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@azedand2knots.bsky.social
· Jun 13
Screaming into my phone like it's a banana.
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
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Do men have feelings? Are they called hemotions?
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do men have feelings? Are they called hemotions?
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JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
JFC. Who turned the Batshit Signal on?
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
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during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
during a conversation with my bestie, I had to google how much it will cost to cremate me if I drop dead while on disability, and dudes! it is only like $2300, so we totally are gonna be able to afford this if y’all pitch in.
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
The overnight process failed and we will need to apply the self loathing manually today.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The overnight process failed and we will need to apply the self loathing manually today.
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Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
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My girlfriend said she was preparing for me a fancy feast. I couldn't eat it. I gave it to the cat.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My girlfriend said she was preparing for me a fancy feast. I couldn't eat it. I gave it to the cat.
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
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You can take my breath away, but please give my nose back
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
You can take my breath away, but please give my nose back
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One of the ways to tell that a glass is clean is that it never crosses your mind that there might still be some blood in it
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
One of the ways to tell that a glass is clean is that it never crosses your mind that there might still be some blood in it
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
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Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hahahahahaha
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
Hahaha
Ha haha
Ha
(so alone)
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afraid that if I open my mouth, I may start screaming and never stop
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
afraid that if I open my mouth, I may start screaming and never stop
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if i unclench my butthole my insides might fall out, and other miscellaneous 3AM worries
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
if i unclench my butthole my insides might fall out, and other miscellaneous 3AM worries
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I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.
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how do you verbalize the sensation of simultaneously falling down through an endless abyss & being dragged around behind a startled horse 10 years? because i want to compress whatever sound that makes down into a garbled 1 second digital shriek to play back when people ask how I'm doing
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
how do you verbalize the sensation of simultaneously falling down through an endless abyss & being dragged around behind a startled horse 10 years? because i want to compress whatever sound that makes down into a garbled 1 second digital shriek to play back when people ask how I'm doing
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slipping a thanksgiving ham under my dress and telling people i’m all sweaty bc i’m in labor
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
slipping a thanksgiving ham under my dress and telling people i’m all sweaty bc i’m in labor
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[my grandpa in his 40s] i am so proud of what ive accomplished in my life
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
[my grandpa in his 40s] i am so proud of what ive accomplished in my life
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging
[me in my 40s] oh wow funerals cost a lot i should take up ditch digging