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it’s too late I’ve ruined it
are they taking volunteers
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this is why I stick with the classics (Fat Guy with Hot Wife)
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
In his defense you did ultimately pay $70,000 for a Kia Sorento
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
me as, well
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I see what I killed a hobo in 1992 you did there
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
just this morning some puréed carrots were diverted to dog’s mouth
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
my friend you just invented renting
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I dont that happened
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
GBA Castlevania was released on June 11, 2001. It probably took you about 3 months to get it so by my estimation your perfect date is… 9/11/2001. Wow dude.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
why does this image have sound
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I always assumed they would sync up perfectly
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
holy shit
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
cannot get this out of my head
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
this tracks because you’re still allowed to make as many foul posts as you want
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM