Buckets, Buckets fucking everywhere
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I am, above all, dedicated to the great expenditure of time and effort in pursuit of laziness.
She's not measuring Trump for a casket, she's measuring his office for curtains.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
She's not measuring Trump for a casket, she's measuring his office for curtains.
It's my low stakes conspiracy theory that Liz Jones is not actually "real" (in the last 20 years) beyond the photo and the byline, and is the concoction of the staffers over Friday drinks.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's my low stakes conspiracy theory that Liz Jones is not actually "real" (in the last 20 years) beyond the photo and the byline, and is the concoction of the staffers over Friday drinks.
They really do make kneecapping look dignified
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They really do make kneecapping look dignified
It's rare to see such a literal (albiet gender flipped, awesome for ye. Julie) example of "bitch eating crackers"
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's rare to see such a literal (albiet gender flipped, awesome for ye. Julie) example of "bitch eating crackers"
The difference between Trump and Never Trump conservatives is in style, not content. Always has been.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The difference between Trump and Never Trump conservatives is in style, not content. Always has been.
I understand why girls wouldn't find teenage boys attractive, because I used to be one.
Frankly, if you're a male over 20-odd and don't occasionally find yourself thinking this, then you've never grown up, and are merely a large child.
Frankly, if you're a male over 20-odd and don't occasionally find yourself thinking this, then you've never grown up, and are merely a large child.
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I understand why girls wouldn't find teenage boys attractive, because I used to be one.
Frankly, if you're a male over 20-odd and don't occasionally find yourself thinking this, then you've never grown up, and are merely a large child.
Frankly, if you're a male over 20-odd and don't occasionally find yourself thinking this, then you've never grown up, and are merely a large child.
Remembering 2008-ish, and the FinBro motto "I'll be gone, you'll be gone".
It doesn't matter if they're wearing hoodies or suits, the underlying logic is fundamentally the same as a mafia bust-out
It doesn't matter if they're wearing hoodies or suits, the underlying logic is fundamentally the same as a mafia bust-out
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Remembering 2008-ish, and the FinBro motto "I'll be gone, you'll be gone".
It doesn't matter if they're wearing hoodies or suits, the underlying logic is fundamentally the same as a mafia bust-out
It doesn't matter if they're wearing hoodies or suits, the underlying logic is fundamentally the same as a mafia bust-out
SoftBank: the conscript mine clearance of finance
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
SoftBank: the conscript mine clearance of finance
Points at last week's Behind The Bastards.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Points at last week's Behind The Bastards.
Hey, We've found something he's handling worse than that hammer
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hey, We've found something he's handling worse than that hammer
Falk was a fine figure of a man, no need for caveats
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Falk was a fine figure of a man, no need for caveats
Is respect it more if he just went with "Brown. Y' know, like shit".
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is respect it more if he just went with "Brown. Y' know, like shit".
Dogshit newspapers inevitably have immense headline game. Except the Daily Mail, because they're dry shite bastards
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dogshit newspapers inevitably have immense headline game. Except the Daily Mail, because they're dry shite bastards
Just from the outside looking in, from somewhere where betting is just a thing that's always been normal, yeah. You guys really just went 0-60 on that one
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just from the outside looking in, from somewhere where betting is just a thing that's always been normal, yeah. You guys really just went 0-60 on that one
Absolutely. Let's avoid this ridiculous misuse of language and just call them rapists
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Absolutely. Let's avoid this ridiculous misuse of language and just call them rapists
There's a particular breed of guttersnipe Brit who will rail at length about Muslim takeover whilst fondly recalling how the Emirati have their law and order and workforce in line. To paraphrase a wiser man, they love the concept of sharia, just not the word
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There's a particular breed of guttersnipe Brit who will rail at length about Muslim takeover whilst fondly recalling how the Emirati have their law and order and workforce in line. To paraphrase a wiser man, they love the concept of sharia, just not the word
That's pretty charitable, as I'm certain a good deal of them really, really enjoy that end of it. A taste of how things "should": be
Never underestimate the degree to which some western tourists consider the rest of the world a series of theme parks for their enjoyment.
Never underestimate the degree to which some western tourists consider the rest of the world a series of theme parks for their enjoyment.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
That's pretty charitable, as I'm certain a good deal of them really, really enjoy that end of it. A taste of how things "should": be
Never underestimate the degree to which some western tourists consider the rest of the world a series of theme parks for their enjoyment.
Never underestimate the degree to which some western tourists consider the rest of the world a series of theme parks for their enjoyment.
Not even Iron Maiden. What a dick.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Not even Iron Maiden. What a dick.
All that money and he kept his jacket from first communion
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
All that money and he kept his jacket from first communion
When "handy" isn't a descriptor, but something you demand from the intern, this is what happens
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When "handy" isn't a descriptor, but something you demand from the intern, this is what happens
Anyway, come join me on my new YouTube channel "Start Working Properly Or I'll Hit You With The Lump Hammer You Piss-Gargling Bastard: Appliance Repair"
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Anyway, come join me on my new YouTube channel "Start Working Properly Or I'll Hit You With The Lump Hammer You Piss-Gargling Bastard: Appliance Repair"