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national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nyc
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dorinda medley from real housewives of new york saying “say it, forget it. write it, regret it”
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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made myself a lunch burger so good i had a second one right after
a beef burger with melted fresh mozzarella, tomato, arugula, and black garlic toum. a take on the bet it all on black garlic burger (aka the stupid black garlic burger) from the bob’s burgers cookbook
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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All Out For Dr. Nut
a circa 2022 selfie of me in a grown-out flat top and square brown tortoiseshell glasses. behind me is a framed advertisement for dr. nut soda, with a creepy beach baby holding hands with a squirrel. the ad says “all out for dr. nut, it’s delicious.” like the soda, the restaurant this photo is from ain’t dere no more
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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“but bobby we don’t dunk on randoms anymore, bluesky is better than that”
kourtney kardashian saying “kim, there’s a pedophile dictator in the white house”
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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roger from american dad smoking a cigarette, listening to a record, and staring at the sunset through an open window
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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marge simpson “i just think they’re neat” meme but she’s holding a gray-black le creuset cassadou. it’s like a short dutch oven with a long handle
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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roses are red
the fascists are villains
DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN. — a tweet from the homeland security department
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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i love harlem
a corner bodega called “n3xtflix & grill” with an awning sign in the netflix font. the logo is a red tv that says “n3xtflix” with a charcoal grill under it
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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ada forte, the gilded age, season 3 episode 6:
"All of the f--ing psychics that we have met with, and that we're obsessed with, are all f--ing full of s---" Kardashian can be heard telling someone on the phone as she gets her hair and makeup done for the soirée.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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i’m a big fan of the brass chicken, but i think it was limited edition because resellers ask for hundreds of dollars(!)
a small brass chicken in staub retail packaging. despite the name it looks golden
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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alec baldwin on 30 rock as “el generalissimo,” a telenovela villain in military dress and a pencil-thin mustache
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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“foreskin for america” in the orange and blue font/color scheme of zohran mamdani’s 2025 mayoral campaign
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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alec baldwin as jack donaghy saying “i’m a tall man, and it’s proportional to my frame”
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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mike johnson:
photoshopped meme of a woman giving a powerpoint presentation that says “i am a nazi bitch with terrible taste, i will never change, i will never improve, that is a promise!!”
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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unsurprisingly the original soviet image is much better
a 60s era soviet propaganda poster with a cosmonaut in red holding a giant hammer and sickle over his head. he’s standing in front of a globe, with four red stars soaring over it, representing the soviet union’s satellite launches to that date. there’s also some russian text i can’t read
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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this is today’s new york post, yes because they are big mad, but also because they know mamdani voters will buy it just for the cover
a new york post cover that says “the red apple: on your marx, get set, zo! socialist mamdani wins race for mayor.” mamdani’s face is photoshopped over soviet propaganda of a cosmonaut holding a red hammer and sickle over their head, with manhattan in the background
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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it’s hilarious that as cuomo tries to duck and dodge his trump endorsement, here comes the new york post on election day with TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO
a new york post cover with text “trump to new york: keep the commie out! prez tells sliwa voters to back cuomo, save city | editorial: hold your nose, vote cuo”
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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saw this old video of cuomo attacking a reporter who made fun of his truck and couldn’t believe how much he sounds like donald trump. the fragility, the bored entitlement, the pettiness. it’s uncanny
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social i love when rich new yorkers are like "tax me too much and ill leave." no they won't. new yorkers are obsessed with new york, especially wealthy new yorkers. where else can they feel like the emperor in his glittering imperial core? indianapolis? be serious
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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finally saw jenna in the theater on broad way. well, not jenna, but her friend jane krakowski actually
a playbill for “oh, mary!” with a commemorative spill proof “oh, mary!” plastic tumbler, in the theater
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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when i say 30 rock is unusually dense with jokes i mean stuff like liz lemon’s riverside drive apartment also being on west 88th street, and across 88th from the childhood home of robert oppenheimer
a google maps screenshot of riverside drive and west 88th street in manhattan. one building is marked “liz lemon’s apartment” and directly across west 88th is another one marked “robert oppenheimer’s home”
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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zohran mamdani:
bob belcher telling a deli worker “no, maybe — wait, i’m straight. i mean, i’m mostly straight. i should just — sorry. i got to cook this. also i’m married, but if i wasn’t… who am i kidding? you’re out of my league. it would never work”
October 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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i mean come on
kristen olson in high potential, with long blonde hair, a purple skirt, and a big blue faux fur coat while kneeling over a crime scene in blue latex gloves
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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they call it “the epstein ballroom”
ice-t as sergeant tutola on law & order: special victims unit. he’s sitting on his desk because he’s cool
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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this shit is 100% gonna collapse www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
A White House official told NBC News the "entirety" of the East Wing would eventually be "modernized and rebuilt" while acknowledging the process is fluid. "The scope and the size of the ballroom project have always been subject to vary as the process develops," the official told NBC News.
October 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM