we never let ourselves nor the ministers involved forget this or any of their actions.
September 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It is imperative to the future of Aotearoa that we never let ourselves nor the ministers involved forget this or any of their actions.
As Luxons govt denies Palestinian statehood at The UN, he posts a selfie from a stadium that holds less than the amount of Palestinians murdered in this genocide to date. This man is disgusting.
September 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
As Luxons govt denies Palestinian statehood at The UN, he posts a selfie from a stadium that holds less than the amount of Palestinians murdered in this genocide to date. This man is disgusting.
To her credit, Nicola's incompetence has at least given the rich and the poor something they agree on.
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
To her credit, Nicola's incompetence has at least given the rich and the poor something they agree on.
What are they gonna raid? You've killed all the small buisnesses
September 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What are they gonna raid? You've killed all the small buisnesses
Say it with me: The Luxon Government is Anti-Worker
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Say it with me: The Luxon Government is Anti-Worker
"I'm Laser focused on the cost of living" 🤦
September 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"I'm Laser focused on the cost of living" 🤦
Timeline
1. Cancelled 3waters, which caused rates to skyrocket
2. Blamed the councils
3. Introduced something MORE expensive 👍
1. Cancelled 3waters, which caused rates to skyrocket
2. Blamed the councils
3. Introduced something MORE expensive 👍
August 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Timeline
1. Cancelled 3waters, which caused rates to skyrocket
2. Blamed the councils
3. Introduced something MORE expensive 👍
1. Cancelled 3waters, which caused rates to skyrocket
2. Blamed the councils
3. Introduced something MORE expensive 👍
PSA: Prime Ministers don't control The Reserve Bank. This is Luxon taking credit for something that other people are doing again 🤦
August 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
PSA: Prime Ministers don't control The Reserve Bank. This is Luxon taking credit for something that other people are doing again 🤦
Oh FFS 🤦 Nationals using
"Downward Pressure" again.
Reminder: "Downward Pressure" on landlords was giving them a no strings attached payout of 3billion dollars only to make things worse for renters.
"Downward Pressure" again.
Reminder: "Downward Pressure" on landlords was giving them a no strings attached payout of 3billion dollars only to make things worse for renters.
August 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh FFS 🤦 Nationals using
"Downward Pressure" again.
Reminder: "Downward Pressure" on landlords was giving them a no strings attached payout of 3billion dollars only to make things worse for renters.
"Downward Pressure" again.
Reminder: "Downward Pressure" on landlords was giving them a no strings attached payout of 3billion dollars only to make things worse for renters.
Chlöe Swarbrick at "peak theatrics" says man who drove car up parliament steps to distract everyone from the "Tim Jago thing"
August 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Chlöe Swarbrick at "peak theatrics" says man who drove car up parliament steps to distract everyone from the "Tim Jago thing"