eben (0% beer drinker)
@automax.bsky.social
hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
Pinned
(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
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Graham Cracker’s Dracula
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Graham Cracker’s Dracula
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I’m withholding my judgment of the Melania movie until it gets a DVD release & I will be basing my opinion entirely on whether or not the DVD menu is interactive enough
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’m withholding my judgment of the Melania movie until it gets a DVD release & I will be basing my opinion entirely on whether or not the DVD menu is interactive enough
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going over the audio to determine if trump audably pooped his pants on camera
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
going over the audio to determine if trump audably pooped his pants on camera
this is just a trump tower from the 1920s
looks like shit
looks like shit
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
this is just a trump tower from the 1920s
looks like shit
looks like shit
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When I am Queen, I will ban these wrap ads from buses and trains. You pay the fare, you should get to see out the damn window.
A stipulation of the NITA Act should've been to ban ad wraps which cover windows. Combine this with winter grime and it's impossible to see out of this bus.
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
When I am Queen, I will ban these wrap ads from buses and trains. You pay the fare, you should get to see out the damn window.
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(discreetly to the stewardess): i can’t be around british accents…
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
(discreetly to the stewardess): i can’t be around british accents…
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Watching the light change as the mid-winter days slowly start to lengthen.
Tisha Mark ©2026, Watching the Light No. 2601, oil on gessobord, 5"x5"
Original is available (ships when dry, approx 2-3 weeks):
tishamark.com/product/watc...
#art #painting #TraditionalArt #SciArt #bsnm #BlueSkyArt
Tisha Mark ©2026, Watching the Light No. 2601, oil on gessobord, 5"x5"
Original is available (ships when dry, approx 2-3 weeks):
tishamark.com/product/watc...
#art #painting #TraditionalArt #SciArt #bsnm #BlueSkyArt
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Watching the light change as the mid-winter days slowly start to lengthen.
Tisha Mark ©2026, Watching the Light No. 2601, oil on gessobord, 5"x5"
Original is available (ships when dry, approx 2-3 weeks):
tishamark.com/product/watc...
#art #painting #TraditionalArt #SciArt #bsnm #BlueSkyArt
Tisha Mark ©2026, Watching the Light No. 2601, oil on gessobord, 5"x5"
Original is available (ships when dry, approx 2-3 weeks):
tishamark.com/product/watc...
#art #painting #TraditionalArt #SciArt #bsnm #BlueSkyArt
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showed my wife some of my posts and she said she liked them
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
showed my wife some of my posts and she said she liked them
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Minneapolis, MN -
Local bookstore Subtext Books organized a poetry reading, which included readings of the works of Renee Good.
Local bookstore Subtext Books organized a poetry reading, which included readings of the works of Renee Good.
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Minneapolis, MN -
Local bookstore Subtext Books organized a poetry reading, which included readings of the works of Renee Good.
Local bookstore Subtext Books organized a poetry reading, which included readings of the works of Renee Good.
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i highly recommend reading the dropsite news coverage of him, it does a much better job of digging up the whole picture of Epstein beyond the "wow this email said this! and this person's name was in it!' stuff that most news media and social media chatter is fixated on
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i highly recommend reading the dropsite news coverage of him, it does a much better job of digging up the whole picture of Epstein beyond the "wow this email said this! and this person's name was in it!' stuff that most news media and social media chatter is fixated on
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The war of extermination is not over.
Ahmed struggles daily to protect his family amidst hunger, fear, and insecurity.
Your donation is not just support; it's a lifeline that strengthens their resilience and gives them a chance to survive.
Donation link ⬇️🫂🇵🇸
chuffed.org/project/157281
Ahmed struggles daily to protect his family amidst hunger, fear, and insecurity.
Your donation is not just support; it's a lifeline that strengthens their resilience and gives them a chance to survive.
Donation link ⬇️🫂🇵🇸
chuffed.org/project/157281
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The war of extermination is not over.
Ahmed struggles daily to protect his family amidst hunger, fear, and insecurity.
Your donation is not just support; it's a lifeline that strengthens their resilience and gives them a chance to survive.
Donation link ⬇️🫂🇵🇸
chuffed.org/project/157281
Ahmed struggles daily to protect his family amidst hunger, fear, and insecurity.
Your donation is not just support; it's a lifeline that strengthens their resilience and gives them a chance to survive.
Donation link ⬇️🫂🇵🇸
chuffed.org/project/157281
the ancient chinese military tactic of shitting your pants
February 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
the ancient chinese military tactic of shitting your pants
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Video of his remarks where he says, verbatim, that one of his jobs as leader is to funnel more aid to Israel
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Video of his remarks where he says, verbatim, that one of his jobs as leader is to funnel more aid to Israel
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
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Super wild to have built an entire secret police based on the propagandist & patently false idea that we have to get all these Latinos outta here because they’re killing & terrorizing white people only for this to be the outcome
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Super wild to have built an entire secret police based on the propagandist & patently false idea that we have to get all these Latinos outta here because they’re killing & terrorizing white people only for this to be the outcome
“team leaders” should be able to skip songs
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
“team leaders” should be able to skip songs
lol
NEWS: An Abu Dhabi royal backed a secret $500 million investment in Trump’s crypto company, World Financial.
This was four days before the inauguration, per WSJ.
Months later, the United Arab Emirates won access to tightly guarded American AI chips.
This was four days before the inauguration, per WSJ.
Months later, the United Arab Emirates won access to tightly guarded American AI chips.
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
lol
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when you’re exhausted and a 5-year-old wants to show you his new monster trucks
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
when you’re exhausted and a 5-year-old wants to show you his new monster trucks
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he was quoted as saying: "there's pictures of me all over the internet. like what you see? there's a lot more where that came from. who's jacking off to this? it's not me. maybe it's you. maybe it's your family"
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
he was quoted as saying: "there's pictures of me all over the internet. like what you see? there's a lot more where that came from. who's jacking off to this? it's not me. maybe it's you. maybe it's your family"
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you need more than money when operating paramilitia. you need latent homesensualty
February 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
you need more than money when operating paramilitia. you need latent homesensualty
this is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
this is who runs this account
damn that must suck
it is impossible to explain the finances of the ai business in casual conversation because a bunch of folk wisdom like "subscriptions are all loss leaders" is complete nonsense that is only ever believed because people who don't know anything won't stop saying it
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
damn that must suck
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