amberkitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
This game is gonna give me gray hair
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This game is gonna give me gray hair
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Bama, have you thought of getting your kicker short shorts?
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bama, have you thought of getting your kicker short shorts?
Whoever gave me this cold is getting cursed by an etsy witch
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Whoever gave me this cold is getting cursed by an etsy witch
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
Register: we’re gonna text your receipt to the number on file
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Register: we’re gonna text your receipt to the number on file
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
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I’m left entirely to my own devices for most of the day today and someone really should have thought this through
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m left entirely to my own devices for most of the day today and someone really should have thought this through
I’m getting a bonus Halloween tomorrow after the game. My kids’ little cousin has been in the hospital for both his birthday and Halloween and he’s out now so we’re doing a trunk or treat just for him
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m getting a bonus Halloween tomorrow after the game. My kids’ little cousin has been in the hospital for both his birthday and Halloween and he’s out now so we’re doing a trunk or treat just for him
Coworker just walked in and handed me a breakfast burrito. Happy Friday to you too
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Coworker just walked in and handed me a breakfast burrito. Happy Friday to you too
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A series of unfortunate annoyances
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A series of unfortunate annoyances
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It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
Whose turn was it to keep me from making mistakes
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Whose turn was it to keep me from making mistakes
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
My boss left me in charge for the afternoon, everyone go home
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My boss left me in charge for the afternoon, everyone go home
Pretty sure they’re lying to us about sleep. Got 8 hours last night and feel no different than my usual 5-6
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Pretty sure they’re lying to us about sleep. Got 8 hours last night and feel no different than my usual 5-6
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getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
It’s dumb that I had Monday off and it still feels like this should be Friday
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s dumb that I had Monday off and it still feels like this should be Friday
A subtweet will teach them
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A subtweet will teach them
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Hump day? More like when will this week be over day
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hump day? More like when will this week be over day
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... and be generous with the lollipops
- me holding up a bank
- me holding up a bank
November 24, 2024 at 8:46 AM
... and be generous with the lollipops
- me holding up a bank
- me holding up a bank
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I made a lil scarf for the mailbox spider
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I made a lil scarf for the mailbox spider
The levels of fomo I’m having over the northern lights right now are insane
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The levels of fomo I’m having over the northern lights right now are insane
“She said I gave her all nickels but I gave her $4.90 in nickels and a dime, will you tell her she’s wrong”
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“She said I gave her all nickels but I gave her $4.90 in nickels and a dime, will you tell her she’s wrong”
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
Big fan of nice people and soft things. And soft people. Nice things are less important
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Big fan of nice people and soft things. And soft people. Nice things are less important
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae