Sara Hates Hockey
@helmerroids.bsky.social
Red Wings. Tigers. Meme Factory CEO. Proud inverter of the Y-axis. TTRPG enjoyer. Abolish ICE.
Javy Baez is smoking weed for the good of the team. Offseason training. You need a cool chill dude if you’re also gonna have Skubal it just makes sense.
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Javy Baez is smoking weed for the good of the team. Offseason training. You need a cool chill dude if you’re also gonna have Skubal it just makes sense.
Best pitcher in the game who draws crowds yeah let’s try not to pay him because we need that money for more parking lots
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Best pitcher in the game who draws crowds yeah let’s try not to pay him because we need that money for more parking lots
[everyone liked that]
Tarik Skubal won his arbitration case against the Tigers. Will earn $32 million next season.
February 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
[everyone liked that]
RUINED THE SHUTOUT
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
RUINED THE SHUTOUT
Puck over glass is a stupid penalty, however…
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Puck over glass is a stupid penalty, however…
I am too sleepy for this nonsense
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I am too sleepy for this nonsense
Imagine if we got 10 SOG
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Imagine if we got 10 SOG
That was a really nice tribute video I forgot I’m watching a hockey game although to be fair the Wings weren’t worth watching that period
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
That was a really nice tribute video I forgot I’m watching a hockey game although to be fair the Wings weren’t worth watching that period
Sure would be nice to have another Tigers World Series victory
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Sure would be nice to have another Tigers World Series victory
Ok DeBrincat do your thing
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Ok DeBrincat do your thing
Marco my son we needed a goal there
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Marco my son we needed a goal there
LARKIN WOULD NEVER
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
LARKIN WOULD NEVER
I brought up the ethics of our company continuing to use X during a call today. I was nervous but was like it’s stupid to be nervous the worst that will happen is you’ll get talked about behind your back as the morality police.
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I brought up the ethics of our company continuing to use X during a call today. I was nervous but was like it’s stupid to be nervous the worst that will happen is you’ll get talked about behind your back as the morality police.
“Yeah I knew what was going on but I didn’t participate” ok congrats you should also be in jail.
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
“Yeah I knew what was going on but I didn’t participate” ok congrats you should also be in jail.
Take two steps forward (hands up!) and shake em all about
Take two step back (hands up!) and jump and shout (hey hey!)
Grab your friends
And take a chance
Everybody
HAMSTER DANCE.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Take two step back (hands up!) and jump and shout (hey hey!)
Grab your friends
And take a chance
Everybody
HAMSTER DANCE.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Take two steps forward (hands up!) and shake em all about
Take two step back (hands up!) and jump and shout (hey hey!)
Grab your friends
And take a chance
Everybody
HAMSTER DANCE.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Take two step back (hands up!) and jump and shout (hey hey!)
Grab your friends
And take a chance
Everybody
HAMSTER DANCE.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I was the youngest person in the waiting room for bloodwork this morning by about 900 years and then in the evening I bought stamps from a befuddled Gen Z cashier.
The Millennial Experience.
The Millennial Experience.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I was the youngest person in the waiting room for bloodwork this morning by about 900 years and then in the evening I bought stamps from a befuddled Gen Z cashier.
The Millennial Experience.
The Millennial Experience.
Gym ✅
It was actually 35 minutes but I forgot to hit play for a few minutes after pausing between elliptical and treadmill.
It was actually 35 minutes but I forgot to hit play for a few minutes after pausing between elliptical and treadmill.
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Gym ✅
It was actually 35 minutes but I forgot to hit play for a few minutes after pausing between elliptical and treadmill.
It was actually 35 minutes but I forgot to hit play for a few minutes after pausing between elliptical and treadmill.