Sara Likes Hockey
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Red Wings 🐙 🏒 and Tigers 🐯 ⚾️ . Meme Factory CEO 🏭 🌈 . Proud inverter of the Y-axis 🎮. TTRPG novice 🎲
FINALLY. FINALLY I SEE IT. Naked eye visible as well but better with phone camera.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
FINALLY. FINALLY I SEE IT. Naked eye visible as well but better with phone camera.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
I have been on the south facing side of a mountain or it was cloudy every damn time. But now I get a glimpse.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Is this a face that says “I forgive you mother for disturbing my slumber”?
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Is this a face that says “I forgive you mother for disturbing my slumber”?
I’ve seen enough.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’ve seen enough.
How it feels to be the only party member with Sending
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
How it feels to be the only party member with Sending
This just fell out of my laundry as I was moving it from the washer to the dryer.
I have never seen it before.
Am I cursed now?
I have never seen it before.
Am I cursed now?
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This just fell out of my laundry as I was moving it from the washer to the dryer.
I have never seen it before.
Am I cursed now?
I have never seen it before.
Am I cursed now?
That’s a wrap on another 31 in 31 horror movie October.
![1. Night Shift (2023): No points for originality. "I run a clean, ghost free establishment."
2. Get Away (2024): That's what happens when you let the English in.
"Your waffles looked dry as fuck."
3. Blood Vessel (2020): This is basically a D&D oneshot. "We blow up ship."
4. Sleep (2023): South Korean movies are always better. Less is more when it's well done. "Ghosts are like people, they're pathetic."
5. The Hills Have Eyes (1977): One of the classics I had never actually watched.
"You always try to stop trespassers by hanging yourself?"
6. End of Days (1999): Arnold vs. Satan in 1999 NYC what more could you ask for? "Sometimes you're borderline competent."
7. It Feeds (2025): Different definitions of mind your own business. "Starve."
8. The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024): Pretty normal old folks home tbh. "All anyone remembers is a giant pink dildo."
9. In A Violent Nature (2024): Boring.
[loud footsteps crunching]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e3vxabntcpydh3smjdiofqh7/bafkreiddoyvdccg5gw6xwlhtnsodduntg2imttzdtzrmws7kmmhbdk4hhq@jpeg)
![10. Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994):
"He killed them boys with the Red Wings." Sadly, it was not about the hockey team.
11. Trucks (1998): Nowadays we would just see this as an average experience with Tesla. "He doesn't need watching over all day this isn't Detroit"
12. Open Graves (2009): Not a strong entry in the killer board game genre.
"[crab noises]"
13. Werewolves (2024): Only thing with more holes than the plot is the werewolf that got hit with the minigun. "I will shoot you in your face."
14. Cinderella's Curse (2024): Cinderella meets Carrie with a dash of Hellraiser.
"I wish for revenge."
15. The Cult of Humpty Dumpty (2022):
This movie needs a RiffTrax so badly.
"The more you shit, the more you eat."
16. The Call (2020): Jigsaw always wants to play games, except this time there's no puppet. "As much as you hate me, I hate you more."
17. Rumpelstiltskin (2025): New dumb job that buys a fancy house just dropped.
"My husband is not some imp."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e3vxabntcpydh3smjdiofqh7/bafkreicj4ko7igxnmu3sytr2icdht3yah4a422qetp3rjucsb6nketmr3u@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That’s a wrap on another 31 in 31 horror movie October.
CAT CLAWS BACK
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
CAT CLAWS BACK