Line Art Lionheart
@notalogin.bsky.social
Same dreck, different website
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Curiosity killed the cat but the cat actually had several serious health conditions which made it susceptible
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Curiosity killed the cat but the cat actually had several serious health conditions which made it susceptible
Curiosity killed the cat but the cat actually had several serious health conditions which made it susceptible
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Curiosity killed the cat but the cat actually had several serious health conditions which made it susceptible
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Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough.
January 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough.
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and the award for best neckwear goes to..
well would you look at that, it's a tie
well would you look at that, it's a tie
December 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
and the award for best neckwear goes to..
well would you look at that, it's a tie
well would you look at that, it's a tie
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MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
December 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
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[A Christmas Carol 2024]
GHOST: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future...
ME: Sweet, there's a future!
GHOST: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future...
ME: Sweet, there's a future!
December 18, 2024 at 5:18 AM
[A Christmas Carol 2024]
GHOST: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future...
ME: Sweet, there's a future!
GHOST: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future...
ME: Sweet, there's a future!
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Finance Tip: Have more money
April 28, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Finance Tip: Have more money
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Yet again the Times erases the lived reality of non-elite rural Americans who rustle hogs for a living
April 8, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Yet again the Times erases the lived reality of non-elite rural Americans who rustle hogs for a living
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MASCULINITY IN CRISIS: Only 14% of American men believe they could sexually satisfy a female gorilla. By far the lowest this number has been, since polling began.
September 10, 2024 at 3:32 PM
MASCULINITY IN CRISIS: Only 14% of American men believe they could sexually satisfy a female gorilla. By far the lowest this number has been, since polling began.
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"oh good, the pilot's here"
—the waiting passengers
—the waiting passengers
November 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM
"oh good, the pilot's here"
—the waiting passengers
—the waiting passengers
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There are two genders: assholes, and the other kind
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
November 19, 2024 at 7:56 AM
There are two genders: assholes, and the other kind
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
What's the other kind?
Also assholes
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Mom, please don't swap sweet potatoes for half the squash in your Thanksgiving soup like you did last year.
I do not like it semi-yam.
I do not like it semi-yam.
November 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Mom, please don't swap sweet potatoes for half the squash in your Thanksgiving soup like you did last year.
I do not like it semi-yam.
I do not like it semi-yam.
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Do you ever worry you might have the wrong kind of anxiety?
October 5, 2023 at 6:23 AM
Do you ever worry you might have the wrong kind of anxiety?
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My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up.
October 5, 2023 at 4:22 PM
My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up.
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When I said "rules are meant to be broken" I was talking about myself. Everybody else needs to follow the rules
June 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
When I said "rules are meant to be broken" I was talking about myself. Everybody else needs to follow the rules
"others destructive and deeply regressive. but enough about me..."
"It is and was a mistake to casually proclaim the equality of all cultures and cultural values. Some have proven to be wondrous and generative. Others destructive and deeply regressive.”
Yeah… this is just racism.
Yeah… this is just racism.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"others destructive and deeply regressive. but enough about me..."
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You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"
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A musician who wants to master a complicated and impractical time signature needs to practice 24/7.
June 5, 2024 at 11:37 PM
A musician who wants to master a complicated and impractical time signature needs to practice 24/7.
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[living in the panopticon]
I feel seen
I feel seen
August 7, 2024 at 6:04 PM
[living in the panopticon]
I feel seen
I feel seen
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[Dad convention]
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
[Dad convention]
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
We'll start with a team-building exercise. You each have a sheet of instructions. Let's throw those away and get started.
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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How is it called "Western Medicine" and there's not a single saloon smh
April 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
How is it called "Western Medicine" and there's not a single saloon smh
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My latest invention, spinal mascara, is creating a big backlash
August 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
My latest invention, spinal mascara, is creating a big backlash
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[bullying a poet] sorry your lines are too short to reach the margins
September 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
[bullying a poet] sorry your lines are too short to reach the margins
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I don’t own a bookmark, so I force myself to read every book in one sitting
March 19, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I don’t own a bookmark, so I force myself to read every book in one sitting