eben (0% beer drinker)
@automax.bsky.social
hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
Pinned
(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
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people will be like "the man, the myth, the legend" and the whole time it's just some guy
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
people will be like "the man, the myth, the legend" and the whole time it's just some guy
invented an even newer word: neologism
invented a new word: plagiarism
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
invented an even newer word: neologism
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
getting Seima-Turbino-pilled atm
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
getting Seima-Turbino-pilled atm
I’m all about raising consciousness
its a huge dealio
its a huge dealio
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m all about raising consciousness
its a huge dealio
its a huge dealio
antisemitic slur for bad weed
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
antisemitic slur for bad weed
first date idea: I do arithmetic on a calculator
February 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
first date idea: I do arithmetic on a calculator
no ejecta… that’s ok Sun- i got your back
Another gorgeous X-class solar flare from the Sun earlier today. Like the other strong flares from this region, the flare did not produce any significant ejecta – meaning that nothing is en route to Earth.
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
no ejecta… that’s ok Sun- i got your back
drainage-basin visualization porn
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
drainage-basin visualization porn
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Media coverage of Gaza has plummeted. So today on @thenation.com, we're doing something pretty special: we're only running pieces by people in and from Gaza.
We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...
We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...
A Day for Gaza
Today, The Nation is turning over its website exclusively to stories from Gaza and its people. This is why.
www.thenation.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Media coverage of Gaza has plummeted. So today on @thenation.com, we're doing something pretty special: we're only running pieces by people in and from Gaza.
We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...
We're calling it "A Day for Gaza." You can find links to all of the incredible pieces here. Please read! www.thenation.com/article/worl...
letting your mentally-unwell friend bait the fascist paramilitary so you can *post through it* in peace
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is_this_socialism_to_a_liberal?_butterfly_meme.jpg
Please let Stancil back into the Signal chats so he can spend his time annoying ICE and not posting.
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
letting your mentally-unwell friend bait the fascist paramilitary so you can *post through it* in peace
is_this_socialism_to_a_liberal?_butterfly_meme.jpg
is_this_socialism_to_a_liberal?_butterfly_meme.jpg
aka ‘Rentier Capitalism’
the kind that doesn’t “innovate” bc it never had to
the kind that doesn’t “innovate” bc it never had to
The main business model of Silicon Valley from Uber to AirBnB to Spotify is: skim profit off others' goods and labor. Often in ways that are exploitative of individuals or destructive of larger forces (as with Amazon and the retail that kept people heading out in public).
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
aka ‘Rentier Capitalism’
the kind that doesn’t “innovate” bc it never had to
the kind that doesn’t “innovate” bc it never had to
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forest gump is the worst movie of all time
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
forest gump is the worst movie of all time
In a drawer of silverware, i’m the old, slender, tri-sided carbon steel file you once took from your grampa’s garden shed (after he died) that‘s now the perfect tool for overriding the safety on the food-processor ever since that stupid little plastic bit broke off…
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the fast food straw that was thrown in there two decades ago and never used and now the wrapping has mostly disintegrated.
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the seafood fork you never quite knew what to do with since you have a shellfish allergy
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
In a drawer of silverware, i’m the old, slender, tri-sided carbon steel file you once took from your grampa’s garden shed (after he died) that‘s now the perfect tool for overriding the safety on the food-processor ever since that stupid little plastic bit broke off…
i just read ’The Communist Manifesto’…
…w ur mom
…w ur mom
February 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i just read ’The Communist Manifesto’…
…w ur mom
…w ur mom
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Sam Coates on Sky talking about Mandelson being right by Sir Keir’s side all the way and all the main figures in this government dipping their hands in blood with Peter. Interested to hear more about what that refers to, given the lads were all adamant that Mandelson had no formal role.
February 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Sam Coates on Sky talking about Mandelson being right by Sir Keir’s side all the way and all the main figures in this government dipping their hands in blood with Peter. Interested to hear more about what that refers to, given the lads were all adamant that Mandelson had no formal role.
now i’m a memecoin
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
now i’m a memecoin
in the enclave of good vibrations, enclave of good vibrations,
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
February 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
in the enclave of good vibrations, enclave of good vibrations,
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
ah-ahhhh-ahhhha-enclave…
(to my pinky toenail): Look, can’t we just start over?
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
(to my pinky toenail): Look, can’t we just start over?
can’t wait to vote out the shadowy supranational cabal of evil in my next local by-election…
UK government aids police probe into Mandelson's Epstein leaks
Prime Minister Keir Starmer's government has handed material to the police to investigate whether Peter Mandelson, Britain's former U.S. ambassador, leaked market-sensitive information to Jeffrey Epst...
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
can’t wait to vote out the shadowy supranational cabal of evil in my next local by-election…
sequel to ‘Everybody Poops’ about foot smegma
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
sequel to ‘Everybody Poops’ about foot smegma
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This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
“Leftist spaces are toxic and prone to self-destructive infighting”
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
February 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“Leftist spaces are toxic and prone to self-destructive infighting”
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
- guy who called the cops on his neighbors for getting kicked out of the groupchat for being a narc
gleaming the pube
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
gleaming the pube