Sara Likes Hockey
@helmerroids.bsky.social
Red Wings 🐙 🏒 and Tigers 🐯 ⚾️ . Meme Factory CEO 🏭 🌈 . Proud inverter of the Y-axis 🎮. TTRPG novice 🎲
Is anyone more “all hat and no cattle” than Pritzker? Constantly talking a big game without backing it up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Is anyone more “all hat and no cattle” than Pritzker? Constantly talking a big game without backing it up.
“What if [person] was in Epstein files??” bro I don’t care if my whole family tree was in the files there is nobody in all of human history I would want to not be punished for being pedos it is not that complicated.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“What if [person] was in Epstein files??” bro I don’t care if my whole family tree was in the files there is nobody in all of human history I would want to not be punished for being pedos it is not that complicated.
So unlike me the Red Wings were awake for the game. Nice.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
So unlike me the Red Wings were awake for the game. Nice.
Anyone who has the thought “it’s ok she’s 18” is also a bad person. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Anyone who has the thought “it’s ok she’s 18” is also a bad person. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Give Skubal all the money
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Give Skubal all the money
The Sun hasn’t quite got its aim right but solar storm activity a glaring sign that the cosmos hates AI too.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Sun hasn’t quite got its aim right but solar storm activity a glaring sign that the cosmos hates AI too.
Trump: duhhhh how do magnets work nobody knows
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Trump: duhhhh how do magnets work nobody knows
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
Earth: I’ll show you some fucking magnetic shit right now asshole let me call the Sun real quick
FINALLY. FINALLY I SEE IT. Naked eye visible as well but better with phone camera.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
FINALLY. FINALLY I SEE IT. Naked eye visible as well but better with phone camera.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
Watching Senate Dems is like wanting to print a document but the printer says it’s impossible without cyan. ITS BLACK INK THE FUCK YOU MEAN
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Watching Senate Dems is like wanting to print a document but the printer says it’s impossible without cyan. ITS BLACK INK THE FUCK YOU MEAN
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Is this a face that says “I forgive you mother for disturbing my slumber”?
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Is this a face that says “I forgive you mother for disturbing my slumber”?
I think Dems were afraid the filibuster might actually get nuked and they’d lose their favorite excuse not to do things.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I think Dems were afraid the filibuster might actually get nuked and they’d lose their favorite excuse not to do things.
“I wouldn’t wish (thing) on my worst enemy”
I would. I would wish the worst things on even my most middling enemies.
I would. I would wish the worst things on even my most middling enemies.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“I wouldn’t wish (thing) on my worst enemy”
I would. I would wish the worst things on even my most middling enemies.
I would. I would wish the worst things on even my most middling enemies.
I wish an enchantress would turn me into furniture the beauty and the beast characters don’t understand how good they had it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I wish an enchantress would turn me into furniture the beauty and the beast characters don’t understand how good they had it.
No it’s fine, just realized I’m older than the mayor of NYC that’s all.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
No it’s fine, just realized I’m older than the mayor of NYC that’s all.
Just looked up results for my hometown - I didn’t see a single Dem on the ballot it was all GOP running against each other. It was mostly things like township supervisor so not “high stakes” but still.
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just looked up results for my hometown - I didn’t see a single Dem on the ballot it was all GOP running against each other. It was mostly things like township supervisor so not “high stakes” but still.
“You found a moment of joy? Here’s why you’re a big dumb idiot”
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“You found a moment of joy? Here’s why you’re a big dumb idiot”
Looks like the Wings game was a snooze? which is what I was doing during it
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Looks like the Wings game was a snooze? which is what I was doing during it
So where are all the War on Christmas posts about tariffs oh that’s right there won’t be any
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So where are all the War on Christmas posts about tariffs oh that’s right there won’t be any
The best part of any work trip has finally arrived - the day I go home 🏡
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The best part of any work trip has finally arrived - the day I go home 🏡
There were a number of local positions on my ballot that didn’t even have Dem candidates :(
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
There were a number of local positions on my ballot that didn’t even have Dem candidates :(
I dream of an America where the politics are boring again. Where I have no idea who any of these people are and it has no impact on my life.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I dream of an America where the politics are boring again. Where I have no idea who any of these people are and it has no impact on my life.