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azedand2knots.bsky.social
chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Horrors and hot dogs.

(she/they)

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azedand2knots.bsky.social
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.
Tanuki, also known as a Japanese raccoon dog. A beautiful raccoon ass looking wild canine against a forest floor backdrop.
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
When the fuck did I go so grey?
Selfie of a fat middle aged white person with short salt and pepper hair and big ol' black glasses.
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
I'm going to tell you right now, don't ever do this to yourself.
My fat white, inner arm from wrist to bicep. Very very bruised.
August 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
My fat white arm. In hospital gown. Elbow dirty and weird.
August 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
Hairless rat in shape of a man, Bryan Johnson, knows your penis age.
March 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
Thought I looked okay for a change yesterday. Are you in love with me yet? Y/N/I don't understand the question.
Middle aged, fat white person, with green eyes, short brown and grey hair, and oversized black glasses.
February 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
Lol-Ha Cenote. A set of steep wooden stairs lead down to a deep blue pool set partially in an a cave. Its rock walls are covered in vines, with the trees through the hole in the top reflecting off the water.
February 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
I mean I guess they're nice.
Mayan pyramid at Chichen Itza against a blue sky with fluffy clouds.
February 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
It's an emoji skull trophy.
January 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
My new glasses were ready! Now I can see and look constipated at the same time!
Middle-aged white person with short dark hair and big black glasses. They are outside standing in front of the entrance to a shopping centre. They look vaguely constipated.
December 31, 2024 at 9:28 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
MY PUPILS ARE DILATED (not a euphemism).
White, middle aged person with short dark hair and big tortoise shell glasses. Their eyebrows are raised and their pupils are very dilated, but one slightly more so than the other.
November 14, 2024 at 6:29 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
Bloody palms, scraped elbows and knees and a lump the size of a Cadbury cream egg on the top of my head, it is what's for dinner
Picture of my knee with bloodied scrapes and peeling skin.
September 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
You may not know it, but I am having fun.
It's me! Fat, middle aged white person with short dark hair, grey at the temples, shoulders up, black shirt with white buttons, raised eyebrow and slightly pursed lips.
April 1, 2024 at 11:34 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
Divine is good, Divine is great.
Colourful mural down a back alleyway, with a mystic eye in an egg on the right and the floating head of Divine, frowning and made up in her look from Pink Flamingos, intense blue eye shadow, red lips and big yellow hair, on the grey door in the centre.
March 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
DOGS LOVE ME (I'm a rotting hunk of salami).
Junie, the black and white dachshund, on the couch, resting again my black clothed leg.
January 26, 2024 at 6:00 AM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
My brother got me a ceramic perogie for Christmas. It might be one of the best things I have ever gotten.
It's a ceramic perogie that says Baba.
December 26, 2023 at 5:55 AM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
For real this is my local IHOP.
Glowing IHOP sign against a blue sky. Underneath, the letterboard says "Keep Christ In Christmas".
December 4, 2023 at 10:33 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
Somebody left a bag of rotting carrots on my building's laundry room free counter in case you are interested.
A bag of rotting carrots on a pale yellow countertop.
November 17, 2023 at 7:40 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
Here's some fucking bird's nest fungi. YOU'RE WELCOME.
November 7, 2023 at 9:12 PM
azedand2knots.bsky.social
WEARING A LOT OF PINK MAKE-UP TODAY BECAUSE MY MIND IS A MUFFIN.
Middle aged white person with dark hair and green eyes, big black hoop earrings and a black turtleneck, wearing a lot of bright pink lipstick and blush.
October 30, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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This is what happens if when you leave me with cats and fully stocked liquor cabinet for the week. Sorry @saltnsurl.bsky.social.
It's a black cat on the stairs, looking somewhere beyond the photographer's shoulder, presumably into the void.
October 20, 2023 at 2:31 AM