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mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
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@mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
I am, above all, dedicated to the great expenditure of time and effort in pursuit of laziness.
There's a finite series of Tech Innovations That Will Save Everyone, and they are apparently allocated on a rota basis.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Decade old red meat turds rattling out of Joe Rogan like a belt fed mortar as he begs Jamie to call the doctor.
at least one prominent influencer will literally shit themselves to death this year. Mark it.
Trend-spotters are proclaiming that fiber is the new protein — the 2026 “it” nutrient. There’s a real risk the fad will backfire as people take fiber too far.

Here is what you need to know to benefit from the trend and the potential traps.
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Fucking *this*.

Big tech loves blaming the product for what happens to the users. It's just a series of labelled black boxes, guys. Just the algorithm.

Because they apparently pay millions for code with no idea what it does
Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”
Parker's piece nails why this matters. "Tech companies... would rather not answer for their products’ failures. Every headline that says “Grok apologizes” or “Grok admits” or “Grok says” creates a world where the chatbot takes the fall while Musk and his executives face no scrutiny whatsoever."
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Making home made doner kebab meat to go on home made pizza is the peak of high effort scumbaggery
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
A week into sneakily trying to learn to play drums on my kid's kit and:

I'm the opposite of Christy Brown. *My* Left Foot is a piece of shit.
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thanks to Sam Altman, my old "New Year's Resolution: 1080p" is very much relevant again.
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Well done, Jakey. Now they think you're a shithouse boxer, too.

Oh, wait....
Nah you're fine everyone already knows
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Nah you're fine everyone already knows
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I don't really hold with thing of putting action figures inside PC cases but I'm prepared to make this exception.
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm kinda surprised that this one did the numbers it did. I got to be the evil mirror universe version of Margot Robbie in the bath.
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Bro, I'm so sick of people posting that picture of me in that forest and making me look like an asshole

Ok bro, I got you
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Does the American "generation" concept serve the same function as the British class system, as a way to create and sustain the ability to do a bigotry on people you aren't in any way distinct from?
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's all those "I voted for Trump and he shat directly into the mouth of my life, I didn't think he meant it" articles persuading people there's a middle ground to reach for. They're all fucking liars. They just didn't think it would happen to them and they'd take the chance again. Fuck those people
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There was that meme that Zuckerberg looked like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but doesn't tell anyone, and that's fine, but we really need to focus on the way Sam Altman looks like Ben Stiller's stunt double's stunt double permanently wondering if he can trust a fart
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My wife is marking year 8:science exams here and honestly, several absolute crackers of answers here
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It's not a charitable or particularly nice thing to say, but there's a solid 35-45% of typing men who really need to spend a good year just rotating the words "Hold on, is it possible that maybe I'm just a fucking dick" in their mind until the mist starts to lift for them.
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sam Altman does not, in fact, believe or do this.

But he thinks *you* might, because this is how he performs "normal guy".

Once you notice that every rich, powerful asshole affects sitcom dad when called upon to relate to the little people, you can't drop noticing it
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So, in conclusion: these state actors, using the weapons and training of the state, to act on the intelligence of the state, and murder the perceived enemies of the state; they've actually got nothing to do with the state

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqlkz7vwr4eo
No collusion between security forces and loyalist paramilitaries, report finds
Detectives re-examined bombings in Dublin and Monaghan as part of a wide-ranging review of loyalist attacks in the 1970s.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's so confusing and strange and inexplicable that Britain would choose to release the results of their investigations into an Army agent in the IRA and a UVF gang that committed over one hundred murders composed almost entirely of police and army. Why would anyone want those tied together?
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Finally got these sandwiches running on Windows 11
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Review: “American Canto,” Olivia Nuzzi’s much-anticipated attempt to write her way out of a reputational pit, is what most debut books are: highly uneven and largely forgettable.
Review | Olivia Nuzzi tries and fails to save her reputation in ‘American Canto’
The flashy reporter who lost her job at New York magazine over a relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. returns with a memoir light on gossip — and reckoning
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM