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Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
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the classic (or more like just old, really) Justin Bieber vs 3 unimpressed girls meme, but JB says "Hey, welcome to improv class." And the girls reply "Yes, and...?"
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Protein bar (brick of parmesan) [someone holding up a piece of cheese in their car while driving.]
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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critfailmemes on threads (!) "Okay so to keep the poor from rioting you give them bread and circuses" "Got it. However some of them were sneaking into the circus on their friend's login so we stopped that" "No you... you gotta give them the circuses" "We're ending the free bread program, too much of it was going to the poor"
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Lucy with the football, to Charlie Brown: "We're gonna hold a vote on the ACA subsidies in december, promise!"
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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d@nny disc@ mc² (@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run) on mastodon: "printing a shirt with "my lack of adequate financial compensation constitutes a supply chain security risk" and wearing it to conferences" https://circumstances.run/@hipsterelectron/115305479123700549
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Warhammer 40k Mechanicus logo on an image of a plastic lawnchair that's been perfected by replacing a leg with superior welded steel.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Watchmen comic that reads "It's November 10th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" [There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen]
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Okay, all right, so we didn't quite make it. But I appreciate the effort made! I have to go to bed though: traveling to Krakow for my specialist physio appointment: gonna blast the calcium off those tendons.

If y'all find some big stacks of benjamins between the couch cushions: 220/3000, urgent!
Tuscany on shrooms.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Mamdani font: Team For Tress 2
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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#plug #refreshed standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4317...

(if you purchase this shirt please feel free to tell me about a cool queer charity in your neck of the woods as I promised Hannah that I will donate the profits of this design based on her tweet)
Vintage illustration of a lady who has clearly had it. "Men is too Headache." Vintage illustration of a lady who has clearly had it. "Men is too Headache." Vintage illustration of a lady who has clearly had it. "Men is too Headache." Hannah Chutzpah (@Hannah_Chutzpah) on twitter: "Today I had my favourite ever unsolicited queer comment. I was holding hands with my girlfriend when a middle aged woman with very little English approached us. She smiled, nodded approvingly and said: "Men is too headache."" Under it a vaporwave logo (Purple sky and grid for floor, 80s lettering) "Men Is Too Headache."
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I wholeheartedly support this sentiment, and as a matter of fact made this some time ago: standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4316...
an asphalt colored shirt featuring the face of late genius David Lynch and his famous saying: "Fix your hearts or Die," with the final word written on his chest in giant red all caps.
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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On the way to Indiana!
Ouroboros on a dad hat, "I just gotta make it to Friday."
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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they call it a Buckle closure!
back of the hat back of the hat back of the hat back of the hat
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The "All Modern Digital Infrastructure" meme, but instead of the number counter holding things up there's Microsoft in a hi-viz vest ramming in AI with a sledgehammer, causing everything to teeter on the brink of collapse.
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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On the way to Co Antrim.
Very dark green hoodie featuring a bunny and text Fucking Bnuuy.
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Wiktor Ivanovko - Me: "Change is inedible" Wife: "You mean inevitable" Me: *spitting out several nickels* "l do not"
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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"I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage." [image makes it look like the Lorax is angrily yelling this.]
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Thank you Chris!

220/3000
A moosejestic creature in repose in a lush spring forest.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Thank you Yoz!

95/3000
The Slovakian Tatra mountains in a drawerly style.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Thank you Jeffery!

75/3000
An abstracted Chinese mountain peak!
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Sign on the wall of a business: "We lay pipe, as big as you want, as deep as you need.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Me: "Why am I so broke?" Amazon: "your parrot's wig has been delivered." [a green parrot in a fabulous green wig. It looks pleased.]
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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0/1000
fuck
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Time to sleep: today was a nice day online, with my online friends. Money isn't everything, lol.

40/3000
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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pregnantseinfeld: "hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn't love smoking weed" clayablog: "To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed"
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM