eben (gregarity mode)
@automax.bsky.social
hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
Much like Kurt Vonnegut, my little sister is dead, and died too young.
Hi ho!
Much like Kurt Vonnegut, my little sister is dead, and died too young.
Hi ho!
Pinned
(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
RUBIN: When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up on protein.
CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!
CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!
Technics SL-1200 ad, 1975.
The record player that changed music.
The record player that changed music.
September 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
RUBIN: When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up on protein.
CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!
CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!
if i need to cry i just watch/listen to this, because it reminds me of my sister, of going on road trips with my sister, thrifting with my sister, moving back in together with my sister, of the kind of world my sister had a way of suggesting, promoting even
youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...
youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...
1-800 GIRLS - Just Cause
YouTube video by 1-800 GIRLS
youtu.be
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if i need to cry i just watch/listen to this, because it reminds me of my sister, of going on road trips with my sister, thrifting with my sister, moving back in together with my sister, of the kind of world my sister had a way of suggesting, promoting even
youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...
youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...
Oh, you guys… you want to see my brain? Ah, yeah okay... I suppose that’s cool
September 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh, you guys… you want to see my brain? Ah, yeah okay... I suppose that’s cool
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CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
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dudes rock dudes paper dudes scissors
September 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
dudes rock dudes paper dudes scissors
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Happy 34th to Nirvana's Nevermind. Really dig this floating baby-in-a-bottle promo merch from DGC.
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Happy 34th to Nirvana's Nevermind. Really dig this floating baby-in-a-bottle promo merch from DGC.
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A feed of all the Chotiner memes!
September 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A feed of all the Chotiner memes!
CHOTINER: Hey, were you gonna eat the rest of that?
ME: Yeah.
CHOTINER: No doubt, no doubt...
ME: Yeah.
CHOTINER: No doubt, no doubt...
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
CHOTINER: Hey, were you gonna eat the rest of that?
ME: Yeah.
CHOTINER: No doubt, no doubt...
ME: Yeah.
CHOTINER: No doubt, no doubt...
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CHOTINER: what’s up
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
September 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
CHOTINER: what’s up
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
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prefacing every sentence with “fuckin” & concluding with “,bro”
September 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
prefacing every sentence with “fuckin” & concluding with “,bro”
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Diesel and DJ Harvey "East"
YouTube video by HeavenlyHouse
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Niagara Falls Canada, TOOT-TOOT! This boy is back in town
youtu.be/NXOrak1nhQo
youtu.be/NXOrak1nhQo
Phil Lynott Old Town HQ Music Video SD, 480p
YouTube video by ThinLizzyLegend
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Niagara Falls Canada, TOOT-TOOT! This boy is back in town
youtu.be/NXOrak1nhQo
youtu.be/NXOrak1nhQo
I can see the mighty Niagara Escarpment from the train… I’m headed home
youtu.be/UEU9qbgY3iE
youtu.be/UEU9qbgY3iE
The Sexual Loneliness of Jesus Christ
YouTube video by Jackie Leven - Topic
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can see the mighty Niagara Escarpment from the train… I’m headed home
youtu.be/UEU9qbgY3iE
youtu.be/UEU9qbgY3iE
whatre u guys doin today?
did you consider that it could be improved by going slower?
think about it
youtu.be/X6eRGhMYr90?...
did you consider that it could be improved by going slower?
think about it
youtu.be/X6eRGhMYr90?...
Roy of the Ravers - Emotinium (slow) reup for the teub
YouTube video by Harry Plinkett
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
whatre u guys doin today?
did you consider that it could be improved by going slower?
think about it
youtu.be/X6eRGhMYr90?...
did you consider that it could be improved by going slower?
think about it
youtu.be/X6eRGhMYr90?...
Diesel and DJ Harvey "East"
YouTube video by HeavenlyHouse
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
get yr punk-ass back to the dog-show
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
get yr punk-ass back to the dog-show
Sister Suzy, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil, and Don
Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk
Open the door, let 'em in, oh yeah
Martin Luther, Phil, and Don
Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk
Open the door, let 'em in, oh yeah
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sister Suzy, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil, and Don
Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk
Open the door, let 'em in, oh yeah
Martin Luther, Phil, and Don
Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk
Open the door, let 'em in, oh yeah
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My upcoming trip is now about 1 week away! This isn't superfluous; I'm on carer duty for my disabled partner. Some more sales and tips would help us a lot with mainly groceries.
#DisabilityCrowdfund #TransCrowdfund #MutualAid #MAV #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕
#DisabilityCrowdfund #TransCrowdfund #MutualAid #MAV #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕
Made some good progress! About halfway to my goal for the month now. Would like to make more sales to make up the difference, but I still need some #MutualAid to close the gap.
C: $FallonBinns
V: fallon-binns
ko-fi.com/crippledcomm...
#MAV #TransCrowdfund #DisabilityCrowdfund #HelpSky 💸💕
C: $FallonBinns
V: fallon-binns
ko-fi.com/crippledcomm...
#MAV #TransCrowdfund #DisabilityCrowdfund #HelpSky 💸💕
September 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My upcoming trip is now about 1 week away! This isn't superfluous; I'm on carer duty for my disabled partner. Some more sales and tips would help us a lot with mainly groceries.
#DisabilityCrowdfund #TransCrowdfund #MutualAid #MAV #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕
#DisabilityCrowdfund #TransCrowdfund #MutualAid #MAV #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕
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tfw the ants you were licking off the sidewalk turn out to be too spicy. who can’t relate
September 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
tfw the ants you were licking off the sidewalk turn out to be too spicy. who can’t relate
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I love this train post toot toot
September 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I love this train post toot toot