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eben (gregarity mode)
@automax.bsky.social
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hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things

Much like Kurt Vonnegut, my little sister is dead, and died too young.

Hi ho!
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Here ya go; go nuts
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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i got news for you sad little orphans:
September 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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chatgpt rendering of the Rock’s face, looking sorta clownish
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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W.G. Sebald’s set isn’t really a trilogy, but it is a set of three…

www.ndbooks.com/book/sebald-...
WG Sebald’s ‘Vertigo’ ‘The Emigrants’ and ‘The Rings of Saturn’ set from New Directions Press
September 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age:

41
it me (sticking out my tongue to show the bite marks on it)
September 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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(embracing you and crying) I KNOWWWWWWWW!!
michael clarke duncan as john coffey in ‘the green mile’ (1999) in a cell-like room, wailing and crying
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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yeah baby that‘s how we created the pretext for the war in syria
barack obama doing a sort of lip-bite smile
September 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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also- i will use this opportunity to demonstrate the PROPER level of toasting for an english muffin:
a couple of PERFECTLY toasted english muffins, on a steel netted circular thing i use to toast things, on account of not having a lot of space in my kitchen so i don’t have a toaster and use my oven. Yeah. I said what I said. {Eben}
September 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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It’s Rambo, shirtless in the rain, from the rear, tying his headband… in the rain
September 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I promised @sprayadhesive.bsky.social a “cloud-busting prayer” for an upcoming Aurora borealis camp trip, and this is what I had in mind:
pic of a 11x17 print from a Risograph with a still from Kate Bush’s ‘Cloudbusting’ music video (where she’s sitting on the machine) and a poem I composed: Sometimes the Revolution Is just stopping what you’re doing and thinking a lot about things Sometimes the Revolution comes out of the blue like a parade waving Sometimes the Revolution just takes a lot of strength like it took to leave a life that would have killed you Sometimes the Revolution comes in Springtime and you will know because there will be signs
September 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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screenshot from my phone showing that I made an outgoing call to her at 8.24pm for 31 minutes
September 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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celery anchovy salad for the last days of summer. One of my all time favourite dishes to put in my mouth and eat

If someone tries to tell you this is ‘Israeli cuisine’… hehe well
pic of a white Buffalo China Restaurantware bowl with some celery ribbons in it, in a dressing you can see it’s wet. Honestly it’s not the most appetizing thing you could look at but
September 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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pic of someone spraying a garden hose into a computer
September 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Yeah everyone really still seemed to need a ‘justification’ for the ongoing genocide in Gaza that has the unqualified support of both major parties in the US this week
quote skeet from jon ben-menachem: “Another takeaway from this week, for the right, is that if lone wolves take out recognizable right-wing figures, it can be quickly reframed and redirected towards their enemies. Inter-Nazi violence basically becomes an engine of retribution to justify pogroms and genocide”
September 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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a young john candy in the SCTV version of ‘goin down the road’, in the drivers’ seat of a convertible wearing a fishermans’ turtleneck sweater under a denim jacket, and gesturing to you to ‘get in’
September 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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a young john candy in the drivers’ seat of a convertible, wearing a maritime sweater and a denim jacket, and gesturing to get in (from SCTV skit riffing on ‘goin down the road’)
September 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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the guy from coldplay, from the video about ‘yellow’
September 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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wazza
my hardcore tat that says, “N/T/T/O” in typical ‘X’ fashion and which stands for: nap time Toronto
September 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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a bunch of mandalorians, caption reads: “THIS IS THE WAY’
September 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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cover of “dangerous minds” film starring michelle pfieffer
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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slavoj zizek putting on (taking off?) sunglasses with the caption: EVERYTHING IS IDEOLOGY
September 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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trump shaking hands w two guys at the same time with an intense look on his face (its the state reps from azerbaijan and armenia)
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM