Mike Gianella
@mikegianella.bsky.social
Write about fantasy baseball, post about that and lots of other stuff. He/him/his
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Mike Gianella
@mikegianella.bsky.social
· Oct 18
“you going to post that on BlueSky, Dad? get two likes?”
teenagers are brutal
teenagers are brutal
I shouted out who killed the Kennedys
when after all it was germs on toilet seats
when after all it was germs on toilet seats
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I shouted out who killed the Kennedys
when after all it was germs on toilet seats
when after all it was germs on toilet seats
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Another way to phrase this is, “ICE shot someone and got caught lying about it.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Another way to phrase this is, “ICE shot someone and got caught lying about it.”
that’s right, he’s Peruvian
Sure, I like Paddington, but I’m starting to think he’s not real. Bears can’t be British
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
that’s right, he’s Peruvian
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
not including things I don’t eat because of my dietary preferences four.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
not including things I don’t eat because of my dietary preferences four.
not being part of the broader Kennedy curse and feeling annoyed instead of relieved
It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
not being part of the broader Kennedy curse and feeling annoyed instead of relieved
(sobbing) farewell, sweet meme maker
Philadelphia Phillies released RF Nick Castellanos.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
(sobbing) farewell, sweet meme maker
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It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
glad to see the Nationals continuing their proud tradition (signing shitty pitchers with even shittier politics)
Miles Mikolas celebrated Cinco de Mayo with a Gulf of America hat
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
glad to see the Nationals continuing their proud tradition (signing shitty pitchers with even shittier politics)
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Just a big hug to all the anarchists in the Twin Cities who get dismissed all the time but knew exactly what to do when shit went down here.
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Just a big hug to all the anarchists in the Twin Cities who get dismissed all the time but knew exactly what to do when shit went down here.
People are criticizing Chris Getz for knowing nothing about Luisangel Acuña but in his defense I don’t blame him for not wanting to go back and watch 2025 Mets games
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
People are criticizing Chris Getz for knowing nothing about Luisangel Acuña but in his defense I don’t blame him for not wanting to go back and watch 2025 Mets games
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next time you see a movie with too much cgi, remember that we used to be a proper country
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
next time you see a movie with too much cgi, remember that we used to be a proper country
you can really pick any Ted Mosby romance and not be wrong but I’m going to go with Ted and Victoria because the way they brought her back only to pointlessly put her through the ringer was extremely cruel and pointless
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
you can really pick any Ted Mosby romance and not be wrong but I’m going to go with Ted and Victoria because the way they brought her back only to pointlessly put her through the ringer was extremely cruel and pointless
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Don't care for the fact that it's bee a whole month since Nicolas Maduro was taken into US custody but there's been basically no updates about his trial or his detention since he put in his plea
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Don't care for the fact that it's bee a whole month since Nicolas Maduro was taken into US custody but there's been basically no updates about his trial or his detention since he put in his plea
that’s funny usually he is the one determining the fate of others
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
that’s funny usually he is the one determining the fate of others
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We are facing a humanitarian crisis here. Each passing day we learn of new neighbors who haven’t left their homes and have fallen through the cracks. Lots of people aren’t connected to mutual aid networks. Just terrible suffering caused by the federal government.
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
We are facing a humanitarian crisis here. Each passing day we learn of new neighbors who haven’t left their homes and have fallen through the cracks. Lots of people aren’t connected to mutual aid networks. Just terrible suffering caused by the federal government.
Coming this fall to Fox: Professor Dumbass
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Coming this fall to Fox: Professor Dumbass
fuck cancer
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
fuck cancer
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The US campaign to starve Cuba of fuel should be understood as genocidal. They are targeting a whole nation, deliberately destroying conditions necessary for life, in flagrant violation of international law. Pure barbarism, there is no other way to describe it.
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The US campaign to starve Cuba of fuel should be understood as genocidal. They are targeting a whole nation, deliberately destroying conditions necessary for life, in flagrant violation of international law. Pure barbarism, there is no other way to describe it.
does anyone remember why Oneil Cruz’s ADP climbed in March 2025?
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
does anyone remember why Oneil Cruz’s ADP climbed in March 2025?
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others have commented on this but it’s downright embarrassing that WSJ doesn’t know (or more likely is pretending not to know) what a loss leader is
this is something I (an English major with zero business education) learned in my entry level marketing job
this is something I (an English major with zero business education) learned in my entry level marketing job
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
others have commented on this but it’s downright embarrassing that WSJ doesn’t know (or more likely is pretending not to know) what a loss leader is
this is something I (an English major with zero business education) learned in my entry level marketing job
this is something I (an English major with zero business education) learned in my entry level marketing job
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THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY.
I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.
I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY.
I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.
I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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