Line Art Lionheart
@notalogin.bsky.social
Same dreck, different website
The "Upholstered Furniture" might seem random, but it's a throwback to the early 1900s; Trump is acting on behest of the Ottoman Empire
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The "Upholstered Furniture" might seem random, but it's a throwback to the early 1900s; Trump is acting on behest of the Ottoman Empire
How is this not the plural of "ottoman"?!?
August 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
How is this not the plural of "ottoman"?!?
I wouldn't brag about how I'd welcome Hitler to my cafe but you guys do you
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I wouldn't brag about how I'd welcome Hitler to my cafe but you guys do you
HER: who should we bring in to fix the air conditioner?
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
July 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
HER: who should we bring in to fix the air conditioner?
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
HIM: IDK
HER: well who did we use last time?
HIM: IDK
HER: whose van is parked outside?
HIM: IDK
HER: you're literally useless
HIM: IKR
I just can't look at this and not be, like, "Come here, let me fix your collar"
July 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just can't look at this and not be, like, "Come here, let me fix your collar"
This church is 💯
June 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This church is 💯
smh at how everything is outsourced now
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
June 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
smh at how everything is outsourced now
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
just get up there, tell a funny anecdote and say "to the happy newlyweds"
it's not that hard
Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, DEVELOPERS!
May 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, DEVELOPERS!
Coincidentally also the title of the first lecture in BJs for Beginners
May 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Coincidentally also the title of the first lecture in BJs for Beginners
The "I promise I'm not dead!" tour
February 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The "I promise I'm not dead!" tour
This is where they take care of sick bridges
February 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is where they take care of sick bridges
I'm not worried-worried, but I'm not crossing a picket line, that's for damn sure
January 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'm not worried-worried, but I'm not crossing a picket line, that's for damn sure
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
December 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here's...
"Turkey was robbed"
—Eric Adams
—Eric Adams
December 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
"Turkey was robbed"
—Eric Adams
—Eric Adams
"oh good, the pilot's here"
—the waiting passengers
—the waiting passengers
November 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM
"oh good, the pilot's here"
—the waiting passengers
—the waiting passengers
Great news! Already planning my next guilt trip
September 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Great news! Already planning my next guilt trip
When nobody involved grew up in the 90s
September 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
When nobody involved grew up in the 90s
Aggressively mid
September 17, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Aggressively mid
Only one party is ready to do what must be done
August 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Only one party is ready to do what must be done
His whole schtick is that he can't!
August 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
His whole schtick is that he can't!
Finally a party is prepared to do what needs to be done
August 12, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Finally a party is prepared to do what needs to be done
Spelling Bee 🐝 To Canada: "Drop Dead"
August 11, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Spelling Bee 🐝 To Canada: "Drop Dead"
Shit, nobody tell JK Rowling
August 6, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Shit, nobody tell JK Rowling
Not nice, ladies, not nice
July 12, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Not nice, ladies, not nice
Well they should just call the other one a "gull" then
June 30, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Well they should just call the other one a "gull" then