eben (0% beer drinker)
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hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
Pinned
(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
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Just wait until they find out the Feds will sacrifice them & that qualified immunity by calling them contractors not employees
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just wait until they find out the Feds will sacrifice them & that qualified immunity by calling them contractors not employees
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wow that's a really great song i love it i'm gonna listen to it so many times that i throw up if it ever comes on again
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
wow that's a really great song i love it i'm gonna listen to it so many times that i throw up if it ever comes on again
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please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
do you guys ever keep your socks turned inside-out for the wash cycle but turn them right-side-out for the dry cycle? or am i the only one
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
do you guys ever keep your socks turned inside-out for the wash cycle but turn them right-side-out for the dry cycle? or am i the only one
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Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer looks very bad
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer looks very bad
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A partially destroyed school surrounded by rubble in Beit Hanoun. February 1, 2024. (Photo by Jonathan Whittall.)
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
A partially destroyed school surrounded by rubble in Beit Hanoun. February 1, 2024. (Photo by Jonathan Whittall.)
Epstein? The guy with the Ukrainian biolabs? What about him
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Epstein? The guy with the Ukrainian biolabs? What about him
this is literally the essence of what every liberal thinks ‘leftism’ is, and is why even if you trust them to be of use to your organization, they will ultimately endanger yours
Without any exaggeration, this kind of insane, violent paranoia will destroy everything you’ve built. Turning on each other like dogs because someone has a camera on in public during an event that is very literally the center of world press attention. It’s diseased.
i think "the antifa types" want you to stay outside and stop posting about how the protesters are basically the same as ICE when they ask you to stop filming their face
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
this is literally the essence of what every liberal thinks ‘leftism’ is, and is why even if you trust them to be of use to your organization, they will ultimately endanger yours
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January 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
my read on this post/art is that it is to shore up (plummeting) morale among the core, not strengthen recruiting efforts
i think the ‘recruiting’ phase is pooched
i think the ‘recruiting’ phase is pooched
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
my read on this post/art is that it is to shore up (plummeting) morale among the core, not strengthen recruiting efforts
i think the ‘recruiting’ phase is pooched
i think the ‘recruiting’ phase is pooched
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The Epstein Files ought to comprise the easiest political case against the billionaire class ever conceived. Any politician who supports policies favouring the ultra-wealthy should never be able to escape this association.
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The Epstein Files ought to comprise the easiest political case against the billionaire class ever conceived. Any politician who supports policies favouring the ultra-wealthy should never be able to escape this association.
everyone needs to listen to the most recent episode of ‘Why Theory’
if i could duct tape you to a chair and make you, i would, but i can’t.
so i hope you’ll do it yourself
if i could duct tape you to a chair and make you, i would, but i can’t.
so i hope you’ll do it yourself
Why Theory
With Todd McGowan, 213 episodes, 4 ratings & reviews. Why Theory brings continental philosophy and psychoanalytic theory together to examine cultural phenomena.
www.podchaser.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
everyone needs to listen to the most recent episode of ‘Why Theory’
if i could duct tape you to a chair and make you, i would, but i can’t.
so i hope you’ll do it yourself
if i could duct tape you to a chair and make you, i would, but i can’t.
so i hope you’ll do it yourself
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*mouth full of powder* if it's good for babies it's good for me
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
*mouth full of powder* if it's good for babies it's good for me
Gen X “childhood terror of nuclear annihilation” does not need “reviving” it needs to be understood as the ‘fallout’ from the better, more rarefied kind that it was inherited from (ie boomer parents)
Just read PKD. That‘s all anybody has ever needed to do
Just read PKD. That‘s all anybody has ever needed to do
We need to have a communal viewing of The Day After. Gen X childhood terror of nuclear annihilation must be revived.
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Gen X “childhood terror of nuclear annihilation” does not need “reviving” it needs to be understood as the ‘fallout’ from the better, more rarefied kind that it was inherited from (ie boomer parents)
Just read PKD. That‘s all anybody has ever needed to do
Just read PKD. That‘s all anybody has ever needed to do
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This motherfucker is much too comfortable.
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This motherfucker is much too comfortable.
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And Tiny Tim, who was NOT in the Epstein files,
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
And Tiny Tim, who was NOT in the Epstein files,
(humblebraggging): “I’m on twice that dosage”
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
(humblebraggging): “I’m on twice that dosage”
we never got square coffee cups…
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
we never got square coffee cups…
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CHOTINER: how's about i compare you to leni riefenstahl
GUY: ok idc
GUY: ok idc
Hollywood guys are so used to being fawned over, he clearly had no idea what a Chotinering was.
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
CHOTINER: how's about i compare you to leni riefenstahl
GUY: ok idc
GUY: ok idc
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Graham Cracker’s Dracula
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Graham Cracker’s Dracula
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I’m withholding my judgment of the Melania movie until it gets a DVD release & I will be basing my opinion entirely on whether or not the DVD menu is interactive enough
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’m withholding my judgment of the Melania movie until it gets a DVD release & I will be basing my opinion entirely on whether or not the DVD menu is interactive enough