eben (0% beer drinker)
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hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
Pinned
(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
in the enclave of good vibrations, enclave of good vibrations,
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
February 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
in the enclave of good vibrations, enclave of good vibrations,
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
(to my pinky toenail): Look, can’t we just start over?
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
(to my pinky toenail): Look, can’t we just start over?
can’t wait to vote out the shadowy supranational cabal of evil in my next local by-election…
UK government aids police probe into Mandelson's Epstein leaks
Prime Minister Keir Starmer's government has handed material to the police to investigate whether Peter Mandelson, Britain's former U.S. ambassador, leaked market-sensitive information to Jeffrey Epst...
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
can’t wait to vote out the shadowy supranational cabal of evil in my next local by-election…
sequel to ‘Everybody Poops’ about foot smegma
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
sequel to ‘Everybody Poops’ about foot smegma
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This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
“Leftist spaces are toxic and prone to self-destructive infighting”
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
February 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“Leftist spaces are toxic and prone to self-destructive infighting”
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
gleaming the pube
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
gleaming the pube
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I spoke with several VA staffers, most in Minneapolis, who say they've heard almost nothing from VA leadership after Alex Pretti was killed. They report low morale, blocked memorials and a feeling that the VA is downplaying it. New from me @taskandpurpose.com taskandpurpose.com/news/veteran...
Veterans Affairs personnel say ‘silence is deafening’ from leaders after Alex Pretti’s death
Several VA employees report silence and slow responses from national leadership after Pretti was killed last month.
taskandpurpose.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I spoke with several VA staffers, most in Minneapolis, who say they've heard almost nothing from VA leadership after Alex Pretti was killed. They report low morale, blocked memorials and a feeling that the VA is downplaying it. New from me @taskandpurpose.com taskandpurpose.com/news/veteran...
re Sam Neil‘s fucked up skin in the Jurassic Park rerelease
If you look at the difference in portraiture between the Roman republic & Empire it’s clear that the aesthetic changes from realism to idealism
From life to an unattainable beauty
This is what authoritarian art does
(See Nazi art) under the guise of being aspirational it is punitively diminishing1/2
From life to an unattainable beauty
This is what authoritarian art does
(See Nazi art) under the guise of being aspirational it is punitively diminishing1/2
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
re Sam Neil‘s fucked up skin in the Jurassic Park rerelease
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February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis
“drone swarm”
huh.
sounds like a weapon a *commie* would use…
huh.
sounds like a weapon a *commie* would use…
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
“drone swarm”
huh.
sounds like a weapon a *commie* would use…
huh.
sounds like a weapon a *commie* would use…
can’t imagine this has to do with the biolabs that were modifying human sperm cells… (THAT’S A BIG NO-NO)
…to create an infectious bioweapon…
…that would act as a “female viagra”…
I AM NOT KIDDING RN
…to create an infectious bioweapon…
…that would act as a “female viagra”…
I AM NOT KIDDING RN
A Paris cybercrime unit has raided the French offices of Elon Musk's X www.cnn.com/2026/02/03/b...
Musk’s social media platform X raided by Paris prosecutor | CNN Business
A search was being carried out at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of an investigation opened in January 2025, the Paris prosecutor’s office said Tuesday.
www.cnn.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
can’t imagine this has to do with the biolabs that were modifying human sperm cells… (THAT’S A BIG NO-NO)
…to create an infectious bioweapon…
…that would act as a “female viagra”…
I AM NOT KIDDING RN
…to create an infectious bioweapon…
…that would act as a “female viagra”…
I AM NOT KIDDING RN
I’m really unsure that it is fascism if you have to go on TV and try to change hearts and minds about extrajudicial mass deportations…
It’s like they think fascism is a ‘happening’ they have to try to solicit from the crowd…
It’s… sad?
It’s like they think fascism is a ‘happening’ they have to try to solicit from the crowd…
It’s… sad?
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I’m really unsure that it is fascism if you have to go on TV and try to change hearts and minds about extrajudicial mass deportations…
It’s like they think fascism is a ‘happening’ they have to try to solicit from the crowd…
It’s… sad?
It’s like they think fascism is a ‘happening’ they have to try to solicit from the crowd…
It’s… sad?
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i fly like paper get high like even more paper
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
i fly like paper get high like even more paper
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December 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I watch porn to see if they really love each other
I only watch porn to see what this world is cumming to
i only watch porn for the relationship advice
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I watch porn to see if they really love each other
man, look at this shit.
Urgent 🚨
Wajih’s clothes are torn, and we can’t afford new ones 😭 Our tent has collapsed, and we are homeless. I urgently need $500 to survive. Please don’t forget us
Link support🙏
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Wajih’s clothes are torn, and we can’t afford new ones 😭 Our tent has collapsed, and we are homeless. I urgently need $500 to survive. Please don’t forget us
Link support🙏
chuffed.org/project/ahme...
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
man, look at this shit.
Jeffrey Epstein planning the war in Ukraine with NATO officials, c. 2014
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Jeffrey Epstein planning the war in Ukraine with NATO officials, c. 2014
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do not seek the treasure bro
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 AM
do not seek the treasure bro
everyone who is upset at- or even invested in the question/‘problem’ of- the dumpster fires in Minneapolis 100% LOVED it when they heard it was happening in Hong Kong
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
everyone who is upset at- or even invested in the question/‘problem’ of- the dumpster fires in Minneapolis 100% LOVED it when they heard it was happening in Hong Kong
“Remember a few years ago- before all this unpleasant ICE stuff- when I trusted the authorities? I miss being a dumbass…”
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
“Remember a few years ago- before all this unpleasant ICE stuff- when I trusted the authorities? I miss being a dumbass…”
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Tear gas is banned in international warfare, yet classified as a “riot control agent” that law enforcement can use for crowd control.
“It just doesn’t work well, and it hits the weakest people the most, and causes the most complications in them,” an anesthesiology professor at Duke University said.
“It just doesn’t work well, and it hits the weakest people the most, and causes the most complications in them,” an anesthesiology professor at Duke University said.
Tear Gas Is Way More Dangerous Than Police Let On
In the middle of a respiratory pandemic, law enforcement agencies have used tear gas in especially dangerous ways. The chemical agent also seeps into homes, contaminates food, furniture, skin and surf...
www.propublica.org
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Tear gas is banned in international warfare, yet classified as a “riot control agent” that law enforcement can use for crowd control.
“It just doesn’t work well, and it hits the weakest people the most, and causes the most complications in them,” an anesthesiology professor at Duke University said.
“It just doesn’t work well, and it hits the weakest people the most, and causes the most complications in them,” an anesthesiology professor at Duke University said.
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Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
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here it looks like this
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
here it looks like this