C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
I literally cannot read “mistakenly read Palestine” and not immediately think of this tweet
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I literally cannot read “mistakenly read Palestine” and not immediately think of this tweet
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hey come on that's not fair
he has several families who left him
he has several families who left him
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
hey come on that's not fair
he has several families who left him
he has several families who left him
Are we doing eve fartlow now
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Are we doing eve fartlow now
He can’t even pretend it’s a TOS violation and ban her without it being a massive self-own
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
He can’t even pretend it’s a TOS violation and ban her without it being a massive self-own
There’s absolutely no way he can hit back at her in any way because he’s incapable of winning a flame war and he has no way to threaten her outside it
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
There’s absolutely no way he can hit back at her in any way because he’s incapable of winning a flame war and he has no way to threaten her outside it
Martha? I missed that movie
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Martha? I missed that movie
If Jane Coaston is unimpeachably on the correct side of an exchange the person on the other side has entirely lost the thread
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If Jane Coaston is unimpeachably on the correct side of an exchange the person on the other side has entirely lost the thread
Mesa a proponent of kink okieday
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Mesa a proponent of kink okieday
That second picture is a few hundred feet from the house where I grew up
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
That second picture is a few hundred feet from the house where I grew up
But here are some pictures of the neighborhood where I grew up in DC. If this counts as “no trees or grass” then you are not living in observable reality
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
But here are some pictures of the neighborhood where I grew up in DC. If this counts as “no trees or grass” then you are not living in observable reality
Even leaving that aside, “parks don’t count as trees and grass” is…certainly a take one could have
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Even leaving that aside, “parks don’t count as trees and grass” is…certainly a take one could have
So first of all, I can tell you this does not accurately describe New York City. Like, large swaths of Manhattan maybe. That’s not what the other boroughs look like. Even Staten Island has no shortage of greenery. I’ve never been to Miami but it’s also not what Philly looks like outside downtown
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So first of all, I can tell you this does not accurately describe New York City. Like, large swaths of Manhattan maybe. That’s not what the other boroughs look like. Even Staten Island has no shortage of greenery. I’ve never been to Miami but it’s also not what Philly looks like outside downtown
If you believe “only the deep forest counts as trees and grass and nature woven into the fabric of the city is the same as cold sterile stone” then you are living in a different reality than the rest of us
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you believe “only the deep forest counts as trees and grass and nature woven into the fabric of the city is the same as cold sterile stone” then you are living in a different reality than the rest of us
I appreciate your faith in me
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I appreciate your faith in me
Tbf he had actual political experience and he wasn’t saying it onstage. I would absolutely say it on live tv
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Tbf he had actual political experience and he wasn’t saying it onstage. I would absolutely say it on live tv
Chris Van Hollen is mostly a boilerplate liberal and yet I haven’t seen a single leftist criticism of him because it’s pretty fucking clear which side he’s on
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Chris Van Hollen is mostly a boilerplate liberal and yet I haven’t seen a single leftist criticism of him because it’s pretty fucking clear which side he’s on
As a Pittsburgh Oaf, you have my full support
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
As a Pittsburgh Oaf, you have my full support
The mistake we made was picking an oaf from outer Pittsburgh, we need a Philadelphia Oaf
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The mistake we made was picking an oaf from outer Pittsburgh, we need a Philadelphia Oaf
I have had this thought so many fucking times despite the fact I’d be the worst political candidate ever, just saying “fuck this guy” constantly about my opponent
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I have had this thought so many fucking times despite the fact I’d be the worst political candidate ever, just saying “fuck this guy” constantly about my opponent
The options in 2020 were him or Joe fucking Kennedy, the idea it was the wrong call in 2020 is just ahistorical nonsense
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The options in 2020 were him or Joe fucking Kennedy, the idea it was the wrong call in 2020 is just ahistorical nonsense
Sure but I also don’t think “silence” describes markey here
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sure but I also don’t think “silence” describes markey here