C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
Happy Egg Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Happy Egg Day to all who celebrate
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penis navidad, penis navidad
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
penis navidad, penis navidad
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Make a bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Make a Bond movie casual
-xoxo Russia
-xoxo Russia
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Make a bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
This gets fucking stupider every time I see it
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This gets fucking stupider every time I see it
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Make a Bond movie casual
-xoxo Russia
-xoxo Russia
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Look obviously this is terrible but “MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists” is funnier than it should be
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Look obviously this is terrible but “MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists” is funnier than it should be
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Director’s (Mastubatory) Cut
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Director’s (Mastubatory) Cut
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That time they had a process server waiting at the hospital to give him papers because they assumed he'd be there at some point
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That time they had a process server waiting at the hospital to give him papers because they assumed he'd be there at some point
Those are rookie numbers, we can get that time frame down
There’s something in here about how after Jesus was born, Joseph fled with Jesus and Mary to Egypt under the cover of night…for ~4 years until Herod died.
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Those are rookie numbers, we can get that time frame down
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
Ok I think I’m finally ready to rank them all minus dead souls:
1. YK2
2. Infinite Wealth
3. Ishin
4. Y0
5. Y6
6. Judgment
7. Y5
8. Gaiden
7. YK1
8. Y: LAD
9. Lost Judgment
10. Pirate
11. Y3
12. Y4
1. YK2
2. Infinite Wealth
3. Ishin
4. Y0
5. Y6
6. Judgment
7. Y5
8. Gaiden
7. YK1
8. Y: LAD
9. Lost Judgment
10. Pirate
11. Y3
12. Y4
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ok I think I’m finally ready to rank them all minus dead souls:
1. YK2
2. Infinite Wealth
3. Ishin
4. Y0
5. Y6
6. Judgment
7. Y5
8. Gaiden
7. YK1
8. Y: LAD
9. Lost Judgment
10. Pirate
11. Y3
12. Y4
1. YK2
2. Infinite Wealth
3. Ishin
4. Y0
5. Y6
6. Judgment
7. Y5
8. Gaiden
7. YK1
8. Y: LAD
9. Lost Judgment
10. Pirate
11. Y3
12. Y4
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It’s called Yakuza 5
Games to play (platform independent)
- jrpg
- point-and-click adventure game
- rhythm game
- RPG
- strategy game
- sim-based game
- stat-building game
- Visual novel
- Dating Sim
- puzzle game
- FPS
- game with a female lead
- game with a non-white lead
- Sport Game
- Sandbox
- Horror
- jrpg
- point-and-click adventure game
- rhythm game
- RPG
- strategy game
- sim-based game
- stat-building game
- Visual novel
- Dating Sim
- puzzle game
- FPS
- game with a female lead
- game with a non-white lead
- Sport Game
- Sandbox
- Horror
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s called Yakuza 5
It remains unbelievably funny that somehow the church picked the one possible American cardinal for pope that the right absolutely fucking loathes
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It remains unbelievably funny that somehow the church picked the one possible American cardinal for pope that the right absolutely fucking loathes
Explain your username
It’s a reference to one very obscure episode of the 1990s Swamp Thing tv show. This is dead serious
It’s a reference to one very obscure episode of the 1990s Swamp Thing tv show. This is dead serious
explain your username
I have mistakes and I make misc takes
I have mistakes and I make misc takes
explain your username 🎤
My copy of my original birth certificate is printed in large letters with “THIS IS NOT A LEGAL RECORD”
My copy of my original birth certificate is printed in large letters with “THIS IS NOT A LEGAL RECORD”
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Explain your username
It’s a reference to one very obscure episode of the 1990s Swamp Thing tv show. This is dead serious
It’s a reference to one very obscure episode of the 1990s Swamp Thing tv show. This is dead serious
Bladerunner is one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen and I won’t pretend otherwise. It isn’t saved by one great monologue
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bladerunner is one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen and I won’t pretend otherwise. It isn’t saved by one great monologue
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There's a much better chance someone in this administration would sexually assault my child than anyone they sent to CECOT
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's a much better chance someone in this administration would sexually assault my child than anyone they sent to CECOT
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Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
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Jeffrey Epstein
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
buff.ly
December 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Jeffrey Epstein
Absolutely wild that they think the presence of tattoos in 2025 would make anyone not want a person to do a sleepover
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Absolutely wild that they think the presence of tattoos in 2025 would make anyone not want a person to do a sleepover
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I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
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"See subparagraph B, clause 6, 'the sexy condiment' for further details."
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"See subparagraph B, clause 6, 'the sexy condiment' for further details."
People like this student being allowed to walk around without suffering swift and painful consequences is a significant black mark against any society
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
People like this student being allowed to walk around without suffering swift and painful consequences is a significant black mark against any society
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My DMs are open
any cougars want to not make some kids???
MAGA sex education
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My DMs are open