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· Feb 10
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
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she could and I know that
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
she could and I know that
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noah smith used to regularly DM me about the fact that his silicon valley venture capitalist buddies were going off the right-wing deep end because they were afraid they would get MeTooed for the fact that promotions for young employees at the startups they were funding were gated by sex
he once DM’d me and a couple of other people to tell us that we were wrong for calling him dumb about lab leak conspiracies and that some people he knew were working on a story that would make it crystal clear and it that was getting ready to drop soon, this was like, 2021, maybe earlier
October 10, 2023 at 5:38 AM
noah smith used to regularly DM me about the fact that his silicon valley venture capitalist buddies were going off the right-wing deep end because they were afraid they would get MeTooed for the fact that promotions for young employees at the startups they were funding were gated by sex
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you can't say anything more about his instincts as a reporter and commentator than the fact that he has avoided making this his beat or even a concern
noah smith used to regularly DM me about the fact that his silicon valley venture capitalist buddies were going off the right-wing deep end because they were afraid they would get MeTooed for the fact that promotions for young employees at the startups they were funding were gated by sex
he once DM’d me and a couple of other people to tell us that we were wrong for calling him dumb about lab leak conspiracies and that some people he knew were working on a story that would make it crystal clear and it that was getting ready to drop soon, this was like, 2021, maybe earlier
October 10, 2023 at 5:11 PM
you can't say anything more about his instincts as a reporter and commentator than the fact that he has avoided making this his beat or even a concern
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let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
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Ground control to major tom. Your wife’s on the phone. She said to stop screwing around in the basement and come upstairs for dinner.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ground control to major tom. Your wife’s on the phone. She said to stop screwing around in the basement and come upstairs for dinner.
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no one cared who I was until I put on the bob baker corduroy dad hat
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
no one cared who I was until I put on the bob baker corduroy dad hat
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
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It’s entirely my fault for watching the bleakest possible shit right before bed.
Anyway, this is very good.
Anyway, this is very good.
Gateway (2021) | Rotten Tomatoes
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November 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It’s entirely my fault for watching the bleakest possible shit right before bed.
Anyway, this is very good.
Anyway, this is very good.
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Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
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International manosphere-addled sex traffickers be like
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
International manosphere-addled sex traffickers be like
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I’m the eldest of millennials but the anthology was huge in my class
#MusicSky
How the Beatles Got Their Hooks Into Gen X and Never Let Go
Young people coming of age in the Fab Four’s shadow rolled their eyes at the band’s boomer bona fides. The “Anthology,” now back after 30 years, changed all that.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/a...
How the Beatles Got Their Hooks Into Gen X and Never Let Go
Young people coming of age in the Fab Four’s shadow rolled their eyes at the band’s boomer bona fides. The “Anthology,” now back after 30 years, changed all that.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/a...
How the Beatles Got Their Hooks Into Gen X and Never Let Go
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’m the eldest of millennials but the anthology was huge in my class
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
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not a girl or a guy but a third more mysterious thing
March 31, 2024 at 5:52 AM
not a girl or a guy but a third more mysterious thing
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"The Most Powerful Man in Wanting Kids to Die"
Fixed it for you
Fixed it for you
NEW: When RFK Jr. first told Trump that Tylenol might cause autism, the president wanted to tweet out a warning. Kennedy told him not to do that. There was nuance, and the drug companies would push back. “I don’t give a shit about that,” Trump responded. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
The Most Powerful Man in Science
Why is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. so convinced he’s right?
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"The Most Powerful Man in Wanting Kids to Die"
Fixed it for you
Fixed it for you
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Man humans are incredible. Right now I could jump off a siz story building and land right on the ground if I wanted. I don't want to die so I won't but I COULD
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Man humans are incredible. Right now I could jump off a siz story building and land right on the ground if I wanted. I don't want to die so I won't but I COULD
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing, Charlie Brown.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing, Charlie Brown.
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Bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also dedicated to quoteskeeting your joke with their same identical joke, which makes ABSOLUTELY no sense
bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also very dedicated to making sure they don’t check the replies to see if 12 other people already made that same joke first
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also dedicated to quoteskeeting your joke with their same identical joke, which makes ABSOLUTELY no sense
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🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Stuff, from The Internet
tylerfromtheinternet.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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back in the day all the cool cats had so many ways to slip some skin
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
back in the day all the cool cats had so many ways to slip some skin
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Sorry about the revenge body (the body I hid in your home that you will never find but will definitely smell).
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sorry about the revenge body (the body I hid in your home that you will never find but will definitely smell).